Resident Evil: The adventures of Leon.
Episode 3
Michael Jackson's ghost.
Cast: Leon, Ashley, Merchant, Michael Jackson's ghost, Big giant boss thing(RE4)
Leon: Where the hell are we Ashley!
Ashley looks at the map and it says: The Uncharted Area.
Ashley: Look at the map...
Leon takes a look at the map.He then looks at Ashley with his eyes twitching.
Ashley: The merchant sold me it for 100,000,000 dollars.
She puts a wide smile on while looking at the merchant.
Leon: There's no merchant here!
Merchant: Ummm... im right here.
Leon jumps dropping the map.
Leon: How the fuck do you do that!?
Merchant shrugs. Leon notices the map being help up by nothing.
Michael Jackson's ghost: Any tip for me lil boy.
Michael Jackson's ghost giggles like a girl.
Ashley: Thank you mister.
Michael Jackson's ghost looks at her in disgust.
Michael Jackson's ghost: I said lil boy not lil boobless girl.
Ashley: What?!
Ashley panics that her breasts arent big enough and goes to a random cave. Out of the cave comes out growling and screams.
Leon: M-Merchant? who is t-th-that?
Merchant: A white boy.
Leon: Oh... so were safe?
Merchant: yes
Michael Jackson's ghost: Oh honey you aint safe when im around. i'll eat both of yall up.
Leon and the merchant scream like girls following Ashley into the cave of no return.
Michael Jackson's ghost: What did i do?
Ashley, Merchant, and Leon are walking through the cave where Ashley makes a stop.
Ashley: Leon, do me a favor...
Leon: What is it?
Merchant then looks at Ashley with thoughts.
Leon: Tell me already!
Ashley: Are my boobs that small? Here take a look.
Ashley pulls up her sweater and takes off her bra.
Leon: w- w-well,...
Merchant is staring and starts to grab one breast at a time.
Merchant: What the boy is trying to say is that they're a wee bit small.
Ashley: Leon feel please.
Leon than starts shaking when Ashley puts his hand on her right breast.
Leon: ooh lord...
Ashley: What's the difference?
Michael Jackson's ghost: yooohooo!
Leon and Merchant start running farther in the cave.
Leon: They are small!!
Merchant starts laughing. while his laughter disappears inside the cave ashley goe's to Michael Jackson's ghost.
Ashley: oh youll see youll all see!
Michael Jackson's ghost: See what?
Ashley: Just wait and see.
Michael Jackson's ghost then looks at Ashley like she's crazy.
Michael Jackson's ghost: ok?... Oh boy's!!
Ashley runs out the cave.
Leon and Merchant meet up with some ugly ass giant.
Leon: Thats some ugly ass giant.
Narrator: Dont steal my words!
Merchant: I do not like ugly ass giants...PEACE IM OUT!
Leon: Freaking asshole stole my idea!
Giant: Huh?
Leon: You wouldnt understand.
Giant scratches his head.
Leon: Wheres the nearest exit?
Giant points to the corner where there's and open door.
Leon: Thank you.
Giant halts leon.
Giant: Hug?
Leon:ummm... lemme see here... maybe... yes ... or no?... NO! HELL NO! youll crush me!
giant gets aggressive.
Giant: HUG!! HUG!! HUG!!
Leon runs to the door while the giant is trying to smash him.
Leon: Ok hug!
Leon is standig right in front of the door.
Giant: Yay (while clapping his hands)
Leon: After im done using the bathroom.
Giant: ok
Michael Jackson's ghost: oh... you came to my secret : RAPE THE CHILDREN LAIR. huh?
Leon: Wait a -
Leon gets squished behind the door. He sees ashley enter the room.
Ashley: Bitch look!
Once again she shows off her breast.
Michael Jackson's ghost: The light it burns me!! oh shit i think im turning straight! Im coming Girls!
Flattened Leon: Uhh... wasnt he already -
Ashley: Already what?...
Leon: uhh... what?
Leon is still staring right at her.
Merchant: Fuck it!
He then gets a pin and pokes each breast.
Merchant: its like you've never seen porn!
Leon: y-yeah i have!
Merchant: Ok ...Then look at these.
Leon than see's all the magazines.
Leon: well... look s-see?
Merchant: you're stuttering.
Leon: n-no i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- Yes i am...
Leon looks to the floor.
Ashley puts her sweater back on. She then slaps the merchant.
Merchant: what the hell was that for?!
Ashley: i could've had some overtime with Leon!
Merchant: stupid whore... are you sure you're the presidents daughter and not his stripper wife?
Ashley: im sure.
Merchant: Dirty blonde watch!
Leon: What?! (while wiping his tears)
Merchant than goes up to Ashley.
Ashley: What do-
Merchant: SMALL BOOBS SMALL BOOBS NOBODY LIKES SMALL BOOBS!
Ashley than runs away.
Leon: Funny , but now I gotta go find her once again.
Merchant: Go look inside the dumpster shes trailer trash.
Leon: ok?... she-
Ashley: (in the background) I HATE YOU ALL!
Merchant: end of episode... now go read something else before your brain gets perverted and all sick minded.