Chapter 2: Ed
Ed had just returned to the Eastern headquarters, and as usual he had an argument with Roy. Becuase of that, Ed planned for revenge. "Roy has a date with a pretty lady tonight right Al?" Ed asked his brother.
"Uhhh, doesn't he always have a date?"
"Well tonight his date is cancelled."
"What do you mean?"
"I'm going to sabatoge his car. I'll sneak into his garage, slash his tires and be on my way. My plan is perfect!"
"But what if he sees you?"
"He'll be too busy getting ready for his date." After saying this Ed ventured off towards the Colonel's home. Once he managed to find his way there, he snuck into Roy's garage and sliced his car's tires.
"Hah. That was too easy!" Ed exclaimed before hearing the sound of a door opening. "Ah crap I better hide!" Ed exclaimed as he hid under the car. Roy continued into the room and replaced the tires without noticing Ed. After Roy got into his car, Ed began to sneak out of the garage only to be run over by Roy. Too bad Roy's stereo was playing too loud. Either that or he thought Ed was a cat.
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We grant Edward Elric a special Darwin Award for being the smallest man to remove himself from the gene pool.