Chapter 22: Pinako featuring Relena Peacecraft
Pinako was smoking her pipe when Relena walked up to her.
"Hello miss. Nice day isn't it?" Relena said.
"I don't know who you are. Get the hell off of my property!"
"I'm Relena Peacecraft."
"I don't care! Now get off my property!"
"Do you know who Heero Yuy is?"
"No. Does he need automail?"
"I don't know, but I do know that he needs counseling."
"I'm not a shrink! Now leave or I'll call the cops!"
"Heero! Come and Kill me!"
"I'll kill you if you don't get off my property!"
Then Barry the Chopper took a bus to central, took a train to Resembool, and appeared outside Pinako's house.
"Hello! Who are you?" Relena said as she began smiling.
"I'm Barry the Chopper. Chop chopitty chop!" Barry said as he began cutting Relena into itty bitty peices.
"Good job Alphonse!"
"Alphonse? Oh, that other armour guy!" Barry said as he began chopping up Pinako.
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Pinako is given a darwin award for talking to a seriel killer. Relena doesn't get an award because nobody likes her!