Disclaimer: I do not own Special A the manga or anime

Well here it is! Akira and Tadashi! :) I liked writing this for the violence...even if it's only a few punches.

Enjoy


Love Is a Silly Game

Chap. 4

It was a sunny afternoon at Tadashi and Akira's place. Yes, they lived together, because they were dating, but had recently been engaged. They had just eaten lunch about five minutes ago. Obviously, Akira cooked it and Tadashi ate most of it. Yet she did not mind because she was happy to cook for him, or just to cook at all, although it was annoying when Tadashi would ask for more food.

"Akiiraaaaaa, I'm hungry!" Tadashi whined, with teary eyes and a hand on his grumbling stomach. Akira gave him an evil glare, "We just ate lunch!" He was sent skyrocketing into the air with a single punch. Tadashi crawled back to Akira moaning, "Food…fooood…foooood…" He was covered in mud and leaves.

"Did you land in my garden?" Akira's face darkened.

"Yea, but you were the one who punched me." Tadashi closed his eyes preparing for the punch. Instead, she sighed, thinking that she had beaten him up enough. The man had cuts all over his arms and face. "Go clean yourself up." She helped him to stand and he cautiously walked out of the kitchen and into the bathroom.

When Tadashi came back, he expected Akira to have made something for him. Usually she did this when she was being nice when he asked for food. Yet, there was no food to be seen. "Akira?" He called. When she did not answer, he felt nervous. "A-a-akira?" He repeated. "Yea?" He breathed a sigh of relief.

"Why is there no food?" He sounded like a complaining child.

"Cook for yourself, I'm tired." Tadashi saw Akira sit up on the couch. "I can be cooking so much Tadashi, it's tiring!" She screamed at him.

"Then can you…teach me?" He rubbed the back of his head. Akira was surprised that he had asked, usually he would beg until she hit him and then he would beg more then she would cook for him. "Okay." She smiled at him and went into the kitchen; Tadashi followed skipping with happiness for food.

Once Tadashi and Akira had put on an apron and got out some ingredients, Akira began to teach him to cook. "What do you want to learn to make?" She asked, fiddling with a carrot's top. "A chocolate cake." Tadashi was feeling excited to finally be able to cook something, even though it was not going to be as good as Akira's was. Akira took out all the ingredients needed to bake a cake, a mixer, some utensils and cake pans. Tadashi gave her a confused look, as if he had never seen these things before. "What? These are the things you need to bake a cake." She stated. "Okay…what's first!" He was excited.

"First we have to mix butter, cocoa powder and sugar and preheat the oven to 350°." She explained, dropping butter, cocoa powder and sugar into the mixer. Tadashi set the oven to 350°. "Now, do you want to do the rest while I instruct you how to do it?" Akira asked stepping away from the mixer. Tadashi nodded, he was so excited that he was making a cake and Akira was being nice! "Good, 'cause you're supposed to be the one doing the cooking!" She screamed, threatening him with a spatula. "Now, when the mixture looks like dough then, you add buttermilk, eggs, vanilla, and some coffee." She placed down the right amount beside the mixer for Tadashi. He nodded, then noticed the mixture looking like dough he added the buttermilk, eggs, vanilla, and hesitated for a moment before adding the coffee. "Why coffee?" He asked facing Akira. "Because it just gives it some extra flavor." She smiled at her hungry boyfriend. He gave in 'oh' look on his face and then proceeded to watch the mixture again. "Okay, now we have to add flour, salt and baking soda. I already mixed them together so just be careful putting it in." Tadashi nodded, and took the small bowl from her hands, "Make sure the mixer is on low speed." Yet of course, Tadashi did not listen and dumped it in on high speed, so flour spurted back out on his face. "Akira…?" HE turned to her and she looked pissed.

"I TOLD YOU LOW SPEED!" She hit him in the face with the spatula.

"I'm s-s-sorry, Akira." He stuttered while cowering behind the other side of the counter. "What do we do next?" He asked still hiding. Akira took a deep breath and calmed herself.

"Well, I put some non-stick spray on a piece of wax paper in these two cake pans." She picked up the cake pan and showed him, he nodded still hiding. "So when all the flour, salt and baking soda are really mixed in. We'll pour it into the pans." Tadashi recomposed himself and still a little scared of being hit again, he watched the mixture again. "Okay it's done, I think." He smiled. Akira checked and nodded, "Now you pour the mix into these two cake pans," Tadashi took the bowl of the batter and poured it carefully into one, "Make sure it's even." She stated. Tadashi nodded and poured about the same amount into both. When he put the bowl down, he gave Akira a thumbs up, "Done!" Akira smiled.

"Good, now put it in the oven for 35 minutes and then we can continue." She pulled out a knife. Tadashi ran away in fear, "I'll be back!" Akira laughed. Sometimes Tadashi's stupidity and fear could be funny.

35 Minutes Later…

Tadashi tiptoed into the kitchen, "Akira?" He looked left and right, to see where the girl was. "Where did you go?! Don't leave me with this cake!" He cried. Akira stepped in front of him, "I was in the bathroom, you idiot." She pulled out the same knife again, Tadashi flinched, "Take the cake out before it burns you idiot!" He quickly took out the cakes and in the process burned his hands a little. After putting them quickly and safely onto the counter, "Why didn't you use the oven mitts?" She sweat dropped. "Then it would've slowed me down and the cake might've burned!" He made it sound so dramatic. She sighed, "Alright, when it's a little cooler YOU have to cut around the cake while it's in the pan so it slips out easily." Tadashi nodded. He put one finger on the cake for about a minute. "I think it's cooled down now." He gave her a big smile, which made Akira blush a little. She handed him the knife and stepped away in case he got clumsy and the knife slipped, "Cut around it." Again, he nodded and cut carefully around the cake. He saw Akira take out two plates, when he was cutting around the second cake. "Okay, so now put the plate over the cake while it's in the pan and flip it over. If you cut around it correctly it should come right out." She smiled at him brightly. Tadashi put a plate on both cake pans and nervously flipped one over. Gently pulling the cake pan up he saw that the cake came out perfectly. Now onto the second cake pan, he did the same thing. Flipping it over and gently pulling off the pan, but this one would not come off. He glanced at Akira frantically and she gave him an impatient look. He shook the cake pan up and down furiously and the cake fell hard onto the plate, which made a piece of it fall off. With the weight of the cake out of the pan, Tadashi was caught off guard when it came out and hit himself in the face with the pan. "Ouch!" He rubbed his chin dropping the pan to the ground. "Look what you did! You broke the cake!" Akira screamed punching him to the ground. "Can't we fix it?!" Tadashi screamed, fearing his life yet again. Akira sighed; she expected this to happen, so she just calmed herself again and took out a container with frosting. She always had some in the refrigerator for when she did not want to take the time to make some by herself.

Akira ignored Tadashi as she put frosting on the cake, which she had stacked. "Tadashi you can get up now. I'm done frosting the cake." She held the thin spatula up right, being careful not to drop any frosting. Tadashi stood from the floor and accidently shoved his face into the frosting coated spatula.

It was silent…

Suddenly Akira began laughing uncontrollably. Tadashi was an idiot, but these kinds of things don't usually happen. She kept laughing, Tadashi backed away from her and stood up fully, he sighed. The frosting almost fully covered his eyes and he didn't want to wipe it away with his hands. Searching for the sink, blind, on the counter he picked up a cup. He thought it was water. He poured it on his face and then realized he had just poured honey on his face. Why Akira left honey on the counter, he'll never know, but now his face and shirt were sticky. Akira looked up at him, trying to breath and continued to laugh. Tadashi sweat dropped and then came up with a 'brilliant' idea. He pulled Akira into a hug and gave her an Eskimo kiss. She stopped laughing for a moment, "What the hell?!" Tadashi was now the one laughing, without noticed Akira took some frosting from the container and rubbed it into his hair. "Nooo! I can barely see Akira! Why?!" He complained. Akira started laughing again.

"Revenge you idiot!" She wiped the rest of the frosting on his shirt. He then grabbed the closet cloth and wiped his face with it. "Now I can see." He smiled, before noticing he had wiped his face on Akira's shirt. He wondered for a moment why it was on the counter, but then remembered that she was wearing a button-down with a tank top underneath. She took off the button-down earlier when she agreed to teach him to cook so it would not get dirty…the button-down was also white…

"A-a-a-akira, I can clean it." He stuttered holding the shirt up. Akira lowered her head in anger. "L-l-l-look," Taking a wet towel he wiped the shirt with it the stain became larger, "Oh my god!" The once white shirt had a giant brown blotch on it. Akira took the shirt from his hands, frosting still all over the back. She slapped him with the shirt. In self-defense he threw frosting at her. Which only angered her more!

The couple then began a frosting fight. Chocolate frosting was flying in the air and hitting everything in the kitchen. The fight stopped when they ran out of frosting and took a moment to breath, also noticing the kitchen was now a chocolate mess. Tadashi slowly began laughing when he saw a little pile of chocolate frosting on Akira's head. He pointed at Akira and continued to laugh. "What?" She blushed nervously and looked around. "There's frosting on top of your head!" He walked to her and pulled it off her head.

"All your fault you idiot." She turned away from him.

"It was fun though, right?" He hugged her.

"Ha ha, yea. Is the cake okay?" She glanced at the counter. There was the chocolate cake. It wasn't even touched by the frosting that was flying through the air a moment ago. It was safely sitting on a cake stand in all its chocolatey glory. Akira sighed when she saw it was okay, "Good it's okay, because then all that work would've gone to waste." Tadashi nodded.

"We should clean up."

"Yea, so while you clean the kitchen I'll take a shower." Akira began walking towards the bathroom.

"How about to speed up the process, we shower together and then when we're done we can both clean the kitchen." He winked at Akira and followed her to the bathroom.

"When did you become a pervert?!" She punched him in the face. "Stop hanging out with Monster A and Monster B!" She ran away to the bathroom. Tadashi quickly followed her. Before Akira could completely close the bathroom door, Tadashi slipped in. The water turned on and then laughter could be heard from inside. Cooking does bring people closer together.


O noEz Monster C! XD I could see that...o god that sounded like a corny joke :P

I hope you peepz liked it, I mean I thought it was okay....it's hard to find ideas for Akira/Tadashi .

Well next update is going to be Ryuu and Finn :D Yay! An even harder couple to write for...whoo?

REVIEW! Or the chocolate cake gets it :D