Chapter 8: Pride
The humonculi and Father were on a Field trip. At the zoo. They walked around and compared the animals as humans. "Hey pride, I dare you too kick that bear in the crotch." Envy said.
"First of all, don't call me that. Out here I'm known as Selim."
"Yeah whatever..."
"Secondly, why would I do that."
"Because if you don't, that will make you a chicken!"
"Fine I'll do it. I'm not scared of some stupid bear." after saying this Selim/Pride climbed over a 25 ft fence, snuck behind the eating bear, and kicked it in the crotch. The bear turned around and ate Selim/Pride.
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Pride is given the Darwin award for being too prideful for his own good.