Disclaimer: I like eggs. Oh, and I don't own Hetalia.

This chapter is a little bit smaller than the others, just a wee bit. Iv'e just realised I haven't written about Sealand for... well ages. Next chapter WILL have more Sealand. And MORE Latvia. AND Russia. And as I say every time.... there will be typos. I really need a beta or something...

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"France, you're supposed to be painting. NOT flirting with the model." America called over to France, who ignored him and continued flirting with Seychelles.

"At first I wondered why you hated that guy so much," America said to England, "But now I feel completely the same way."

"That's the only sane thing you have ever said in your life. But, have you seen my phone anywhere?"

"Nooooo... of course not." America continued painting, determined not to avert his eyes.

"Shit! It's him again!" America hid behind England as Japan walked passed them.

"I'm sure he's not as bad as you're making out."

"Oh, he is! That boy is pure EVIL! Soon you'll see. Everyone will see."

"Parinoiod, much?" Canada said, exchanging glances with England.

"Your eyes are so beautiful and warm they could melt even Russia's heart." France whispered in Seychelles ear. She blushed.

"Your eyes are like big blue... umm... fish."

"Just leave the complimenting to me. Really." France put his hand on Seychelles hip. Ukraine walked by carrying painting equipment and accidently tripped over, spraying her equipment on the floor. Bending over to pick it up, she gave France a very good view of her cleavage. Seychelles, watching France lust over Ukraine, slapped him in the face and walked off to pose for Sweden and Finland.

"Owww" he complained, rubbing his cheek.

"Hello there." Japan said in a seductive voice, grabbing France's waist from behind.

"Why, hello there." France replied, not knowing who it was.

"How about you and I go to the art store room closet. Alone."

"Sure thing, baby." France said, going to turn his head to see who it was. Japan pushed his head back before he got a glance and pushed him out of the room.

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"Did you just see that! He's going after France as well!" America pointed to the door Japan and France had just left out of.

"I think it's your imagination, France is over there with Seychelles." England pointed over to where France and Seychelles had previously been, without looking.

"Look, I'm seri..."

"LIKE HEY!" Poland came up to them, "You guys, like totally, need to draw me."

"Sheesh Poland, you should know by now me and England and whats-his-name never do the work."

"Your my BROTHER and you don't even remember my NAME." Canada looked hurt.

"Sure. Whatever. Anyway Poland, Jog on." America pointed over to Finland and Sweden.

"I am not moving till you draw me!" England looked at America.

"We really should. Last time I ignored Poland he ended up following me and eventually living in my room. Seriously, Poland is NOTHING like Lithuania. You had it lucky living with him."

"Like, I wasn't THAT bad a room mate. I totally fixed your sink"

"You 'totally' broke my sink first."

"Yeah, well, you smell."

"Great comeback." England voice dripped with sarcasm.

"Well, maybe if you hadn't frazzled my brain with all those pictures of America naked in the shower you, Like, keep in your cupboard then I might be able to think of a better comeback."

"WHAT!?" America stood up in his chair.

"Don't believe a word he says! He's LYING! Poland ALWAYS lies!" England pleaded with America.

"My work here is done." Poland sang to himself, walking away to the next table.

"Su-san, why don't I help you."

"I don't need help." Sweden glared at Finland. Finland ignored him and took Sweden's hand into his and started working on his painting.

"You really shouldn't glare at people so much, it's scary."

"Oh he's, like, working on that." Poland came over to talk to them "He used to have a terrible speech problem too, couldn't understand a total word he said. Me and Lithuania volunteered to sort it out, for a period he spoke with a valley-girl accent like me. But... that was just weird. So Liet is sorting out the accent and I'm totally trying to make him lighten up."

"Your really annoying." Sweden said glaring at him. Poland winced.

"It's not really working."

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Romano woke up out of his fainting spell to find himself being carried, marriage style, by Prussia.

"Your awake... gee thanks, you just got me detention. I hope you're happy."

"Serves you right you bastard." They both arrived at the medical room. Spain opened the door.

"Woah there! No way am I being left in a room with Spain"

"He's the school nurse. You have to stay here the rest of the day." Prussia said looking smug.

"No. NO!" Romano struggled as Prussia handed him over into Spain's arms, "RAPE! RAPE! SOMEONE HELP ME!"

"Don't you think your overreacting at bit?" Spain asked.

"STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU TOMATO FREAK!" Romano struggled some more but Spain, being stronger, carried him over to one of the beds lined along the wall. Romano tried to sit up from where he was put down.

"You need rest. Lay down. Why do you always have to be so argumentative to me?"

"HELP! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME! I SAID HE..." Spain covered his mouth with a large cloth trying to muffle his yells and sat on top of him to stop him getting up.

"Be quite!" Spain whispered "I don't want to get fired!" Romano managed to get one hand free and tried to get off the bed. Spain sighed.

"I really didn't want it to come to this..." He leaned over to a set of draws and pulled out a pair of handcuffs and sticky tape. After handcuffing Romano to the bed and covering his mouth he finally decided it was safe to get off him.

"God that was difficult! Now I'm going to leave the room and get something to eat while you calm down. I promise I will NOT forget you, and I'm NOT trying to rape you. But I will be locking the door so don't try to escape. Please. I really like my job and you always end up getting me fired. " Romano tried to say something but it was muffled, "When I worked in the food court you said I was tying to rape you and you got me fired, when I was the cleaner you said I pulled you into a class room and tried to rape you. Guess what, I got fired. And I really really really like this job so please please PLEASE do not tell anyone I 'raped' you." Romano gave him the middle finger in as-if fashion and continued to try get out of his handcuffs.

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Hungary and Switzerland sat watching Austria. The second Austria entered the room the first thing Hungary thought was 'what a pompous prick' but as the interview went on she soon realised that he was not only a pompous prick but also a self centred maniac, or as England might put it 'off his trolley'.

"And so after I got my degrees in Harvard I moved into Cambridge and got 3 more." Austria laughed and swished his hair back, "Then I got an award for the most musically gifted person in my Europe, or was it the world? I forget, but anyway. I came here because I just wanted to help higher the education standards in low class schools with my excellent knowledge of, well, everything. hahaha." Switzerland exchanged a glance with Hungary and whispered.

"Do you think this nut job knows Prussia? There very similar."

"Did you just say Prussia?" Austria overhead their conversation.

"Yes, do you know him?"

"Oh god yes, I hate him with all my guts. Always trying to steal the spotlight from me. I hope he falls into some sort of big hole full of flames and never comes back again."

"Maybe he's not as bad as I first thought." Hungary muttered to herself.

"Does this mean you don't want me to shoot him?" Switzerland asked.

"Oh no, go right ahead."

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England left the lesson as early as possible to make sure he did not have to talk to America.

"Stupid Poland." He muttered to himself. After getting to the end of the corridor he found France lying down on the ground.

"What happened to you?" France remained speechless. Others started coming out of the class room and saw France as well. Japan, Italy and Germany being some of them. France grabbed England's leg when he saw Japan and started babbling nonsense that just came out as a sob. Everyone stared at Japan. Looking embarrassed Japan ran down the corridor with Italy and Germany trying to catch up.

"What did he do to you?" America asked while England bent down to comfort France. Turkey walked out into the corridor.

"Wow, someone messed France up pretty bad."

"It was that crazy Japanese kid!" America yelled to the whole corridor, " He's already got a warning!"

"Well, I guess he'll have to get another warning then. This guy isn't doing much to help himself on his first day."

"You see I told you he was evil!" America told England, "And were going to your room right now so I can check for closet." England sighed.

"If you must."

"Woah there." Turkey interrupted, "Someone's got to take France. I'M not looking after him."

"We'll take him!" Belarus came to the front of the crowd with Ukraine.

"We will?"

"Yes. France used to work with Russia so I'm sure he will tell us EVERYTHING he knows about him." France seemed to be getting into a worse state knowing BELARUS was going to be looking after him. But on the bright side Ukraine was there too, and France really liked Ukraine. Belarus picked France up and flung him over her shoulder.

Up the corridor Japan sat down on one of the school benches.

"What did you ACTULLY do to France?" Germany asked worried.

"I'd rather not talk about it."

"Suits me. Anyway, I overhead Turkey gave you another warning so you only have one more thing to do until detention."

"So I guess the last thing is bullying." Italy said.

"I agree. What we need is an easy target. I was thinking Latvia but he is always around Russia so that wont work."

"What about Canada."

"Canada?"

"Yes. I think Canada would be perfect."

"So... how do you bully someone?"

"Leave threatening notes in their bag, trip them up in corridors, call them names. Lots of stuff really. "Canada is a bit of a suck up to the teachers so he would tell at the first signs of bullying."

"Okay then." Japan nodded.

"Hey look!" Italy said, "Here he comes now, go push him over."

"Then what?"

"Improvise." Italy and Germany pushed Japan round the corner where he came face to face with Canada.

"Eh? Oh, hello." Canada looked nervously at Japan.

"Hey, syrup head." Japan pushed him over. "What are you doing walking in MY way. When you go to your room tonight, I'm guna break in and smash your face in. Not after setting fire to you brother first! I hope you and all you stupid blonde over indorsed friends' die of herpes. And umm..." Japan tried to think of more to say " And I hope that it turns out maple syrup causes cancer!" When Japan went to walk away he stood on Canada stomach, winding him. Even though Canada couldn't see it while he walked away he mouth 'sorry' under his breath.

"Maybe I was a little harsh." He said to Germany when he met up with him.

"A little?"

Whether or not England really does have pictures of America in the shower is up to you. Anyway XOXOX Review or die of maple syrup poisoning.