Disclaimer- If Hetalia was mine people would be very annoyed because I would give up on it half way through like my fan fictions.

I'm sorry guys! Lots and lots of school work meant I couldn't update! But I'm sure you all understand that. In fact I should be doing homework right now but I NEEDED to write this (and my other fan fictions need writing as well). Anyway BL IN THIS CHAPTER (not that it hasn't been throughout the whole story it's just a more evident in this chapter) If you do not like, do not read. If you do like, then read ahead. I think this chapter is quite short actually, but I sort of didn't want to add more onto the ending . Oh god, I'm not used to writing things like this! T-T Hopefully I will update sooner. Once again, I give you a typo warning. They stalk me.

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"STOP HIM!" Hungary yelled at Turkey. Turkey lunged at Spain, but Spain zapped him with the stunner on his toy. He fell to the floor and Greece wondered whether to let go of Romano.

"GREECE! GET HIM!" Hungary screamed. He shoved Romano of the stage and ran at Spain, dodging Spain's stunner and grabbing his wrists. Romano hit the ground with a loud thump and tried to get up, still blindfolded.

"Hey look, a lost kitty!" Spain pointed behind Greece with his spare hand and he fell for the bait. While he looked behind, him Spain knocked him over the head. Hungary paused for a moment, wondering what to do. Spain ran towards Romano and picked him up in his arms.

"That better not be Spain or I swear I will scream!"

"Would you rather it was Switzerland?"

"FUCK! DON'T TOUCH ME!" Romano struggled as Spain took of his blindfold. Switzerland came running up to Hungary with his gun.

"Should I shot them?!"

"NO! I mean... hold on a second." Hungary took out her camera, smiling happily to herself. How sweet was this? The school nurse falling in love with pupil and coming to save his love from a horrible fate, risking his own life! This was defiantly a picture moment. She heard gun shots over her head.

"It's been a second!"

Coming out of her daydream she saw Switzerland was taking fire on Spain, who was running, but found he was cornered and had nowhere to run.

"Dammit Spain! Save me!" Romano seemed to have forgotten that he hated Spain and was clinging onto him for his dear life. Switzerland raised his gun at point blank ready to shoot, when Hungary lunged at Switzerland.

"Don't ruin their beautiful love!" Switzerland landed face first on the floor as Hungary landed painfully on top of him, the bullet from the gun instead aiming at Korea, who happily dodged it and fell into china's lap. Spain used this opportunity to run out of the hole he made in the wall, and as far away from everyone as possible.

"What the hell Hungary!?" Switzerland yelled, rolling over so he was facing upwards.

"Well, well, well." Hungary and Switzerland both looked up to see Austria standing over them. Switzerland groaned and tried to pull out his gun to find it was half way across the floor.

"What do you want you posh twat." Hungary grimaced.

"Nothing. I just find it rather funny that four of you just got owned by .a cubby 3rd year and the school nurse." Greece and turkey had just started gaining conciseness

"Shut up." Switzerland looked sour as he sat up.

"So, I'm assuming Spain is fired?"

"Of course he is!"

"Can I have his job then?"

"No."

"Really? Because I do have a medical degree. And I don't need to money so you don't need to pay me. In fact, I'll pay YOU for the job"

"Well, we do need the money." Hungary muttered.

"NO! We are NOT hiring this... THING."

"Why do you want the job anyway?"

"So I can be with my little Germany of course!" Somewhere in the crowd of people, Germany groaned loudly.

"Well, With Spain fired, we WILL need a school nurse. We haven't really got a choice."

"Fine! Whatever!" Switzerland stormed of, passing by Greece and turkey who were sitting on the floor having a thumb war.

"EVERYONE! GO BACK TO YOU'RE LESSONS!"

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Everyone groaned at having to go back to lessons. What a waste of time. America, Canada and France walked back to their class room.

"Dam, I was really looking forward to that. Such a shame."

"Yeah."

"Hey, hold on a second." France stopped outside one of the doors and looked at a notice pinned to it.

"YES! It's almost time for the Europe party!"

"Oh god, don't depress us more France." America said.

"Not only did I not get to see the pain and suffering of others, but ONCE AGAIN I am not invited to another party." Canada added.

"Not the mention isn't the Europe party one of the greatest party's of the year, last year you nearly set the whole school on fire and the year before that you brought in 3 killer whales for reasons that I will never know! And never will know, because I wasn't there!"

"Eh, there's a point. Why don't you ever tell us what happens at the party. Every time we ask, either you or England you seem to avoid the subject."

"The first rule about the Europe party, you do not talk about the Europe party. ESPECIALLY to non-Europeans."

"Is it THAT secretive?"

"Oui."

"So what if we were to sneak in? What would you do then?"

"Wouldn't you like to know."

"Yes, we would."

"But that would give away everything!" England, Prussia and Poland walked down the corridor, looking completely exhausted.

"Hey! England!"

"Oh, America. Shit. Look, about the window thing..."

"No, no. All's forgiven! Just tell me about the Europe party"

"What?"

"Tell me about the Europe party."

"Yes England, tell us." Canada and America walked either side of him and smiled creepily.

"I... I'm not allowed," he gulped, "...not allowed to tell you."

"Like, what are you guys totally on, man. Can you not see you're harshing England's mellow!? Like, I'm guna have to totally ask you to stop asking about the party or I will have to, like, stab you with my eye liner." Poland pulled out his 'purple delight' eyeliner, sharpened to perfection, and Canada and America took a step back.

"Wo there, don't be hasty, eh?"

"Dude. Okay, we'll leave him alone." France walked up to England.

"So are you still hanging around with that Japan kid?"

"Yes."

"You do know he's pure evil, right? And we were only protecting you for you're own safety."

"Yes, yes, I know. And according to you one day he is going to find me when I'm sleeping and smother me with a pillow after slitting my throat and you'll say 'I told you so'."

"You forgot the raping bit." America added

"Of course." England groaned, "Look, what if I showed you how nice he is? When lessons end you can meet him for real and see that you're all being absurd. And if he is as evil as you say, then at least there is 4 of us and 1 of him. I give you full permission to attack him if he attacks you."

"I don't know, that sounds risky. He has Satan on his side as well."

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It was only when he had got to the other side of the building that Spain realised Romano was yelling at him. He dropped him on the grass.

"WHAT THE HELL, WHAT IS YOU'RE PROBLEM!? YOU SUCH A BASTARD! WHY ARE YOU..."

"Are you okay? They didn't do anything did they?!" He knelt down to Romano's level and Romano hit him round the face.

"RAPIST!"

"But...but..." Romano stood up and stormed of. After about 10 steps he stopped and looked back. Spain was sitting on the ground, looking hurt and confused.

"Oh don't pull that face, I know it's all an act!"

"I think I'm going to get fired again."

"Dur. Of course you are."

"I've gone through all the jobs in this school. There are no more I can take. Looks like I'll have to work somewhere else." Romano cringed at how sad he looked.

"What's so great about here anyway? It's a shithole."

"I don't know. Why am I so desperate to stay working here? Maybe I should just leave now, go find a job as a farmer or something. Grow my own tomatos and stuff." Something inside Romano squirmed. Spain. A farmer? Not the schools nurse or cleaner or lunch person? Not even AT the school. Away growing vegetables. Ever since Romano had first arrived at this school Spain had been here, and he had make it his sworn duty to get him fired. But now he defiantly was fired, what was he to do now? Spain slowly stood up and started walking away.

"Wait!" Romano called out and Spain turned around.

"Yes?" Spain's face immediately lightened up.

"Umm... I'm sorry?" Romano said, going deep shade of red and looking at the ground. Spain was taken aback. Of all the things he was expecting him to say, varying from 'good riddance' to 'I hope you get run over by a bus on you're way out' he was not expecting this.

"Sorry for what?"

"I... I don't know. Just... sorry." As Romano's face became redder, Spain's broke into a big smile. He stood up and practically ran the gap between them both, enveloping Romano in a big hug.

"You are SO cute" he said, earning himself an elbow in the stomach. It wasn't enough to separate the hug. After a couple of seconds they broke apart.

"You still deserve to get fired you know." Romano added afterwards.

"For trying to rape you?"

"Yes."

"Does this count as rape?" Spain said, pulling Romano close to him again and pushing their lips together. Romano jumped at the unexpected contact, but kissed him back none the less. The kiss depended ever so slightly till Spain pulled back.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, I don't know what came over me!"

"Shut up and kiss me again you idiot." He said, standing on his tip toes to reach him.

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