Here's chappie two since I got so many comments and favorites in one day! :D It sucks, and it's short, but enjoy nonetheless! :D Oh, and this chapter's basically just about the car ride and their first impression of the house, sorry if it's boring and/or disappointing in the humor category.

Naomi Misora, Beyond Birthday, Mail Jeevas, and Sayu Yagami all sat in a long black limo, the two females trying as hard as they could to stay as far away as humanly possible from the fourteen year old killer.

Beyond just sat there, glaring harshly at everything that made eye contact with him, including some of the seats, a dog on the sidewalk, and a streetlight that happened to turn yellow when he wanted it to turn orange with lavender polka dots. He was not in a good mood, to say the least. First being forcefully ripped from his private abandoned warehouse and sent (in a straightjacket, mind you) to some creepy room just to find out he was supposed to stay with a bunch of crazy people for the next half a year. He squirmed a bit, hoping the bindings would magically come loose and he could escape, possibly murdering these three weirdoes and the guy that put him in said bindings. But his efforts were in vain. He swore under his breath, returning to glaring at things.

Matt didn't particularly care, in fact, it didn't even seem that he realized what was going on, or that he was being used as a guinea pig in the World's Greatest Detective's little game. He just focused on his DS, intent on winning the last four levels of his game.

Naomi seemed calm about the subject, but was mentally freaking out so bad that if she actually did what she was doing in her mind, she'd be sent to the nearest insane asylum. 'How could I be stuck with these people!' She thought. 'Sayu and Matt are fine, but that Beyond guy… I don't even think I, or anyone else for that matter, will survive this six months!'

And at last, Sayu's thoughts on the subject. 'Wow! This is so cool! But Beyond is scary… But this is going to be so fun! The World's Greatest Detective sent us all here! Oh my gosh, this is so exciting! I wonder what kind of house we'll be staying at! This is going to be awesome! I'm so excited!'

Always the optimist of the situation.

"Matt," The FBI agent started, curious about the boy's unrevealed personality. He looked up, staring through the orange tinted goggles.

"If you're going to ask me a question about me or make a comment about my appearance or attitude, don't waste your breath." He said, looking back at his game and going back to completely ignoring everyone.

Naomi exhaled. That kid's too smart to be eleven. She turned back to Sayu, pointing inconspicuously at both boys and twirling a finger near the side of her head in a silent 'They're both insane' gesture. She winced and nodded, mouthing 'I can tell'.

"HEY QUILLISH!" Beyond suddenly shouted. The car almost stopped, as if he had shocked the driver. He should've, that was Watari's real first name, which was very, very hard to obtain information. "Are we there yet?!" He yelled. Ah, that age old car-ride question. But Watari ignored Beyond's loud repeating of said question and continued driving. But I think it was obvious enough when he pulled over five minutes later and opened the doors for them.

Beyond had a slightly difficult time getting out of the middle seat of the limo with a straightjacket on.

But eventually, they were all standing outside of the rather large three story house. It was a slightly faded brown color, and each floor was slightly smaller than the one beneath it. In general, the side view of the house would look like three giant steps The roofs were all pointed, and it seemed that the ceilings followed suit with that as well. The farthest wall from the front door, on the bottom floor, was 75% window and 25% wall. The top floor, the smallest, also had a small loft at the top, about the size of a twin mattress. You could see it through the . They walked into the house to find that it was fully furnished.

The foyer had a keyboard in it. A fancy Yamaha one. It was right next to the door and below a window. A few feet away and to the right of the stairs was a bookshelf with several classics and encyclopedias and dictionaries on it. A large mahogany almost-U-shaped-but-square-edges desk was the main attraction of the room, however. On it was a computer, a printer, a telephone/fax machine, and several other appliances. There were cabinets attached to the desk, but they were empty, save a phone book or two.

The computer suddenly switched on.

'Hello." A familiar, computerized voice greeted them. L. Beyond groaned, leaning against the mirror/sliding closet doors next to the front door. L ignored that. "Here's the house you'll be staying in for the duration of the experiment. Don't break it, it's not mine." This slightly shocked everyone.

"Wait, then who does it belong to?" Naomi asked.

"Oh just a normal family. Nine year old daughter, eleven year old son, thirteen year old daughter, thirty-one year old mother. Perfectly fits your requirements." He answered.

Beyond frowned. "What was that about a thirteen year old girl? The rest of them are replacing someone their age and gender, but I'm not a thirteen year old girl!" He said, stamping his foot.

"Well, you sure act like one." He whispered to himself. "But don't worry, just because you're getting her room doesn't mean I think you're fit to replace a slightly younger female. Besides, I think I did a pretty good job choosing a house and family for you guys. And the girl who you're replacing is just as deranged as you are." He said.

"I'M NOT INSANE!" He yelled.

"She did that a lot too, when we told them about you four. But don't worry about them, they're on a six month cruise to the Bahamas and back, they only packed their most important posessions and all of their clothing, so you're left with whatever they didn't take. Just don't destroy anything, or you'll end up paying for it." He replied. They could almost hear the smirk he most likely had on. "Now I'll leave you all to settle down."

Yes, as a matter of fact, that is my house, and my family L was talking about. And that 'thirteen year old girl' was me. I just couldn't resist. XD And I had to rush this chapter, sorry for the suckiness. You may now pelt random bits of stale food at me... -Braces self- Review and tell me how horrible it was....