Chapter 26: May
May was on the set of "Will it blend"
A man named Tom, who was wearing a funky lab coat and some equipment appeared and said, "Will it blend? That is the question."
"OOOOOOHHHH!" May said in a very childish manner. I'm going to be on the Internet!"
"I was told today, that my show was going to be shut down because I encourage people to use the blendtech blender on everything. So today I decided that I'd tick PETA off."
"Hi Mister! What part of the show am in today?!" May said very happily.
"Today we'll be blending a cat." Tom said as he picked Xiao Mei off of May's shoulder.
"Oh! How lucky! Xiao Mei gets to be an internet phenomenom!"
"I think I'll set it to smoothie," Tom said as he put Xiao Mei into the blender and turned it on.
The blender immediately started to be filled up with blood and fur and other disturbing things that I don't feel like mentioning. After it got done Tom opened the lid of the blender.
"Foreign pet smoke. Don't breathe this."
"Wow! So, where's Xiao Mei?"
"Oh, your cat? It's right here."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" May said as she jumped into the blender and set it to health drink. May died after a few seconds.
"...foreign girl smoke...don't breathe this!" Tom said as the credits rolled.
May and Xiao Mei are given the darwin awards for being blended to death.