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Resident Evil : The adventures of Leon.
Episode 5
Leon V.S The Regenerators V.S The Iron Maiden V.S The merchant?
Cast: Leon Ashley Regenerator(RE4) Iron Maiden(RE4) The Merchant Dogs
Leon and Ashley are walking through a house they just randomly entered.
Policeman: Hey you two Freeze!
Ashley and Leon ignore the poor old police man and flick him off as they enter the house.
The poor old policeman has a heart attack and is forgotten.
Merchant: That really did not make no sense whatsoever……
Leon: How the hell did you get in here?!?!? (with wide eyes)
Merchant: She let me in (points at Ashley)
Ashley smiles innocently.
Leon: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
They all hear banging coming from the door.
Ashley: What is that noise?
Leon: Regenerators.
Merchant pops right in front of Leon.
Merchant: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!
Leon jumps and hangs onto the chandelier.
Ashley giggles and so does the Merchant. Leon then gets off and opens the door.
Ashley: OMG
Two dogs are seen humping each other making the noise that those annoying to kill things in the damn freaking game that annoys the living shit out of me that I forgot to buy the ….. The dogs are making the noise the regenerators do in a passionate way.
The two dogs turn into a puff of smoke.
Leon: ?
Ashley: WTF
Regenerator and Iron Maiden: Rooooooooor
Leon: I'm out!
Ashley then screams as loud as she can.
Leon runs while dragging Ashley by her feet and the merchant follows.
They enter a room and lock the door.
Ashley: They're coming.
Leon: Shut up bitch!
Merchant comes out of nowhere.
Merchant: Run Stranga Run!
Leon jumps and rams the door trampling the regenerator and Iron Maiden.
The merchant takes out two automatic sub-machine guns and shoots the regenerator down.
Merchant: Die stranga die!
Ashley then takes out a lightsaber out of nowhere and cuts the iron maidens head off.
Ashley: Hiyah!
Ashley looks at the body and bows.
Ashley: May the force be with you.
Darth Vader comes out and challenges Ashley to a lightsaber duel.
Darth Vader: MOOOOOORTALLLLL KOOOOOOOMBAT!!!!!
Ashley and Vader fight to the music of John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra "Battle Of The Heroes" Featured in Star Wars Episode III : Revenge Of The Sith Original Soundtrack. Ashley cuts Vader's hands off.
Mortal Kombat Deep Voice: FINISH HIM!
Ashley gets two lightsabers and smiles flashing creepy yellow teeth.
Vader:Noooooooooo(Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Sith Official )
She then Cuts Vaders head off.
Mortal Kombat Deep Voice: FATALITY
Ashley cheers!
Leon struggles with a regenerator.
Leon: I don't wanna go to schoooool!
You can tell the dumbass is either unconscious or being a moron.
Ashley throws Leon her lightsaber.
Ashley: Leon Catch!
Leon gets stabbed through the chest.
Leon: AHHHHHHHH
Regenerator: LMFAO
Leon starts backing up towards the regenerator with no intention of knowing the regenerator is behind him.
Leon: WTF WAS THAT FOR?!?!??
Regenerator: UGH!
The regenerator falls to the floor.
Leon: You stupid Whore!(still has the lightsaber through his chest.)
The regenerator reaches up for Leon.
Regenerator: Heeeelp me god damnit!
Ashley: (Stealing a line from a funny comedian called Gabriel Iglesias. Not the singer.) Uhh…. But it was funny huh?
Merchant: Why the hell do I even bother getting minimum wage to be here?!
Leon and Ashley start walking towards the sunset.
Leon: (Lightsaber still through chest.) Lets go you fuggin blonde!
Ashley: O.K
The mechant is seen on the outside of the house looking through a peep whole with a video camera in his hand.
Leon and Ashley are in bed. (If you know what I mean.)
Ashley: Leon faster!
Leon: No you stabbed me!
Merchant: Video Cameras rox my sox!
Narrator: Why do I even bother creating these shenanigans?
Merchant: Why did you even bother putting me with these two retards?
Narrator: Touché