Ah shopping… I actually do hate shopping… especially grocery shopping…

*linebreaker*

"A gentleman must always look his best."

"Why did this happen to me again?" Zuko thought back a while ago. "Oh yeah…" Damn my sensitivity.

"You know, I hear waiters nowadays wear these clothes called 'suits.'"

Zuko tried to stop Iroh. "Uh… you know I hear that they're…uh really expensive, we might as well not…uh get them…" Did I mention that he failed?

"Oh Zuko, you must know by now that you're a terrible liar."

He looked defeated. "Yeah, well…"

Iroh and Zuko looked around and about for the cheapest suit they could find and luckily, they did. After two hours.

"Excuse me m'am, I couldn't help but be mesmerized by your beauty." Just guess whose talking.

"Oh, please. You're such a teaser." The old lady blushed as Zuko vomited a bit in his mouth again.

"No, it's true! Any man married to you is very lucky." Iroh winked.

She giggled. "Yes, well, I'm lucky to be married to him."

Iroh chuckled. "Yes, of course. You know, my nephew and I just opened this tea shop called Jasmine Dragon. And well, we were finding suits for his uniform."

"Oh, but what about you?"

Zuko look shocked. "Yes, what about you?" He hissed.

"Oh no, these bones are too tiring to walk around, serving people. I'll just be in the kitchen making tea."

"Well come, come my boy. Let's find you the right size." Zuko looked like he about to commit seppuku. Luckily, Iroh stopped him before the lady noticed.

"Here, try this one on for size." She handed him a green blazer and pants and a black collared shirt.

"Well, boy?"

"It's fine…"

"We'll take it, how much?" Iroh asked.

"Oh, for fine gentlemen, two gold pieces!"

"Oh bless you lady. And please do come by the Jasmine Dragon, we give discounts for beautiful, lovely ladies, like you."

"Ohh… I shall come by with my husband." They paid and went off to….

"Part 3! More employees!" Iroh proclaimed.

*linebreaker*

"Smellerbee, are we done here? My legs are killing me."

"Oh shut up, Jet. You didn't complain before when we were walking for miles and miles to get here."

"Yes, but I actually have a place to stay and sleep whenever I want to. And I want to right now!" He whined.

"Just wait a bit longer. Not my fault Longshot had to go work while I have to go grocery shopping."

Jet and Smellerbee walked through the Upper Ring shopping district. Now why are they in the Upper Ring, you might ask? Well, Longshot is working at this popular weapons store and then they had another store moved to the Upper Ring. The best workers would go there and of course, Longshot was awesome working there, that they had the chance to move. They didn't change their style though, Jet thought that they would look cooler, being an outcast.

He tsked at the sight of ladies. "And here I thought the ladies would be more hot and sexy…"

Smellerbee rolled her eyes. "Whatever Jet, I'm done anyways. Let's go home."

"Sweet, finally!"

After a couple of minutes of silence on their way home, Jet interrupted the pleasant silence. "They could at least have been cute."

"Ok seriously dude, shut up."

"Wait a minute!"

"And here, I thought you wanted to go home."

"Is that… Li and Mushi?"

"Huh, apparently they're working at the Jasmine Dragon."

"Now that is some place I am definitely going to."

"Ok seriously, what are you into? Girls, guys? Pick one."

"The hot ones!"

"Of course…" Smellerbee dragged him home as he devised a plan to get Li join the Freedom Fighters and become awesome together!

*linebreaker*

NOTE: THERE IS NO PAIRINGS! I REPEAT NO PAIRINGS!

Jet is just a flirty dude who's bi. Aight? Like I said, friendly flirting. Jet actually just wants Li to become his wingman!