Chapter 20: Rose
One day Rose was baking a cake. We asked her who it was for, but she said it was a secret.
"I'm baking a cake for Ed! I read a fanfiction and it said that we'll get married and have five children. Four of them will be named after dead people and the fifth will be Ed jr."
She's very good at keeping secrets isn't she, but we have one question. Ed is no where near Leore. How will he be able to eat the cake?
"This fanfiction says that Ed will pop up and save me when I'm in danger! So I'm going to burn my house down."
So Rose left the oven on all night. It burned her house down and she died. Ed's ghost appeared about an hour after she died.
"What an idiot! Doesn't she know that I died in the second chapter?"
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Rose is given the Darwin award for believing fanfiction. It seems that she forgot that it's fiction. She's also given a special Anime Mega Dizt award for being one of the most hated female FMA characters.