Chapter 5: Breda and Havoc
Breda, Havoc, Fallman, and Fuery were having a party. Why? Because all of them had been promoted(except Havoc who just liked to party) because of their superiors deaths. They had a very manly party. They played very manly games such as pin the tail on the donkey and watch paint dry. Eventually they began to plan the manliest game of all Dare or Dare. "I thought it was called Truth or Dare?" asked Fuery.
"Real men always choose dare. That's why there's no truth!" Said Havoc, "So, who wants to start?"
"I'll start." said Breda
"Go hug a dog!" said Fallman. Breda hesitantly did so. After hugging the dog for about 5 seconds, he began to convulse. Breda was sent to the hospital.
"Well since Breda's gone...I'll go next!" Havoc exclaimed.
"I have a good one. You have to let us kick you in the crotch for 5 minutes!" Fallman said.
"I don't think that's a good idea." Fuery said.
"Don't worry Fuery! I can't feel anything below the waist anyways. It won't hurt!" Havoc exclaimed again. And so Fallman and Fuery began to kick Havoc in the crotch. After about 5 minutes of being kicked, Havoc's man parts fell off. Breda died the next day. He was deathly allergic to dogs.
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Breda is given the Darwin award for disregarding his allergies. Havoc didn't die, but removed himself from the gene pool thus earning him the Darwin award.