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Recap:
The girl balled her hand into a tight fist, and swung it at the window with all her might. With a small crash, the window pane shattered into hundreds of pieces and fell out.
Someone was bound to have heard that; I'll have to move fast!
With a single bound the kunoichi sprang through the window and landed gracefully on her feet.
Unfortunately, she landed right in front of the several Shinobi who had come to see what the noise was.
Chapter 3: Caught in the Act
Oh shit. This is not good, not good at all!
Anko was surrounded by a squad of stern faced Shinobi. She barely had time to register this before her arms were pinned behind her back.
"What should we do with her?"
"I don't know. She's defiantly a kunoichi, so we should probably take her to the Kunoichi Headquarters. They'll know what to do with her."
"Okay. Shinobi! Form up; we're taking the prisoner to Kunoichi Headquarters. Be careful, I have encountered this one before and she is a good fighter." Anko craned her neck, and looked at the man who was talking. It was the one man she had beaten up the night before, he was smoking again. The girl's thoughts ran wildly in her head as she was pulled along.
Come on! I need a plan, I need a plan!
Then something in her brain clicked and a plan was formed. It was a desperate plan, but Anko was desperate.
"Is Hatake Kakashi gay?" asked the kunoichi loudly.
The squad members were startled.
"Of course not!" snapped one of the Shinobi.
"Than why is he kissing that man over by the barracks?" The effect of this was instantaneous. All the Shinobi spun around to face the barracks. Anko took this as her chance to make a break for it. She wrenched her arms out of her captors grip and sprinted in the opposite direction. Or at least she would have if she didn't run into something hard that was standing in her way.
The Shinobi had finally regained order, and now watched as a dazed Anko looked up from her position on the ground.
Her eyes met a pair of heavy duty boots and slowly traveled up, past dark colored pants and a green Shinobi vest, until they came to rest on a black mask and silver hair.
Hatake Kakashi stared down at the stunned girl with poorly concealed amusement.
"That was a low trick. But it might have worked if you had watched where you were going." Anko scrambled to her feet quickly, only to have her left arm twisted behind her back by another Shinobi.
Angrily, the teen swung her right fist at Kakashi. The Shinobi caught it with ease and stared down at the girl's bloody fist.
"Men! It's time to test your inference skills. Now who can tell me what happened?" yelled Kakashi.
"Obito! What do you think happened?" The black haired Shinobi in question thought for a moment before replying.
"I think she knocked out whoever was guarding her. Then, she punched out the glass of a window and jumped out. That's when she met us."
"Very good!" intoned Kakashi. Letting go of her fist, he smirked at her,
"You should have used something else to smash the window. You would have needed the fist if you encountered any Shinobi." Anko fumed, she wanted to wipe that superior smirk of his face.
"There weren't any loose objects lying around that could be used for it!"
"You could have used the Shinobi that you knocked out." Replied the man smoothly.
"Argh!" Anko's yell would have made Kurenei proud. The elite Shinobi ignored her and turned to the men,
"You all need some more time to train. You may leave now; I can take this kunoichi back to her Headquarters. I hope that from now on you will not question my straightness." The men looked slightly ashamed and headed back to where they had been before.
Anko thought about trying to escape, there was only one Shinobi now. Any thoughts of escaping were ended when Kakashi pressed several points on her neck and shoulders; this effectively paralyzed the teen.
"Damn you!" gasped the kunoichi. Kakashi just smirked that annoying smirk and tucked her under his arm. Anko let out a long string of various profanities she had learned from the guards at Kohonagakure.
"Little girls shouldn't use such language." intoned the Shinobi in a bored voice. Anko heard a rustling of paper and looked up to see Kakashi reading a small orange book. She recognized it immediately.
"You read the Icha Icha series? You pervert!" screeched the stunned kunoichi. Kakashi looked slightly surprised.
"What? Have you read it?"
"No!" answered Anko, a little too quickly. The silver haired man looked down at the girl in mild skepticism,
"Interesting. You didn't strike me as the type to like porn." Anko growled at this statement.
"I don't like porn!" she yelled. The man raised his visible eyebrow,
"Why so defensive all of a sudden?" Anko dropped the point and instead complained about something else.
"I don't feel very safe being carried by a pervert." The man continued to read his novel,
"Well if you hadn't tried to escape, you wouldn't have to be carried by me. Let that be a lesson for you in the future." Anko took offense to this,
"Well if I had escaped properly I wouldn't need to be carried by you either! That's what I'm going to remember." Kakashi glanced down at her; there was an unreadable emotion in his eyes,
"Why do you try to avoid your fate? It's going to happen to you someday; you're just prolonging the agony. It would be easier for you if you didn't struggle so much." The purple haired teen knew what the Shinobi was talking about,
"Like Hell I won't struggle! Those bastards can't make me do anything!" yelled Anko.
"You can't fight them off for long. Being the Crazy-Kungfu-Kohona-Girl will only get you so far."
"How did you know about that!!??" asked Anko suspiciously. If the Shinobi raised his eyebrow any higher, it would disappear.
"I'm a Shinobi. Therefore I know everything." The teen scoffed at this statement,
"It saddens me that you're considered a good Shinobi. You look like a fifteen year old boy!"
"Well if I'm fifteen that would make you about twelve." stated Kakashi smoothly.
Anko was saved from coming up with a comeback when they reached the Kunoichi headquarters, a smallish white building. She kept silent as Kakashi spoke to the secretary on duty.
"Oh dear. I apologize if she was causing you trouble, Jounin Kakashi!"
"Hmm. I'll take her back to her room. What number is it?"
"Building 6, thank you so much for your help Jounin Kakashi."
Anko tried to move her finger, it worked! She was about to try to twist free until Kakashi spoke in a bored tone,
"I would not recommend that. Unless you want me to knock you out again?" Anko was interrupted from answering by a loud screech.
"ANKO MITARASHI!! When I get my hands on you you're dead!!"
Anko winced; Kurenei was mad, very mad.
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Couldn't resist adding that part. Here's my new rule:
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