TYPO! Yea last page on the AN… I meant improv not improve… I think spell check did tht automatically .

Anyways onward to the Holy Grail!

Yes the story has changed from Avatar: The Last Airbender to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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"A witch!" The crowd of peasants accused and repeated. Some of the men were carrying a woman, who was poorly dressed up as a typical witch. They ran towards the blue knight, showing her to him.

"We have found a witch! May we burn her?" A man asked as the crowd cheered him on.

The knight looked down from his platform and asked in a very intelligent and annoying know-it-all voice. "How do you know she is a witch?"

Another man answered. "She looks like one!"

"Send her forward." They pushed her onto the platform for the knight to take a good look at her.

"I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch." She pursued.

"But you are dressed as one." Captain Obvious pointed out.

"They dressed me up like this." She accused.

"We did not!"

"And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!"

The knight grabbed her nose and luckily for her, it came off. He looked back at the crowd, a bit disappointed. "Well?"

"Well, we did do the nose…" A man confessed.

"The nose?"

"And the hat… But she's a witch!" The crowd agreed and suggested to burn her.

The knight asked, "Did you dress her up?"

"No! No, no, no!" They replied. "Yes." The same man confessed and along with the rest of the crowd. "Yes, a bit. A bit."

"She has a wart."

"What makes you think she's a witch?"

"Well she turned me into a newt!" A man in the crowd answered. Everyone looked at him.

"A newt?"

"I got better…"

"Burn her anyway!" A man from a distance appeared with his servant/sound effect of a horse.

"Quiet, quiet! There are ways to tell if she's a witch or not."

The crowd was surprised. "Other? Tell us!"

The knight explained. "Tell me, what do you do with witches?"

"Burn them!"

"And what do you burn in order to burn witches?"

"More witches!" The screaming man was forced to be silent.

"Wood!" Another man exclaimed.

"Yes. Now, why do witches burn?"

The crowd was silent for a while, thinking.

"Cuz' they're made of wood?"

"Yes! Good!" People finally realized that.

"So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?"

"Build a bridge out of her!"

"Ah, but can you not also make a bridge out of stone?"

"Oh yeah…"

The knight gave them a little hint. "Does wood sink in the water?"

"No, no it floats!"

"So we throw her into the pond!" The knight stopped them from doing so.

"What also floats in water?"

A man quickly answered this. "Brain!"

"Apples!"

"Uh, very small rocks."

"Chowder! Great gravy!"

"Churches!"

"Lead, lead!"

The knight shook his head. Then the man from afar answered with confidence.

"A duck!"

The knight turned to him. "Exactly!" Then back to the crowd.

"So logically," he pursued them to finish the theory.

"If she weighs a much as a duck, she's made of wood!"

The knight nodded. "And therefore…"

They were silent for a moment until someone yelled it out. "A witch!" "Burn her!" The knight nodded. They cheered and took her to the knight's largest scale.

From the huge scale, you could obviously tell that it was wrong.

They put the duck on the lighter side and the 'witch' on the other.

"Right! Remove the supports!" The two men did and you guessed it. She weighed more than the duck.

The girl sighed. "Well this is unfair." They dragged her out to burn her as the knight and the 'wise' man from afar talked.

"Who are you, who is wise in the ways of science?"

"I am Arthur, King of the Britains."

"My liege!" The knight kneeled before the king.

"Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to Camelot and join us at the Round Table?"

"My liege, I would be honored!"

"What is your name?"

"Vedemier, my liege."

"Then I dub you, Sir Vedemier, Knight of the Round Table."

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Haha just kidding…

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Previously on Host Club (This fanfic is becoming more and more awesome everyday…not really.

The Avatar and friends found Jet, the sexy, sexy bastard, in front of a tea shop called the Jasmine Dragon, looking all hot and sexy.

"Come to the Jasmine Dragon! We treat all of our customers like royalty! You'll be served by two very good-looking men, including me!" He winked.

"Jet?"

"Aang?"

Not only that Katara tried to kill, I mean hurt, I mean pin Jet to the wall.

Katara threatened him with a very pointy icicle at his genitals. "You aren't even allowed to speak one word unless we say so. Got that?"

Too bad Jet ran out of time and made Zuko do most of the work.

"Sorry, Aniki! My bad!" He panted a bit.

"Help me out or you're fired tomorrow." He hissed in his ear.

And now the gAang might come over to drink tea at the best tea shop in the whole wide world.

"The Jasmine Dragon?"

And that's what you missed on Glee! I mean Host Club!

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"Hello?" Jin shyly greeted the empty room.

"Oh Jin, is that you?" Uncle yelled from the kitchen. "Come to the kitchen!"

"Hai!" 1 She quickly walked to the kitchen, meeting the whole staff preparing for the day.

"Ano… hello?" A man yelled from the front door. "I'm Lei Gui! I saw your sign outside and I would like to work here, if that's ok!"

They all looked at each other and Uncle yelled back. "Yes, come to the kitchen, boy!" He obeyed and came quickly as possible.

"Hey!" the boy greeted. He was a handsome innocent teenager, an average height, tan skin, complimenting his short, yet messy jet black hair, wearing a helmet…

"You wanna work here?" Zuko asked.

"Yes, I figured I could use some money to walk around with." He smiled.

"Alright, then you two can take the test together right now." Iroh suggested.

"Whoa, test?" The boy asked.

"Well, of course! Here at the Jasmine Dragon, we will do anything to please our masters, no matter what." Jet responded proudly. Zuko rolled his eyes.

"How rude of us, we haven't introduced ourselves." Iroh pointed out.

"I am Mushi, the manager of the Jasmine Dragon and the tea brewer and chef." Iroh pointed to Zuko. "That is my nephew, Li. He will be your trainer/a waiter."

"I'm Jet. I'm also a waiter."

"I'm Jin. I'm looking forward to working with you." 2

"Same here."

"Come with me." Zuko walked out the kitchen, along with everyone but Iroh, who was watching from the window.

After the test/training, they both passed with some difficulties about posture. Then, Li took the newbies to get matching uniforms while Jet stayed behind preparing for the day.

"Why do I have to stay behind?"

"Because you slacked off yesterday!"

"I thought you were cool with it!"

"Just go clean the tables and seats!"

"But weren't they already cleaned yesterday?"

"Just do it again do that our tables aren't covered with dust!" Zuko quickly left before Jet could protest again.

Jet sighed and wiped the tables and chairs as the musicians came in.

The workers came back with new uniforms. Lei was wearing the same suit like Zuko, except his look was a bit more messy and wild than the other boys. And of course his black helmet was still on his head.

"Ok, Lei, you need to lose the helmet."

"But what if I crash into something?" He slammed his hand onto his helmet with a smile.

"It's just for work. You can put it back on during breaks." Mushi tried to reason.

He still looked disappointed, but agreed. Jet patted his back for comfort.

"You know I actually know this kid who always wears his helmet like you."

"Yeah?" Looks like he cheered up a bit.

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After a hard day's work, the last customer finally left and the newbies sighed out in exhaustion and sat down.

"Get up newbies, we're not done yet." Jet whacked them with a rag.

"Awww!" They groaned.

"Go start cleaning the tables and chairs." Zuko ordered as he left to go sweep the floor. After they were done, Zuko called them up.

"Good work, you may leave. Oh and Lei, try to keep the posture straight next time."

"Sorry, Boss." Lei happily left the tea café.

"Bye Li! Bye Mushi! Bye Jet!" Jin waved goodbye.

"Bye."

"Goodbye, my dear!"

"Bye!" As soon as she left, Jet turned to Zuko.

"Why did she say my name last?" He pouted.

"Does it matter?"

"Yes, it does! I'm better looking than you, why'd she say your name first?" Jet immediately regretted that.

"Li, you know that's not what I meant." His voice got softer as Zuko stared at the ground.

"Is it, Jet?"

"Aniki…Now hold on."

"Just go, Jet."

"Now wait a minute."

"GO!" Jet didn't move an inch.

"Now hold on!" He was determined not to leave the shop. He walked towards Li. "Your scar is a scar, and that's it. Alright?" Zuko didn't move his eyes from the floor. "You're not disgusting, it should be a mark of bravery. Now, I don't know how you got it, but that doesn't matter. Because what makes up you, is what's inside of you." Jet pounded his fist against his own chest. He still didn't look up. Jet sighed and started walking towards the door.

"I know we haven't known each other much, but I will back you up, no matter what." He said without even looking back, and continued walking away. And underneath the wild black hair, were his surprised amber eyes.

"I'm glad you made a new friend, nephew." Iroh smiled, this time Zuko's head shot up.

He nodded slowly.

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IMPORTANT: Ok guys I rly need ur opinion about the singing thing. SHOULD ZUKO, JET, JIN, AND LEI SING AS PART OF THEIR WORK?

I won't update until the majority of you guys answer me.

Potential song for next chapter if they sing: Halfway There by Big Time Rush.

The show is a bit stupid but theyre hot and some of their songs have lyrics so… :/

1: Hai means Yes or Yes Sir or Yes M'am.

2: she's talking about the test btw so u don't think tht im posing her as a confident bitch