Resident Evil : The adventures of Leon
Resident Evil : The adventures of Leon.
Episode 2 : Merchandise part 2
Cast: Leon Ashley Merchant (R4) Salazar (R4)
Leon is running through the woods.
Leon: I'm coming Ashley!
Out of nowhere a dog come and chases Leon.
Leon: Crap!
Leon Keeps on running and than without noticing hits a tree.
Dog: ?
Leon continues running while the dog is gnawing on his leg.
Leon: Don't worry Ashley!
Three more dogs come out of nowhere and Leon is on the floor crawling while the dogs are chewing on both is legs and arms.
Leon: I'm still coming Ashley!
Ashley is at the mall with the merchant dressing out for "new" clothes. She is wearing a skit and a sweater. She than comes out of the dressing room with the same clothes.
Ashley: What do you think?
Merchant: It's the same dress Bitch!
Salazar: Hey hey thats no way to treat a lady.
Merchant: Well then. Keep Her!
Merchant disappears in thin air. Ashley then notices Salazar right next to her.
Ashley: Oh my gosh! A baby!
Salazar: What the hell are you talking about?
Salazar looks at ashley suspiciously. He then panics when ashley picks him up.
Ashley: Oh how i love babies! they are so wonderful and pokeable.
Ashley constantly pokes Salazar everwhere and squeezes him.
Salazar: Put me down bitch!
Ashley: Rock a bye baby...
Salazar: You dont know the lyrics!?
Leon enters the scene out of nowhere and he is beat up.
Ashley: Leon!
Leon sees that Ashley is struggling to hold on to Salazar.
Leon: Ashley put down the midget!
Ashley drops Salazar to the floor.
Salazar: Thank you. But dont call me a midget. It hurts my feeling and-
Leon had pulled his gun out and shot the Midget- I mean Salazar right on the forehead.
Leon: Shut up you midget. I hate little people. they squeak when they speak.
Leon picks up Salazar's hat for no reason.
Leon: My hat now!
Ashley: You made your sentence rhyme!
Leon then goes to the body.
Leon: Remind me what im doing to save this stupid blonde?
Salazars Dead Body: I dont know im just a dead body!
Salazar smiles.
Leon: ZOMBIE!!
Leon shoots the body over a hundred times. Merchant comes out of nowhere.
Merchant: I hope im not in future episodes.