Chapter 17: Kimblee
Kimblee walked through the alleys of a city named after a pizza shop, blowing things up all the while. He eventually ran into a chick who he found annoying.
"Before I blow you up from the inside, care to share your name?" Kimblee said while grinning
"I don't know my name. I forgot it when 4kids named me after a beverage which is used to stereotype british people!" The girl said.
"Well that's too bad! Now I'm going to take a few more seconds to blow you up! That way my plan will be thwarted, and you wont die! Aren't I devilish anime character?"
Then I short guy with big hair walked around the corner.
"Get you're hands off of my slave!"
"Forget you!" Kimblee said. He then attempted to blow up the girl named after something that goes well with a crumpet, but was stopped because if he succeeded there wouldn't be a plot.
"Let's do something which brings us amusement!" The big haired midget said.
"Like a game?" Kimblee said.
"Exactly like a game! Only much more painful!"
"So what is the game?"
"We both take turns reading fanfiction! First one to complain about a fanfic shall die!"
And so the two began to read fanfictions when Kimblee came across a story called "Relationshit". I can't take this! ScarEd is my favorite pairing! How dare they make fun of its realism!
"Hah! I win! From now on everything you'll ever see will be EdWin! Hahahahah"
So Kimblee killed himself for being forced to see a realistic relationship.
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Kimblee is given a darwin award for picking on the wrong beverage.