Heya all. Me again. Hoped you like chapter 1. Told you ive never written before. ANYWAYS heres chapter two. Make sure your actually reading Libby's side first. Because you need to otherwise Gabs will kill me that im getting more reviews than her. But don't worry. I know you love me and would review me more anyways. Don't tell Gabs that though. Shhh . Just read…
Saturday June 21st
4pm - Only on the Plane Now
Plane was delayed a couple of hours. Something about wind. Trust me I would be the LAST to know if anything.
Looking around
Oh my GIDDY GOD! Eww. This random junior junior blunder boy is sitting next to me, and, he's hitting on me. Urgh. Go away you FULE. I have a boyfriend! A sex god as a matter of fact. Kehe.
2 Minutes later
Oh I love him I love him yes I do. I love Robbie! La Di Daa! I feel vair vair happy. Except for the fact that there's this Junior junior Blunder Boy sitting next to me. He keeps winking and saying "Hi, where you from?" I don't think he gets it when I say "get lost" but that's men for you. Reminds me of Mark Big Gob. URGH. No out damned spot! There's no room for your GIMUNGUS gob in here.
3 Seconds later
Ahh that's better. Ooops! I just pressed the assistance button and here comes the air hostess! I DON'T WANT ANYTING. I will just tell her.
1 Minute later
She took it well… I guess. If shooting dirties is taking it well. I thought that air hostesses were supposed to be pleasant? Well she just acted like Jas. Hmm.. I think I might snooze. But I'm so excited to see Libbs I might never slee- Zzzzzzzz
4:45pm
PHOAR I just woke up. Man it's a bumpy ride. So much for sleeping on the plane. Hm. I don't think the air hostess likes me much. JUST because I kept pressing the 'assistance' button by accident. JEEZ.
3 Minutes later
Hm… I'm thirsty. I really want an apple juice. Or maybe… no. I must be good and not turn into my elderly loons who get drunk at 4 30 in the afternoon. I'm sure that they are drunk by now. Ah yes. Should be by now.
15 Minutes later
Not long now. I need to get off this plane. I have to call Robbie soon and tell him I arrived safely. He's so cute how he worries about me. Kehe.
Oh yes what was I about to do? Order an Apple Juice. Hmm. Oh here is Miss Humpty Dumpty the third. I'm guessing she and Jas will get on just fine. They can get married instead. Oh no. But then I'd have to hang around Miss Air Hostess. God I just keep getting off topic don't I? It's a habit of mine. ANYWAY. Ok now I'm dying of thirst. I have to have a drink now. Humph, Miss Air Hostess decided to ignore me because I pressed the assistance button again. God. When I actually want something I get refused it.
5:30pm Plane Landed – In Airport
In the baggage collection. Once I get my bag I'll call Monsieur Sex Bombe. A.K.A Robbie on my FABBY new mobile phone. Sigh
5 Minutes Later
Jeez. Why do I pack so much? Wait, let me change that. Why does everything I NEED weigh so much?
Yes that makes more sense.
Ok calling Robb now.
Ringing
Ringing and Ringing
Ringity Ring Ring
PICK UP THE BLOODY PHONE
Jeez he is wasting my 2 pence.
Hm. He isn't answering. I wonder where he is. Call him again
"Hey you've reached Robbie here. Just leave a message after the beep"
Gr. Meanie. I will leave a message.
"Hey, Um Robb. It's me Gee. I was just wondering where you were." Gosh who swallowed Ellen? "Just give me a call back at my place in England. Yes. So umm. I'm on a fast camel you see. So I'm going to go now. The ducks are getting cold.
Ok Um. Just wanted to tell you that I'm safe back at home in England. Please. Just call me when you can. Ok. Bye."
I wanted to say I love you but… it didn't seem right to say so… Actually I'm in quite a miz over it all actually. I wish I knew what was happening. He ALWAYS answers the phone. Especially if it's me who's ringing.
10 Minutes Later
Freshened up in the tarts wardrobe before making a nice appearance to Libbs out the front.
2 Minutes later
Ah Look! There's Libbs!
Shh.
She can't see me.
Sneaky sneak sneak. JUMP ON BACK
"Gee!!"
"Hey Libs!"
We gave each other a quick hug. What happended her hair!? Its so nice and straight!
"I Love your hair Libby"
"Yeah, I kinda borrowed mums new straightener"
"She obviously doesn't know"
"Obviously"
"Do you know that you are almost as tall as me?"
"I do now"
There was a bit more laughing laughing laughing.
Ryan came up behind Libbs with a cheeky grin on his face. Hm, if Ryan's here… maybe… "I guess you don't need this then?" Then he faced Gee "Hey Gee, long time no see"
Libbs laughed, a bit like she used to "heggy heggy ho" sort of laugh.
"Whats so funny"
"That rhymed!"
"OK…"
I couldn't help but let off a bit of a giggle.
"Hey Ryan, yea long time no see…"
I slowly trailed off. I thought he would be here.
Dave slowly walked up. Almost as if in slow mo. All of a sudden my eyes filled with real blubbing tears but I bit my tongue and sucked in some pride and pretended something was in my eye.
Libbs looked puzzled. Followed my gaze and saw Dave. She looked back and forth. She has a sort of suspicious mind. Oh god why do I have to bring Elvis-Who dared to rock – Attwood into everything?
1 Minute later
Oh god. AWKWARD SILENCE! AWKWARD SILENCE! ALERT ALERT! He's just looking right at me with those gorgey eyes. GORGEY? WHY IS DAVE THE LAUGH GORGEY? HE SHOULDN'T BE. Oh god. Don't pucker NO
I REPEAT KEEP LIPS AT BAY. Too late. He's seen the pucker alert. He has a bit of a smirk on his face.
"Come on KittyKat, Don't say you don't Miss me?"
"Oh Dave, who could?"
And I don't know what happened but I sort of launched at him. Ready to snog him for all of England. But then theres Robbie. Who I love and I turned it into a really tight hug. His hair smells really nice and I feel so happy hugging him. I think I've stepped once more into the cake shop of love. And I've picked up Dave the Tart. And I still haven't put down Robbie the Éclair. I'm just holding both. BUGGAR.
Crap I've just realised that I have spent about 3 minutes hugging him so I jumped off a bit too quickly.
"Come on Gee, the Camels parked outside"
What seemed like years
I sorta was in a daze. Why do I feel such a miz? Oh my giddy god pants. I don't like him do I? No. Dave and I would never work. Impossible. I have a sex god in my hands. I would be daft to dump a Sex god for a laugh. Wouldn't I?
Dave picked up my hand luggage. Going for the lightest thing possible. Lazy minx.
Poor Ryan and Libbs. They keep falling over from the weight of my suitcase.
Dave is talking to me. About what he's been up to. Does he know I'm with Robbie?
"So Kittykat how have you been?"
"Ok."
"So hows work? You staying in an apartment or what?"
Uh oh he doesn't know about Robbie. Here goes
"Well actually, I've been living with Robbie… For about 3 months now."
Dave froze. But then instantly shook it off and was just walking quietly. NO I don't mean that he was trying to walk quietly. He wasn't tip toeing. He was just not saying anything. You know what I mean. And I think you do.
2 Minutes later
Uh oh.. Why is there a police officer and an Elderly Loon beside Dave's 4WD?
