Resident Evil: The Adventures of Leon
Episode 6: Transformers
Cast: Leon, Ashley, Merchant, And any Trasnformer that I decide to feature here.
Trasnformer theme plays….
Optimus Prime: Autobots… ROLL OUT!
Bumblebee: Why rollout? It's not like all of us are cars….
Jetfire: YEAH! Why cant it be like "Lets go!" Why rollout?
Optimus Prime: Shut it both of you. There is a decepticon near.
Leon: WHAT THE…..
Ashley: ooooo It's a yellow camaro!
Bumblebee turns to Ashley and smiles widely.
Merchant: I have a feeling that this episode my not be appropiate for children 13 and younger.
Leon: I have a feeling that ima shoot myself after I find out what that robot is thinking….
BOOOOOOM!
Megatron: I am Megafag BZZZ er… Correction Megatron. I am hear to anhialate all Autobots!
Bumblebee: Oh yeah? You and what army?
An army of decepticons come out of nowhere…
Megatron: This one! HAHAHA!
Leon throws water on Megatron
Merchant: That was… pointless!
Leon: At least I put in effort!
Megatron blows up
Optimus Prime turns over to Leon.
Optimus Prime: Sam? Is that you?
Leon: Who the F is Sam?
Optimus Prime: The boy from disney channel who had this seemingly hot girlfriend Megan Fox
Leon: no clue….
The decepticon army: Who will control us now?
Ashley: I AM ASHLEY! HEAR ME ROAR!
The decepticon army: ALL HAIL ASHLEY!
1 day later….
News Reporter: This just in…. Megabitch has destroyed half the earth now.
Ashley: DON'T CALL ME MEGABITCH YOU MEGAWHORE!
Ashley than steps on the news reporter.
Merchant: There is no way in hell I am allowing the creator to continue this series! No way!
Creator: I'll pay you a million each episode?
Merchant: WHERE DO I START?
Leon: What do I get payed if threaten to leave?
Creator: You're in contract with the devil a.k.a Me you cannot leave
Leon: Yes master
Leon cries.
END