Hi everyone. Sorry this one took so long. I blame it all on Gabs. Yes completely her fault. Thanks everyone for the reviews. I love reviews. Anyways keep reading and now that I have a less busy holiday week I'll be able to write more often. Keep reviewing

Gee&Dave foreva mate. xx

9:30pm

Airport Carpark

Behind the Dumpster

What is the point? Actually don't ask me that because I of all people would be the LAST to know as always.

5 Minutes Later

Still behind the dumpster.

5 Seconds later

Ok I cant stand this anymore I HAVE to say something. My legs are giving way and I might have to go into casualty.

5 Seconds Later

"Umm…Dave? Why are we hiding behind a dumpster? And why is there a Police officer and an Elderly Loon by your car?"

"Sorry KittyKat I forgot you weren't there. Ryan, please explain"

"Well we'd been driving around the carpark for age-"

"Ten Minutes"

"OK then…We'd been driving around the car park for ten minutes, looking for a space to park the Camel"

"Camel?" I asked

"Dave's Car"

"That sounds so like Dave"

"Anyway, Libs found a car spot, so Dave kinda raced towards it, we got the spot, but that Elderly Loon chugged up behind us and started complaining, so I leaned in the window and said 'I'm Sorry, did the camel startle you? He just seems to take off sometimes' and yeah, then we ran like loons"

Oh my god. That's hilarious. No don't laugh. NO. STOP IT. Oh bugger it. It has to be done

4 Seconds later

Still laughing. You know when your laughing crazily and you know you should stop but you cant possibly stop? I think you do.

1 Second Later

Libbs is peeking over the bin to see if the Elderly Loon is still hanging around the "camel". Apparently, we are crouched down behind a bin because Dave the Poohead doesn't want to get a ticket for scaring an Elderly Loon. His fault completely. I mean, he knows how Elderly Loons react to everything that is at least 1000 years younger than them. He should know better.

"Dave, Gee! The Mad One is leaving! We can go to the car now!"

Uh HELLO? "What about the officer? He's still there though, isn't he?"

"Don't worry KittyKat, the Law I can handle, but our senior citizens? I run screaming"

"Or laughing"

"Whatever"

We all got up and started walking, well hobbling back to the car. Libbs was really struggling. Her legs were aching in pain. She could hardly walk. The cop didn't see us coming. Dave suggested we make a run for it. But just as that happened, Libbs tripped over the tiniest rock invented and she crashed right into guess who – yes – the Police Officer.

Could she make things worse? The answer is, yes.

2 Seconds Later

Wait. Hm. Do I? NAH. Couldn't be. Wait, could it? Oh My Giddy God Pants! IT IS!

"Rollo!"

"Gee! Long time no see!" he looked at Dave "Give me a hand mate" Dave came and helped him up. How convenient… Rollo is the police officer.

Everyone seemed to forget about Libbs. Gosh poor darl. I would but I can't be bothered. She put me through hell when she was younger. She still hasn't repaid me for half of what she did.

Ryan helped her up. Dave and Rollo started stuffing my bags in the back of Dave's "camel". Gosh could they be any more rough with my bags?

"So" said Dave "I thought you had today off? If I had known it was you standing beside my car, we wouldn't have crouched behind the dumpster"

"You were crouching behind the Dumpster?"

Dave just shrugged "So what did the elderly loon want?"

"Well she was complaining that some idiot had dangerously sped towards a carspace threatening her life, purposely saw her and tried to crash into her car, then verbally assaulted her"

Ryan and Libbs started laughing

"I take that none of that happened?" asked Rollo

"Maybe the 'sped towards the carspace' bit" said Ryan

'Righto" said Rollo "Because I'm a good friend and the elderly race cannot be trusted, I will not book you"

"Thanks Mate" said Dave "I would give you a hug but a) We're in public and b) I'm not a homosexualist"

"Fair enough"

They struggled to shut the boot of the Jeep.

"So" asked Gee "Hows Jools? I haven't seen her since the wedding"

"Jools is great! She's looking forward to seeing you. She'll be jealous when I tell her I saw you here" he chuckled.

We just chatted for a while.

"I expect you have heard through Radio Jas about the wedding?"

"Who hasn't heard about it?" Rollo smirked.

5 Seconds later

We stopped talking. And now we are watching Libbs and Ryan fighting over the phone. Heres what happened

Libbs said "So, when did you get a phone and why didn't I know?"

"Late birthday present from my Uncle"

"Hmmm"

She started going through his settings and messages.

"Ryan? Why have you got so many messages from Gabz?"

"Give me back my phone!" Oh touchy.

He leaned over and made a grab for the phone, but of course with Libbs great reflexes (as I well know), moved it and he missed. So there was a battle going on in the back over who would get the phone.

2 Seconds later

I wonder what Ryan has in his messages from Gabz that he doesn't want Libbs to know about. I must get information.

2 Seconds Later

"Dave?"

"Humgh?"

"Does Ryan have an Official Snogging Partner?"

"Not that I know of, but by the looks of how touchy he is about his messages from Gabz I'm expecting something is going on."

"Young love."

Uh oh. Dave's gone a bit shifty. What did I say?

Hmm I am really interested to know about Gabz and Ryan. I think I might do some digging. Not literally you FULES. Jeez do I have to spell everything out for you? I don't know why I bother anymore its obviously useless. If you haven't gotten the gist of things by now I don't expect you ever wil-

Oh my… lord Sandra…

Five Seconds later

Ryan finally grabbed the phone, Libbs didn't let go, she was in the middle of a laughing fit. I don't blame her. So when he yanked it, he pulled Libbs right on top of him.

One Second later

They won't stop staring. Its weird seeing Libbs with guys – leave it – she's just looking at Ryan, who's looking straight back at her.

3 Seconds Later

God it's like staring parade. I don't think they have even noticed that we are there. So infatuated by their love. Kehe. But the thing is. They aren't in love. They've been besties since Libbs was in Grade 1.

10 Seconds later

Hm… I am a telepathical whatsit. Dave and I keep glancing back and giving looks. He knows as well as I do that they like each other. Just don't snog in front of me PLEASE. I am not one to witness this, it's like Sibling porn. But also in a way cute. Libbs still has her baby face that she's always had.

1 Second Later

Libbs jumped off suddenly, Ryan was sorta in a daze. She immediately started asking him questions. I just turned back and continued talking to Rollo and Dave.

"What's going on there huh?" Rollo asked

"Beats me, but Ryan has a lot of explaining to do when we get back home. I'm going digging"

"Same, Libbs wont here the end of it."

We all started the nodding thing.

10 Seconds Later

Nodding along like a nodding thing on nodding tablets. And trust me that's not an easy thing to do. Co-ordination wise.

2 Seconds later

Listening to Libs and Ryan

"Oh. Umm" Ryan looked out the window.

"I might have just take your phone and read the messages then"

"NO"

"Ok, what's the secret?"

"Well, Umm, Uhhh, We're umm" He looked out the window "We're dating. Yeah, that's it, we're dating"

NO! How can this be? Only a second ago we thought (telepathically whatsit wise) that Ryan rated Libbs. Hmm this is getting interesting. BUT. Unfortunately I have a lot on my mind at the moment. Dave's acting shifty, Robbie isn't answering his phone and I bloody want to go home now.

"Dave can we get a move on?"

"Oher"

"Dave?"

"Yes?"

"You said Oher"

"And?"

"I say ohher"

"So?"

"It's my word"

"Old habits die hard Kittykat."

Huh? What does that mean? Old habits die hard?

And why did he say Ohherr? That's my word. He never used to say it before. I must consult Jas.

"Rightio Kittykat lets go"

"See ya Rollo"

"Yep see you Gee, catch you later Dave"

Dave got in the driver's seat and leant over and opened the door from the inside for me. I sat in the passenger seat.

"Buckle up" called Dave

"Buckled" called Libbs and Ryan

"Yep"

"Were off"

"Away laughing on a Fast Camel" I said

"KittyKat that's MY line"

But he knows what I mean.

And we're off. Laughing on a fast Camel.

"So My little Sex Kittys"

"And Ryan, Mousier Sex Bombe the Second"

Ryan nodded

"I cannot just let this beautiful night go to waste, how about we go and get a bite to eat? Eh? What do you say?

Oh my god, I could do with a big mac right now.

"Yes! I'm Starving! I skipped Dinner to get here"

"Well Libbs your eager"

"I'm Hungry" Libbs read my mind. Jeez she must be a telepathical whatsit as well!

Ryan and I nodded simultaneously. And that is a hard word to spell.

"Right, Where to?

"The first place we see, I'm Reeeeeeeeeeally Hungry"

Then right at that moment, we all looked up to see the Golden Arcs looming over us

"Maccas it is then"

And then he drove into McDonalds.

4 Minutes Later

Sitting at a table

Eating

Libbs and I got a Big Mac, large fries to share and a coke each. I know Libbs is probably thinking the same thing but the boys are endless pits. They keep eating. And eating. Its sickening.

"Dave?" asked Libbs

"Mumgghphh?"

"Do you ever stop eating?"

"Mumggghh muhuuhh muhghhghgh"

Such intellectual conversations

"Ill take that as a no."

I really am interested in Gabz and Ryan.

"So, Ryan" I asked "What's going on between you and Gabz?"

I can see Libbs wide eyed and eyeing me but I don't care I want to know.

"Urgggg"

"You're so understandable Ryan"

He just kept his head down and munched down his food. Dave Swallowed

"Hey there KittyKat, we are men! We must Eat! You cannot interrupt as we eat!"

"Boys are a Bloody Mystery"

"I second that motion!" said Libby

1 Minute Later

Still munching.

5 Minutes Later

The pits are officially full.

"So girls, why don't we catch a movie?"

Uh Oh.

Of course Libbs says yes.

"Sure lets go!"

"Rightio Kittykats lets hit the road."

And he winked. I gave my full frontal nose flaring smile. I didn't care cause it's good to know the old Dave is back.

10 Minutes Later

The cinemas are empty. Dave and Ryan grabbed seats at the back. Oh my giddy god pants. They are the snogging seats! I don't think guys know about this.

I won't burst their bubble though.

Sitting next to Dave. Why do we watch horrors? WHY? Oh god I cant stand horrors. I keep covering my face. Libbs is enjoying it though. She's laughing her head off with Ryan. How can you laugh at horrors? HOW?

30 Minutes Later

There was this really scary part where this guy jumps out and kills this woman I clung to Dave and buried my face in his chest. Oh my god. What am I doing?? I quickly jumped off him. Dave smiled and said "It's ok Kittykat. It's only a movie."

1 hour and 30 minutes later

The movies finished and Dave drove us back home. We were quiet on the way home.

Ryan and Libbs are having a fight in the back seat. Not a real fight. They are hitting each other with toys and laughing their heads off.

20 Seconds Later

OI. Libbs hit me in the head with this toy. I know this toy. I won it at some show thing and gave it to Dave. I wonder why he keeps it here?

Im sorry? Have I even told you about what has happened in the past what? 4? 5 years?

Ahem. Hold on to your seats, buckle your seat belts and keep your hands and feet inside the cart at all times. Thank you.

4 years ago I dated Dave. We were happy you know? Going out for 6 months. I really loved him. But then Robbie came back and told me that Dave was cheating on me. I couldn't believe it. I was devastated. I ended things with Dave. He cried. It was heartbreaking watching him cry but he was cheating on me right? Even if it was the Foreign Exchange Student from Svenland or wherever she came from.

Dave wouldn't let be go, he kept coming to my house telling me that he never cheated on me. The fact is, I know he would. With every one of his girlfriends he has cheated on them with me. Its easy to believe that he would cheat on me with someone else.

So I couldn't stay there. I had to go. I moved to France and I stayed in an apartment that I rented out. Robbie seemed a bit down afterwards. Maybe he was expecting that I would go to him. I don't know what he thought but after I moved to France, Jas, Tom, Rollo, Jools, Dave, Rosie and Sven invited me to go on a world trip. I thought it would be good to get out of my apartment. After all. I spent all my time there. Dave and I were friends again, well talking, we weren't as close as we were before. But he was always nice and funny like he used to be. Which was sweet. And I almost regretted breaking up with him. But that soon changed when I got back from the trip, Robbie was there in France waiting for me. We became friends again and after about a year, Robbie asked me out. Properly. I said yes and here we are. 1 year relationship. I can't say that it hasn't had its ups and downs. With Robbie gone half the time on tours. I hardly see him.

I'm sorry. Where was I before I so RUDELY interrupted myself? Uh yes… Spongebob.

"Dave?"

"Hmm?"

"Why do you have the Sponge bob toy in your car"

Dave slammed on the breaks.

"DAVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Libbs and Ryan lunged forward but Ryan grabbed Libbs so she wouldn't hit her head.

"How did you get that?"

"Libbs threw it to me. Why did you slam on the breaks?"

"Sorry Kittykat. I thought I saw a cat on the road." He seemed edgy.

"You still haven't answered my question yet Dave. Why do you have the toy I gave you here?"

"Because I like it. It reminds me of you Gee."

Aw how sweet.

"Aww Dave how sweet!"

"Ha-ha yea."

He seemed quite un-laughish. Is he still hung up over our break up? I have gotten over the fact that he cheated. Apparently he snogged her at a party that I didn't go to. God I'm starting to blub right here. So I just turned it into an eye rub and yawn.

"You tired Kittykat?"

"Mm just a bit."

"Ok I'll take the short way back then."

Libbs and Ryan were having a blast in the back seat. Laughing and what not. I decided not to listen in though. I felt a bit a miz over the whole night.

I don't know why though. Because I am the girlfriend of a SEX GOD. BOOYA.

Home

Libbs and I are just staring at the front door. It seems that our telepathical whatsits are intact and that neither of us WANT to go out. I don't know about Libbs but its not because its raining.

"Come on My Little Kittys! Have Some Fun!" said Dave, who then jumped out of the car and started dancing in the rain.

Hes such a loon.

...

"Oh stuff it" And I got out.

2 Minutes Later

Libbs and Ryan joined us. Mad dancing in the rain. Actually now I'm feeling cold if anything. At least now I have my over the shoulder boulder holder on and wont have any nip nip incidents like I did when I first went to Robbie's house when I was 15.

5 Minutes Later

Dave is a cool dancer. Especially at the twist.

Now he's singing some crap songs from 1800 or sometime like that.

3 Seconds Later

Of course. Mr and Mrs Next Door came out to bother our dancing. Instead, they are just staring at us. We aren't maniacs. But obviously that is the impression that I guess they would get from our mad dancing in the rain. And mad twists.

"Hey" I spoke up "Are those new poodles? I don't remember them"

"Yeah" Libbs answered "Those ones are Miffy and Mitten. The other ones ran away"

"Probably scared of Gordy"

"Probably"

Kehe. GORDY STRIKES AGAIN. He would've made his father proud.

4 Seconds Later

Libbs ducked for cover at our door with Ryan but Dave and I are too busy doing the twist to care.

Now they want my keys. TOO BAD. That's what I say.

Now they are shouting crazy stuff at us. They have clearly cracked.

"I'M GETTING A TATOO ON MY BUTT"

"I'M GONNA SHAVE MY HEAD!"

"I'VE SNOGGED PAMALA ANDERSON!"

"I LIKE BIG BUTTS"

"I'M MOVING TO JAPAN TOMORROW"

"NATE IS HOTT!"

"OGGA BOOGER GOO!"

"M&M"S ARE SEXY!"

"WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A STRIPPER!"

"I AM A LESBIAN!"

Seriously how many more things can they think of. Nothing is going to make them stop me from dancing. Ohh Now Dave and I are doing crazy tango.

Then all of a sudden. We heard Libbs say something.

"SEX!!"

We stopped dancing. We just looked at her.

She ruined our fun.

"Ha. That got your attention"

Sorry guys it took so long to upload. But its All Gabbys fault. Yes. It is. Trust me. She only sent me her chapter today. And I had to change all my stuff around. Tut tut. Anyways hope you enjoy it.

Elles. Xx

davengee foreva mate