The FMA Darwin Awards

by Muten Azuki

Every major FMA character shall die! In a fairly retarded fashion. Or at least become sterile. This is crack! Flames welcome.

11. Greed

Chapter 11: Greed

Greed wants everything! "I want everything!" Greed said.

He wants money, power, women! "I want money, power, and women!" Greed said again.

Nothing is worthless to Greed! "Nothing is worthless to me!"

One day while Greed was walking through the neighborhood stealing valuable items, he found some guy with a weird grin on his face holding a black notebook.

He wanted it. "I want that!"

Greed then attempted to steal the notebook, but randomly died from 14 massive heart attacks. "Ahhhh...I am randomly dying from 14 massive heart attacks!"

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Greed is given the Darwin award for being to greedy for his own good.