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Japan sat outside Greece's office.
"Only 5 minutes left till detention." He whispered to himself gleefully. Japan felt happy, nervous and slightly guilty all at the same time. Greece and Hungary were walking down the corridor to meet him.
"This is him! The new student who has been troubling everyone!" Greece pointed at him. Hungary sighed.
"Hello there Japan. It's nice to meet you." She smiled.
"Hello Miss" Japan stood up and bowed. Hungary giggled.
"Greece, are you sure this boy did all the things you said? He doesn't seem the sort."
" Yes, most defiantly."
"Well Japan, let's talk. Greece, would you please leave us." Greece walked away back down the corridor. Japan shuffled uncomfortably.
"Now, why did you do those things Japan?"
"I just felt like it." He lied.
"Well, that's not good enough! You will need to make it up to the people you hurt. You are going to put money into America's new coat, apologise to France and sew up whatshisface's bear."
"Of course."
"Ah good. Oh and you should go to the detention room now."
"Okay."
Japan got up and started walking around the corridor trying to find the room, soon he found it and went inside. It was entirely empty. He took a seat in the middle of the class. After about 5 minutes the door knob started to turn. Japan tensed in anticipation. Prussia walked in. Dammit! How could he be so stupid? Prussia was given detention for 'killing' Romano. His precious time alone with England would be ruined by that arrogant air headed fool.
"Hey Japan! What's up!" Prussia sat right next to him.
"The Ceiling."
"hahaha, oh your SO funny." Japan noticed Prussia seemed a little bit forced "So, you would say we we're friends? Right?"
"Have I even spoken to you before?"
"No, but that's irrelevant. We are friends. And friends do favours for other friends!"
"What? But..."
"I want you to help me get revenge on Lithuania for eating the chocolate."
"I'm sorry but you seem to have the wrong idea about me. I have no grudge against Lithuania."
"Okay then, I guess I'll just ask China then, that guy hates him. So how are things between you and England?"
"What!?"
"Have you done anything with him yet?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Don't play stupid with me Japan, I know everything about everyone. I know what Switzerland had for breakfast this morning, I know where Germany hides his lederhosen, I know about Estonia's secret porn collection on his computer, and I also overhead a certain German and Italian talking about you desperately trying to get detention, to get near England."
"You... you what?"
"Ha-ha, you face is priceless. Anyway, you're in bad luck because England's being held up for detention while he's looking after Canada so he won't be here for a least another half an hour."
"I see."
"So... what are you going to do when you finally meet him?"
"I... I don't know." Japan hadn't thought that far ahead.
"Oh dear. Your priceless you know that." They sat in silence for a few moments until Prussia finally spoke again.
"What about, a love note or something?
"Love note?"
"Yeah, by the time he gets to detention you would have already left, so you can't let this opportunity go to waste. So leave him a love note on the table. Trust me on this one; I am a master of luuurve."
"But... ive never wrote a love note before, I don't know what to write."
"I may be willing to help you, on one condition."
"What's that?"
"You address me only as 'Sir awesome the love god of awesomeness' and will become my loyal subject 'Japan the not as awesome'"
"What? Oh... forget it. Okay then."
"Okay! I'll write it and you tell me if you like it!"
"Prus...Sir awesome the love god of awesomeness. Are you sure you know what your doing?"
"You doubt my awesomeness?" Prussia glared at Japan.
"Of course not." Japan said. God, this guy was a nut case. Prussia sat scribbling on a piece of paper for a good 5 minutes and finally finished. Japan picked it up and started reading.
My love, England,
Your hair shimmers like the muddy grey oceans that consume me
Your eyes dance in the light like ping pong balls
Yesterday, I saw you and butterflies entered my pancreas
You are my love, my heart, my loins, my sugar coated fugdeball.
Similes and metaphors fail me when I write this letter.
I want to lick your nose, your forehead, your lips, your eyebrows, your...
The letter went on but Japan immediately stopped reading.
"I...I really don't think I should use this letter."
"Aaww... but I poured my heart and soul into that. Are you sure?"
"REALLY sure."
"Pssh, fine. You'll regret it." Spain walked into the room.
"Hi people, I'm watching over your detention today and... oh... Prussia. There you are." Spain's face darkened in a way that could only darken if their favourite tomato was thrown into a wall by a certain Prussian.
"Oh shit. I got to go Japan! Bye!" Prussia stood up as Spain pulled out a long sharp injection needle from the inside of his jacket. What ever was in the needle was a lime green colour and seemed to be fizzing slightly. Japan concluded that whatever was in it DEFINALTY wasn't good for Prussia. Prussia ran for the nearest door but it was locked and Spain advanced on him, jabbing the needle in his arm. He fainted and fell to the floor.
"Ah~ Well now that that's done, I can get on with the detention." Spain seemed cheerful and sweet again.
"Umm... Spain? What about Romano?"
"Romano... OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT HIM! I'M SORRY I CAN'T DO THIS DETENTION I HAVE TO UNTIE HIM! GOODBYE!" Spain ran out of the room.
"...Untie him?" Japan said to himself, confused. He decided not to dwell on it, instead he moved Prussia's body to the side of the room and stepped out into the corridor.
"WHY!? FOR GOD SAKE WHY!? AFTER ALL IVE BEEN THOUGH I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SEE HIM!" Japan yelled out into the empty corridor. He kicked one of the large painting on the wall. It creaked, then started to come of its hinges.
"Oh no." Japan tried to hold it up but it fell down on top of him, knocking him out.
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England paced back and forward on the spot. Canada sat in the corner of the room, making occasional sobs. France just started blankly at the wall, still recovering. America sat on a chair, his feet on the table.
"I have called forth this meeting to discuss the biggest threat we have yet to face!" America said to everyone, "You all know of course I'm talking about him." America practically hissed the word.
"He has a name you know. It's Ja..."
"SILENCE! His name shall not be uttered among us, peasant!" America stood up.
"Did... did you just call me a peasant?"
"I SAID SILENCE! Now... I have devised a plan. A very cunning plan. We will find out Japan's room, we will wait for him come to his room. Inside we will place explosives disguised as a harmless 'hello kitty' dolls, a present form his brother. The doors will automatically lock and he will be trapped. And thus! The trap explodes.... but the plot thickens. The bomb in fact, is filled with McDonald's milkshake! And he shall drown! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Have you taken your medication this morning?"
"Yes."
"Then I must tell you that there is NO WAY that plan will work."
"We will find a way. Won't we, my BREAVERIN!"
"So now we are some sort of anti-Japan cult?"
"England, either your with us or not. Now, everyone repeat after me, especially you England, or I won't help you in PE and cooking anymore."
"Fine."
"We, as members of the 'make Japan pay' club..."
"We, as members of the 'make Japan pay' club"..." France, Canada and England repeated.
"...Solemnly swear to make Japan's life as miserable as possible."
"...Solemnly swear to make Japan's life as miserable as possible."
"Excellent then! Lets start making some plans!" England looked at his watch.
"Actually, I have to go to detention."
"Okay then- I mean- PEASANT BE GONE! GOOD RIDENCE!" England shook his head and left the room.
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"What a bunch of lunatics" he said to himself, walking down the corridor. As he walked, Spain suddenly smashed into him from round the corner.
"AAHHHHH! SORRY, GOTA GO!" Spain said hurriedly, carrying on running. For god sake, people have no manors nowadays. England finally arrived outside the detention room, but tripped over something on the floor. England turned around to see what he had fallen over. The 'something' turned out to be Japan. Wait. Japan? JAPAN?! What the hell was he supposed to do! What would America do if he found Japan lying unconscious on the floor? Probably give him a good kicking then leave him in Belarus's room with a note stuck to him saying 'Russia sucks'.
England decided that would be a little too dramatic. And anyway... The poor guy had obviously been hit by that painting. Even if he was a potential mass murderer, he still should help him.
"Hello... Japan? Japan?" England shook him slightly and he started slowly opening his eyes.
"Japan, are you okay?" England sat Japan up on his lap so he could awkwardly support his weight. He fully opened his eyes, but still didn't realise where he was. Wait... last he remembered was he was trying to stop that painting falling on him. It must have hit him, yes, there it was lying on the ground over there. He was leaning on something, no someone? Had someone come to help him? Japan looked up and saw England's worried eyes looking down at him. Japan suddenly felt like fainting again.
"I..I..I..."
"Oh thank goodness you're awake! I actually thought you had a concussion or something!" England hugged Japan. Japan was taken back in surprise. Standing up abruptly, he pushed England of him.
"I have to go! Goodbye!" Japan's face was red. England stood up as well.
"Wait, you don't look so good. Maybe you should sit down for a while."
"No, really... I, I have... stuff."
"Stuff?"
"Yes. Stuff."
"Are you sure you don't want to sit down. The lunch room should be free about now, there might even be some left over peanuts from break. I insist."
"Okay." England took his hand and they both walked down the corridor together.
Japan's mind exploded. HE WAS HOLDING HIS HAND! HIS ACTUAL HAND! Hahahahaha! Japan smiled the largest smile he had since forever. Good job England was looking in the other direction. They both arrived in the cafeteria. It was completely empty, with a few broken chairs.
"Umm... do you want some peanuts? England offered him a half open packet he found on a table.
"I'm allergic."
"Oh. Well, I do know the chef! It's nearly lunch so most of the food should be ready." Japan just nodded. England opened one of the doors on the far left of the hall. Norway was in the middle of the kitchen putting cucumber into bread rolls.
"Hello England" He said, without looking up. Denmark waved at him.
"Think fast!" Denmark threw a bread knife at England head. England dodged it, just, and the knife wedged itself in the wall a few centimetres from Japan's head.
"Denmark! Stop attacking people!"
"I was testing his reflexes. How about I test yours after lunch?" Denmark winked at Norway.
"Go die."
Japan watched as Norway and Denmark bickered. When he saw England helping himself to some food on the counter, he went to see what was available. The food choices amazed him. There was cuisine from nearly every country! He helped himself to some sushi. Just as he finished it the bell went for lunch and England looked at him.
"I've got to go. America won't be pleased I've been hanging around with you. Here's my number." England handed him a piece of paper, "Call me sometime. If you like? You don't have to!" Japan took the paper and nodded.
"Hey England! Here!" Denmark came up to them and gave England a pile of posters, "Would you stick these up around the school?" England read one of the posters.
EUROPE PARTY
Come to the biggest party of the year!
Hosted by Poland. Go to room 66BC.
You HAVE to come in fancy dress.
Only people in the EU invited. NO non-Europeans. (That means you Russia)
You HAVE to come in fancy dress.
"Oh dear, not another party."
"Yeah, I'm so exited! This year Norway is going as a troll and I'm going to be a Viking!"
"Joy." England said sarcastically, "Okay then, let's go Japan." He walked out of the kitchen with Japan.
The cafeteria had already started filling up. America was standing on a table trying to give a speech.
"... so that is why we much get rid of this menace now! WHO IS WITH ME!?" America seemed to be gathering a crowd around him. Oh no, England thought to himself. A few people were nodding and agreeing with America. If there was one thing America was good at, it was making a speech, and persuading people to join him. England tried to edge round the back of the cafeteria with Japan without being noticed but America caught site of him.
"YOU! BLASPHEMY!" America pointed at England, "THREATINISING WITH THE ENEMY!"
"TRATOR!" several people from the crowd yelled.
"Oh bugger."
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