You will not believe what those outrageous Canadians did in June. On my stats page the order usually looks like this (number of people viewing from each country)
And then Poland, Canada and Australia fight it out for 3rd. USA NEVER moves from the top and UK NEVER moves from 2nd. And then Canada, those evil bastard Canadians overtook UK into 2nd. HOW DARE THEY! HOW COULD THEY RUIN MY PERFECTLY NEAT STATS PAGE!! THE NERVE OF THEM! If you are Canadian then you should be very VERY ashamed of your self.
And to top it all off I took a look at July's stat pages. Ah yes... the order of USA first and UK second has been restored... BUT! And this is a big but.... there is 1 Canadian. 1. Just one. In June there were 127. But now there is only one. And that's not the only thing, every month I get 1 Lithuanian. Just 1. BUT NOW THEY ARE FOURTH OUT OF ALL THE COUNTRYS!!! And Finland is third! And hell, Estonia's not even on there! Actually its funny, Lithuania and Estonia are always next to each other on the stats page and I always have a little 'aawwww' over how cute it Is. Anyway... I'm talking to much aren't I. GO FORTH AND READ THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!
(And ignore the bad spelling, No matter how many times I check it over there always seems to be mistakes. Maybe I should get a beta)
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All that England could feel was pain. It was SO painful. Looking down at his arm he saw they were covered with red stinging nettle marks, and his back hurt like hell. Japan had been woken up by the fall and was trying to get why he was stuck in a bush of stinging nettles with England. Something sticky fell on both their heads. England looked up to see Canada dripping the contents of his maple syrup on them. America appeared at the window.
"YOU IDIOT! WHY DID YOU JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!?"
"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CONTROL FREAK!?"
"I. AM. NOT."
"Oh whatever!" England didn't have time for America at the moment, "Japan, are you okay?"
"Errrrr...I...I..." Japan seemed completely dumbfounded. No wonder, today he had been hit over the head so many times.
"Okay, let's get out of here first." England could already hear America coming down the stairs in his head. Treading carefully they both managed to get out without being stung some more. He looked Japan over to make sure he was unhurt. His clothes looked a little bit ruffled but he was completely unscathed. Japan unconsciously looked over England as well and unfortunately couldn't say the same thing.
"Maybe you should go to the medical room?"
"The medical room? But Spain works there! I wouldn't go near that nutcase with a 10 foot poker. Romano told me that he tried to..."
"ENGLAND!" Japan jumped on him to stop the incoming bullet from hitting him.
"DID YOU TWO JUST DAMAGE PUBLIC PLANTS!?" Switzerland stood over both of them, his gun aiming right between England's eyes, "Tell me in 5 seconds why I shouldn't shoot you right now!"
"Eerrmmm... I don't know! Err... aaahh... HEY LOOK! PRUSSIA!"
"WHERE!?!" Switzerland swivelled around to look at the empty space behind him.
"I'm sorry Japan! Every man for himself!"" England was already half way down the field before Switzerland realised what was happening.
"DAMMIT! You there!" Switzerland turned and pointed the gun at Japan, "Looks like your 'friend' left you to take the blame for the plants. NOW PAY THE MONEY BACK!"
"What? but they're stinging nettles!?"
"Irrelevant. You owe the school $200."
"But..."
"You have till tomorrow to pay it or you get shot. Now... I'm going to go find that gay flouncy boy, Austria."
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"Geeeermany?"
"Yes."
"Where is everyone?"
"I don't know." Germany and Italy sat completely alone in the lunch hall except for Lithuania who was hiding behind a table encase someone tried to kill him.
"Do you think people are avoiding us?"
"Why would people possibly avoid us?"
"Well, we have been hanging around with Japan a lot lately. People will start to not like us. Or we might just smell."
"Or both." Germany muttered and Italy laughed. Did Germany just say something funny? The world is coming to an end .Austria walked into the room and caught sight of Germany.
"Germany? GEEERRRMANNNYYY!" he ran up to him and captured him in a bone crushing hug, "Oh Germany. I didn't know you went here. How I've missed you!"
"Can't... breathe..."
"The last time I saw you was months ago! If only you had told me you were going to this school! I would have signed up immediately!"
"Still... can't... breathe..." Austria let him go.
"Germany? Who's this?" Italy looked confused. Germany coughed.
"Italy, this is my stalker, Austria. Austria, this is Italy."
"Awww... my little Germanys got a boyfriend!"
"What!?" he spluttered.
"So how long have you been going out?"
"WE HAVN'T BEEN GOING OUT!"
"Now don't be modest. It's Okay if you're gay, we all knew anyway. The amount of Hair care products you put on your hair!"
"Have you SEEN my hair without gel?! I have to wear it! Now leave me alone!"
"But Germany, we need to spend long lost time together. COME!" Austria pulled Germany along to the door, "And you can even bring your boyfriend too!"
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England didn't mean to abandon Japan. Technically, he had just jumped out of a window for him. It wasn't Guilt he was feeling, not at all. Not. One. Bit. Guilty. It was... adrenaline? Yes, let's go with that. England walked in a strait line, looking at his feet. Eventually he noticed Spain lying unconscious on the floor. He looked up to find Romano and Prussia arguing.
"You idiot! You locked us out!" Prussia yelled.
"That's the 100th time you said that and it's not going to open the door!
"Nothing's going to open the door! Do you know why?! BECAUSE YOUR AN IDIOT AND LOCKED US OUT!"
"STOP SAYING THAT!" suddenly a loud bell started playing. The school bell. Oh no. England was ages away from the school and was going to be late. The punishment for not getting to classes on time was... Unspeakable. Prussia and Romano looked around and saw England with expressions on their face which mimicked what he was thinking.
"RUN!" they all ran together, making sure not to be late. It seemed like forever till they all got to the schools back doors.
"Phew, made it."
"No, I think we're late."
"The only way we'll know is if we open the door and Hungary or Switzerland's waiting for us."
"So... who wants to open the door?" Nobody wanted to open it. Hungary and Switzerland always waited at both entrances to the school for students who may be late. And if you were late it meant... England didn't even want to think about it.
"Rock, paper, scissors?"
"No way! Not with 3 people, then that bastard who has to go last has a 50% chance of getting it, while the others only have a 25% chance. And that person BASTARD ends up being me, so NO."
"Sheesh Romano, no need to get your knickers in a twist. Fine, let's fight for it! The first one to get knocked out has to open it!"
"If they're unconscious how are they supposed to open the door?"
"Didn't think of that... well, I don't know then. Lets have a Vote! Who votes Romano!"
"I do!" England and Prussia said.
"And my vote counts 5 times as I'm so awesome so it's 6 against 1. Open the door Romano."
"THAT'S NOT FAIR!"
"YOUR MUMS'NOT FAIR!"
"NO, YOUR MUM S'NOT FAIR!
"YOUR MUM'S MUMS' NOT FAIR!"
"YOUR MUM'S MUM'S NANS' NOT FAIR!"
"YOUR FRIDGES' NOT FAIR!"
"YOUR KITCHEN SINKS' NOT FAIR!"
"WILL SOMEONE JUST OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR!"
"Fine..." Romano went up to the door and slowly pulled the handle down. He peeped round the door to check if anyone was there. He suddenly closed it.
"Shit. Hungary's there."
"What are we going to do?"
"Window."
"Let's do it." they all walked up to a window to their left and Prussia went first, followed by England, then Romano. The room they were in was empty, that was until Hungary walked in.
"You people are so loud. You might have POSSIBLY got past me if I hadn't heard you arguing outside. And by the way, when you arrived you WERE on time but because of your arguing you're now late. Congratulations."
"Oh. Well. That's just great." Prussia looked at Romano, "If you had just opened the door in the first place!"
"Why didn't you just do it yourself!?"
"Because I'm too awesome to open doors. Honestly, you should know that."
"STOP ARGUING!" Hungary yelled "DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW!?! NOW COME WITH ME!"
"NO, PLEASE!" Romano went down on his knees, "Spare me! I'll do anything!"
"Should have thought about that before being late." Hungary lead them all to her office. When they went inside all the school watchers where there as well. Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Turkey and Greece. They were all standing around Japan, who was sitting on a stool in the centre.
"Blatant disregard for property! He destroyed those nettles on purpose, they've been there since before the school was even made!"
"Ah Hungary, you've arrived. This boy has destroyed PUBLIC PROTPERTY as well as assaulted several different students in many different ways AND HE WON'T TELL US WHY!" Hungary walked strait past Romano, Prussia and England and up to Japan.
"Darling, please tell us why. We can help you," She got down on one knee so she was eye level with him, "If you don't tell us then we will have to expel you."
"I... I can't tell you." Japan stared at England. He felt uncomfortable under his gaze.
"Well you have to. We don't care, whatever the reason. As long as there is a valid reason."
"It was me!" England yelled.
"What?" everyone said.
"I pushed Japan out of the window so he landed on the nettles, but my sleeve court on him so I fell with him."
"And why would you possibly want to throw Japan out of a window?"
"Well... umm... Because he hurt America and France and Canada so he would OBVIOUSLY go for me next. I just wanted him to... suffer?"
"Really? Is this true?" Hungary looked at Japan. He nodded.
"Okay then Japan, you have one last chance. And England, you will have marks on your record for attempting to harm a student. Japan. You can leave." Japan got up and went for the door, Romano, Prussia and England tried to follow.
"HOLD IT! You three stay. You have punishment to go through."
"No please! Please! NO!" Romano begged.
"Liechtenstein, go get the stuff."
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Finland sat in the class room next to Sweden. There was chaos everywhere. The teacher had left a note on the board saying 'be right back, in a meeting' and the students had taken full advantage of the teacher being gone. Sealand was hanging of the lighting, America was drawing on the board his next plan to get Japan, and everyone else was playing a giant game of 'it'. Finaldn and Sweden were the only ones doing to work set on the board.
"Su-san, whats the answer to number two."
"15.2"
"Thank you Su-san!" Suddenly a voice came from over the microphone.
"Would students please gather in the school hall. It appears a couple of students were late for class, I repeat. Would students please gather in the school hall."
"Oh my god, YES! About time we all got some entertainment!" Cuba yelled.
"That's so cruel. How would you like it if you had to face the punishment? I feel sorry for whoever was late." Canada answered.
"Well look whose missing. Prussia, Romano and England. Do you feel sorry for them now?"
"You're right, this will be entertaining."
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Short chapter, I had lots of work and stuffs. Hopefully soon I will be starting my summer vacation so you guys will get lots and lots of chapters! (If you havn't noticed this was terrible chapter :( i feel so uninspiered)