Chapter 9: Envy
The humonculli and Father were on a field trip. To the fan factory. They walked through the factory and looked in amazement at the fans. Gluttony tried to eat a few employess, Lust tried to woo some, and Sloth was still on the bus.
"Hey new greed." Envy sayed with a smirk
"What do you want ugly?" Greed asked
"I'm going to sneek off. This tour is boring."
"Whatever."
Envy walked around the factory, killed a few employess, and eventually bumbed into the biggest fan in the world.
"I know! I'll turn it on and talk into it. With a fan this huge, my voice should sound really funny!" After saying this Envy turned the fan on. Too bad it was the back side of the fan. It began to suck Envy in like a huge vacuum. He almost got away from his ultimate demise, but was thwarted by his miniskirt. It was caught in the fan. Envy was sucked in and chopped to bits. Above the Fan was a sign. On it was written: Caution! Keep all loose objects and clothing secured!
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Envy is given the Darwin award for being a crossdressing palm tree.