Chapter 10: Hohenheim
Because Hohenheim is immortal, he often becomes bored. One day he went to a bar and overheard two men's conversation.
"Yeah. They go all the way. I'm not kidding." the first man whispered
"I thought prostitution was illegal." the second man asked
"Shhhh...anyways I'll give you the number..."
Hohenheim listened to the man and wrote down the number. That night he was greeted by Mr.2 bon Clay. They slept together, and on the next day Hohenheim discovered that Mr.2 was actually a transvestite. Hohenheim no longer considered himself a man for sleeping with another man, so he wore a Chasity belt for the next 2000 years. Because there wasn't enough oxygen getting to Hohenheim's crotch, he became sterile.
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Hohenheim is given the Darwin award for mistaking Mr.2 as a woman