Chapter 15: Lust
Lust believed that she was beautiful, smexy, and maybe even fergilicious. But she had one insecurity. She believed that she was much too pale. So she ventured towards the nearest tanning salon. Once she began tanning she lost track of time and began to melt, much like she did when Roy killed her...but she's alive again. She was helped out of the booth. She then proceeded to kill herself. She believed that someone who had no hair, third degree burns, and the stench of burning flesh was not beautiful enough to be allowed to live.
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Lust is given the Darwin award for sitting in a tan booth for too long.