Okay, so a while back, Colin (Creevy) and Astoria (Greengrass) were dating, and Sirius wrote a lovely song for them. Unfortunately, the couple has since broken up, and Stori is now with Draco (or as like to call him, Sraco).
Well, recently Sraco was searching through the archives and found the song, which, obviously, ticked him off. He wanted to delete it. I, a big fan of this song, decided to save it and post it here for all of you to see. Take that, Sraco. :)
The Random Colin/Astoria Love Song
By Sarah-Sirius
(Parody of "In the End" by Green Day)
[Colin:]
Pureblood and rich
but he acts like a bitch
Did you finally get what you want?
You were his Mary Sue
A Pansy substitute
That's not what you really want.
Got my camera out
Take your picture
Cuz I really like what I see
Aaaand... I'll wait on this forum
Til the end when you come around.
[Astoria:]
How long in this fandom
Can one stay blind, deaf, and dumb
To how sweet some pairings can be?
Tried to ignore him
But in the end, I caved in
It's Creevey that I really want.
Got it figured out
Took awhile but
I really do like what I see
Soooo... Screw canon,
Boy better than Malfoy is who I have found.
As I was prepping this for publication, there was an argument going on in the chat. It went like this. (language is censored)
After aboot twenty minutes of insults.....
Draco : REMUS SHUT YOUR LICKER AND DON'T DENY THAT YOU TOUCH YOURSELF EVERY ******* HOUR AND I HAVE QUIT RAPING, YOU *****
* Astoria Greengrass rests her chin on her hand and rolls her eyes
Sirius Black : Personally, I find this quite amusing...
Colin Creevey : This is awesome....
Severus Snape : Draco and Remy WHY ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING?
Ginny Weasley : I think it's hilarious
Remus Lupin : DRACO SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE BECAUSE I DON'T NEED TO TOUCH MYSELF, I'VE GOT SIRIUS AND YOUR "CLAIMED" TO HAVE STOP RAPING
Remus Lupin : Sevy: I really don't know...
* Sirius Black grins
Astoria Greengrass : If he was still raping, I wouldn't be talking to him, Rem.
Draco : REMUS SHUT YOUR ******* HOLE YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT I HAVE RAPED ANYONE RECENTLY AND I DONT NEED TO TOUCH MYSELF EITHER BECAUSE I HAVE STORI
Ginny Weasley : Well according to this song you have Colin
Ginny Weasley : *she has
Ginny Weasley : Ooops
Ginny Weasley : Grody
Draco : Ginny: WHAT?
Draco : EW
Draco : EWWW
Ginny Weasley : EWWWW I agree
Remus Lupin : DRACO SHUT YOUR TEETH HOLDER BECAUSE YOU KEEP THREATENING TO RAPE PEOPLE AND YOU PROBABLY STILL NEED TO TOUCH YOURSELF EVEN IF YOU DO HAVE STORI
Ginny Weasley : That's UL worthy
Colin Creevey : EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Remus Lupin : AND COLIN
Colin Creevey : NOOOOOOOOOOO COLIN/DRACO
Ginny Weasley : HAHAHAHA
Colin Creevey : THAT'S NOT IN ANY WAY OKAY WITH ME
Draco : REMUS SHUT YOUR SWALLOWER BECAUSE I HAVE NOT THREATENED ANYONE AND YOU ARE LYING, MISTER
* Draco inches away from Colon
* Colin Creevey uses a banishing charm on Draco so he's far away from him
* Astoria Greengrass facepalms and blushes
So, what do you think? Should I make an Unrelated Love for it? Poll up on the profile.