Chapter 5: Winry
Immediately after Al began to sink under the ocean's waves Winry swan towards him. She must not be too bright because she attempted to lift heavy seven foot armour out of the water. She began to drown because she was too stubborn to let the empty armour drift away. Armstrong the lifeguard noticed her predicament and began to run towards her...baywatch style. Armstrong finally pulled the armour and Winry out of the ocean, but he was too late. He held Winry's carcass up in his arms and began to cry very dramatically.
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Winry doesn't get the darwin award, but I needed to kill her off anyways.