Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Swiss chocolate.
Wow, I haven't updated in ages! Okay, as usual look out for spelling. Well, here's the next chapter...
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"You see? Nothing here!" England told America. America looked around the room.
"I haven't checked everywhere yet."
"Where else is there? The only places you haven't checked are on France's side and I don't even WANT to know what he keeps in his closet."
"Good point. Well, I suppose we still have 10 minuets till lessons again so..." Belarus entered the room carrying France.
"You! Get France's stuff! NOW!" She pointed at England. England ran to quickly pick up his stuff, "You there! Burger boy! Hold this." Belarus dropped an unconscious France, for reasons unknown, into America's arms. Ukraine apologised for the abrupt entry. After Belarus kicked England in the shin for not working fast enough and threw some of his stuff out of the window, Belarus finally left with France and Ukraine.
"England? Are you okay?"
"No. Not really."England tried to get up of the floor but fell back down, "Crazy woman broke my leg!"
"I think your just overreacting."
"I'm not!"
"Well, if ickle wickle England wants me to carry him, then okay."
"Fuck you America." England grabbed his umbrella that was sitting against his bed, and used it as support as he stood up.
"Okay, well maybe it's not broken, but it really hurts." America and England walked out the room together.
Lithuania felt nervous. He was trying to read the book Estonia had given him on computers to kill time.
"So, do you like computers?" Russia asked from over his shoulder.
"No, well, sort off... I, I just kind of, well..." Where was Felix when he needed him?
"Ah, You so cute when your confused." Russia put his arm around him. Lithuania looked around desperately and realised he and Russia were the only two in the room.
"I should really be going to my next lesson." He grabbed his book and stood up but Russia pulled him back down.
"But why don't you stay with me~"
"No, I REALLY have to go."
"No. STAY." Russia grip on his arm tighten and Lithuania winced. Russia smiled. Suddenly Austria burst into the room.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY POOR PERSON! YOU JUST WANT MY MONEY!"He screamed while Switzerland came running in after him, trying to shoot him.
"STAY STILL!"
"SO YOU CAN SHOOT ME!?"
"YES!" Austria ducked another bullet and locked himself in a cupboard. Switzerland sighed. He really needed to work on his aim. Russia tried to silently shuffle away with Lithuania but Switzerland saw him.
"Russia? Who are you harassing now?"
"I'm not harassing anybody. Da, Lithuania?"
"Well, I... I don't really..." Russia glared at him, "NO! No, he's not!"
"Are you sure? Because if he is then just tell me anytime, okay? Just don't come up behind me, or I'll accidently shoot you." Russia pulled on Lithuania's arm and led him out of the room. Out in the corridor, Russia laughed.
"Do you want to go get something to eat?"
"Okay." Lithuania replied rather timidly. On the way to the canteen Lithuania accidently walked into China.
"HEY! Look where you going ~aru"
"I'm sorry."
"Maybe you should look where your going, China." Russia smiled.
"R, R, Russia! I, well, I... of course!"
"Now why don't you apologise to poor Lithuania here." China got down on his knees.
"I apologise sincerely, please forgive me."
"umm...okay?"
"Excellent! Lithuania! Lets go."
"WAIT!" China yelled.
"What now?" Russia said bitterly.
"Can I... talk with you a second." China scowled at Lithuania, "Alone."
"Me or him?" Russia asked.
"You."
"We're very busy and haven't got the time. Bai!" Russia practically ran down the corridor in his eagerness not to talk with China, and forgot Lithuania. Lithuania shuffled awkwardly as China glared at him again. After a few seconds of China listening if Russia was in ear shoot, he hit Lithuania around the face.
"OW!"
"Stay. Away. From. Russia. I'M his bitch! Not you! If I see you with him again, I will make Belarus look like Liechtenstein. You're distracting him from ME! I AM THE ONLY PERSON HE SHALL BE WITH~ ARU!" China pushed Lithuania over and walked away. Lithuania sighed. Why did this always happen to him?
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"Su-san"
"yes?"
"Will you give me a piggy back ride?"
"No."
"Please."
"No.
"Pleeeeaaaasssse!"
"No." Sweden glared again. It didn't work.
"Please. Please. Please. Pleeeaaase. Please."
"Fine."
"Yay!" Sweden crouched down and Finland got on his back. Denmark wolf whistled from out of nowhere.
"STOP STALKING ME!" Sweden yelled out to Denmark and ran out of the room as fast as he could.
"WWEEEEEEEE! This is so fun!" Finland raised his arms in the air and pretended to be an aeroplane.
"Are you mentally retarded or something?"
"Nope. I'm just weird."
"You don't say." Sweden walked into the cafeteria. It was relatively empty except for Sealand trying to steal Latvia's peanuts and Prussia laughing at the fact Korea fell of his chair and landed on top of Poland.
"Lets sit here su-san!" Finalnd pointed to the table next to Prussia.
"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
"Yes!"
"Okay." Sweden set Finland down in a seat. England and America entred the room.
"HEY! WHAT LESSONS NEXT?!" America yelled to everyone.
"Why don't you look yourself, you lazy bastard!" Prussia yelled back. America swore at Prussia and stormed of, England limping after him. America walked up to Liechtenstein who was serving snacks.
"Liechtenstein! What's next?"
"PE, would you like some peanuts?"
"Got any burgers?"
"No, sorry, but I do have peanuts."
"Is that all that you ever sell, have you got anything, Well, better."
"Sorry, no."
"Please, anything. Il'l give you any amount of money!"
"Well, I do have some of my brother's chocolate. But... he would kill me if I gave it to somebody. You see it was a present and..."
"Did someone say Swiss chocolate!?!" Prussia yelled. Everyone looked up with a mad frenzy in their eyes.
"SWISS CHOCOLATE!!"
"Oh no..." Liechtenstein quivered. Prussia and America jumped on Liechtenstein desperate for chocolate. Others soon came and jumped on them as well.
England, thrown into a table as America went for the chocolate, rubbed his head. Wait... Swiss chocolate! England suddenly realised what was happening and went to jump on the others to get his share of chocolate.
"Umm... hello?" England stopped mid-step and looked around. Japan stood behind him.
"Hello?" England said nervously. Japan's stomach filled with butterflies. He had SPOKE to him! YES! He would die happy!
"Japan, Are you okay?" England asked concerned as Japan seemed frozen on the spot, absorbed in his own thoughts. Japan suddenly ran away without saying a word.
"What a weird guy." England said out loud. Wait a second. SWISS CHOCOLATE! England swirled around back to Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein was unconscious, Sweden lay beaten on the ground, holding the chocolate to his chest while Latvia hit him with a chair trying to get to it. Prussia and America were kicking him in the shins. Sweden let go of the chocolate and Prussia made a grab for it. Holding the chocolate in the air, he claimed himself victorious and went to take a bite. Korea kneed Prussia in his 'vital regions'. He dropped the chocolate and it went skidding across the floor. Poland shoved Sealand in the trash can and grabbed the chocolate, skidding his way. Estonia came in though the window and smashed his laptop over Poland's head. Poland fainted Estonia went to grab the chocolate, when Latvia started hitting him a chair as well. Spain, Turkey, Ukraine, Belarus, Hungary, Italy and Germany entered the room. Seeing the Swiss chocolate they all went to grab it as well.
England had no hope in hell of getting it now. Dam. Finland came up to him, the only one not going after the chocolate.
"Why is everyone trying to get Switzerland's chocolate?"
"Well, Switzerland used to make chocolate all the time for everybody, but then he stopped because people were trying to steal his recipe. People went insane, his chocolate was that good. There used to be someone called Holy Roman Empire that went to this school, we all called him HRE. He had the last chocolate bar, people tried to get it and... Well... no one's ever seen HRE again. The saying 'Death by chocolate' is true around here."
"Wow." Finland walked away to go tend to a Sweden, who was sobbing because he was in immense pain, but mostly because he had lost the chocolate. More people came into the room to get the chocolate.
After 5 minutes of fighting, everyone was on the floor groaning in pain.
"In the end, who actually got the chocolate?" America asked.
"No idea." Poland said. Lithuania walked into the room, mumbling about how bad things always happened to him.
"Hey, chocolate!" Lithuania picked up the Swiss chocolate lying by the door and took a bite out of it.
"NNOOOOOOOOOO!" Prussia yelled, picking up a tomato feebly and throwing it at Lithuania, missing him completely.
"My tomato!" Spain cried. Everyone glared at Lithuania. Latvia, still holding onto his chair, tripped his brother up. He landed face first into Russia. The chocolate flew though the air and landed outside in the school pond. Prussia's pet chick slipped it up into his beak and ate it. Everyone gapsed.
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Slowly, one by one, everyone started getting up and going to their next lesson. The class stood out on the field in their PE clothes, groaning. Finland, England and Japan seemed to be the only ones unharmed. Greece sat, still stuck to his chair, in the middle of the group of people.
"Okay, I'm not mean enough to make you run around the field like this. But Lithuania, you have to run."
"What? Why?"
"Don't argue, just do it. Oh, and you need to carry Poland on your back."
"WHAT?! No way!"
"Do you want detention?"
"No."
"Then do it."Lithuania mumbled some more about how these things always happen to him while Poland got on his back.
"Ow! Stop pulling my hair." Lithuania complained to Poland.
"You, like, ate the chocolate. Deal with it"
"Bah bye!" Greece waved at Lithuania "Make sure you run a least 3 miles!"
Germany rubbed his arm where Italy had twisted it to get to the chocolate.
"I'm sorry Germany, why don't you have some pasta?" Italy offered Germany some freshly cooked pasta.
"Where did you even get that from?"
"I always carry pasta around with me." Italy smiled, his black eye from where Hungary had hit him clearly visible.
"Your insane, you know that."
"Hey Japan, are you okay?"
"Japan?" Japan sat motionless, staring out into space. Italy waved his hands in front of his face and he made no reaction.
"Japan!" German yelled.
"He..he.. he said hello."
"What?"
"England. He said hello. HE SAID HELLO!" Japan hugged Italy and laughed, "HE KNOWS MY NAME!" Japan stood up and started skipping round in circles. "He knows my name! He knows me name! He knows my name!" Japan sang while Italy joined him in skipping in circles.
"Japan! Sit down, people will look at us!"
"Sorry!" Japan sat back down.
"Anyway, my first thoughts were wrong. Canada isn't as much as a suck up as we would like to believe. He hasn't gone up to a single one of the teachers. All he's done is cry."
"Sooo... what now?"
"We need to push him further till he cracks."
"How?"
"Well, everyone has something they really love. For example, Switzerland is going to be pretty pissed Liechtenstein got beaten up over chocolate so he's going to most defiantly shoot Prussia. Spain would kill you if you touched his tomato; Prussia's going to get completely destroyed by Spain for throwing his tomato. So we need to find something Canada loves. Something that will push him over the edge."
"What about that silly bear that follows him."
"Bear?" Japan asked.
"Look!" Italy pointed at Canada and for the first time, Japan noticed a small fluffy white polar bear sitting by him.
"When did that get there!?"
"He always carries around that stuffed bear in his backpack. He loves it more than his own brother."
"So, shall I go hide it?"
"Not good enough. Tear it up in front of him, burn it, force him to eat the remains."
"Germany, I think your being a bit extreme."
"Sorry, but it's the only way." Germany looked stern. Japan sighed.
"Well, I know its pointless arguing with you. Fine. Il'l be right back." Japan said miserably.
"America! Hold still or it'll get infected."
"But it hurts!" America complained as England and Canada tried to disinfect the wounds on America caused by Latvia's chair.
"Canada? Are you okay?" England looked at Canada, who seemed distant.
"Can you help me?"
"With what?"
"Japan."
"What about him."
"Well, just... don't... ah, forget it."
"Okay? Well, I'm going to get some more disinfectant wipes, I'll be right back" England left Canada and America alone. Japan crept up behind Canada.
"Hello." Japan whispered in his ears. Canada jumped.
"Guess what I've got in my hands?"
"Some flowers to apologise for earlier?"
"Nope." Canada turned around to find Japan holding his bear at the throat, a knife in his hands.
"Kumajiro!"
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Ten minutes later England came back with the wipes. Canada, Japan and Greece were talking, Canada sobbing profusely with something sticking out of his mouth. Greece look furious and was yelling at Japan.
"Detention! DETENTION! This is unacceptable! I don't care if you like cats! Bullying is unacceptable! Go to my office now!"
"Umm... what happened here?" England asked as Japan was out of ear shot.
"You don't want to know. Just, look after Canada will you?"
"Okay?"
"you see England!" America yelled, even though he was right next to him. "Japan is crazy! A psychopath! And your next. Hahahaha!"
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