Chapter 19: Father
"Hahaha. You can't be me! None of you can! Not you Hohenheim! Not you Edward Elric! Nobody!" Father said while he laughed (although that sounds like it's kinda' hard to do...)
"Never underestimate the power of a teenage boy!" Ed said while he pulled out his cellphone.
"It's time to duel" Ed's phone said.
"What?"
"Shinigami only eat apples." Ed's phone said again.
"No, no! It can't be!"
"Yes. It is." Ed said as he sneered.
"I'm going to be king of the pirates!" Ed's phone continued
"Please! Stop it!"
"The balls are inert."
"Please! Have mercy on my artificial soul!"
"It's over 9000!!!!!!"
"I beg of you!"
Ed turned up the volume on his phone right before the final quote. "Believe it!!"
Father exploded. Like all old people, he couldn't withstand the sheer power of well known anime quotes.
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Father is given the darwin award for underestimating a cell phone.