Haha I want to say thanks for all the reviews especially to qwertyuiop098for commenting on every chapter as well as for appreciating BOOYA. You shall see more of it in this chapter. And also to GeeNicolsonxDtheL.Yes I too hate Robbie. But it will prove important at a later date (; Enjoy everyone

DavenGee foreva mate xx

June 22nd

9 am in the morning

"a.. aaa.. AAAACHOOOO." Libbs woke me up with her loud sneeze. When I woke up I just realised that I had fallen asleep on Libs' bed. I must have dozed off while we were talking last night. Uh oh. "AHHHHH ACHOO" Oh My Giddy God Pants. I have a cold. Oh no! I was planning to have a party. God.

"Libbs?"

"What?"

"Milky Pops?"

Ha-ha. Libbs can't resist milky pops. Ever since we were kids we would have them every time we were sick or upset. Not to mention the fact that they are deliciously delectable.

9 30am

Sitting in bed with our Milky Pops

Libbs and I ate our Milky pops and we went downstairs and sat on the couch with our blankets, tissue boxes, Jammy Dodgers, tea and watched crap shows on TV.

11 am

The Mentally Unstable Parental Loons just came home now. Groaning and moaning about. It's their fault they have hangovers. They completely ignorez-voused me! Me! Whom they haven't seen in yonks! Well fine. Begin number 3 on the humpty dumpty scale.

Libbs seemed to notice because she said

"Um Hello? Mutti? Vati? Your eldest daughter returned from France yesterday and is sitting right here on the couch next to me and you haven't even noticed her here!"

They groaned. "Shut up Libby. Don't shout"

Well that's nice isn't it?

Libbs gave up. I would too. Some people just cannot be told can they?

12 pm

Starting to doze off on the couch. But I don't think Ill ever be able to sleep over the sound of Mutti and Vati's snoring- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

One Week Later

Libbs and I just over our colds

Mutti and Vati about to announce something. God please shock me.

31st June

1 pm

"Georgia? Libby? We have something to tell you" Mutti said.

"Shock me" Libbs said

Vati cut in "Don't be so bloody cheeky."

Well that's nice?

"Anyway Bob don't excite yourself you don't want to end up in casualty like last time. Anyway girls. Your father and I are going to go on a European Cruise-!"

Well they officially shocked me.

"Yes it goes all over to France and Italy and Malta and all those exciting places!" She was jiggling too much for my liking.

"Yes girls now Georgia will be here to look after you Libby over the holidays and the first 3 weeks of school. We will be away for 8 weeks." Vati said. I'm not particularly excited for them. Actually, while they are telling me of their plans for the next 8 weeks I've been wondering why Vati isn't wearing his lederhosen. It's a bit out of the ordinary.

"So Mutti when are you actually leaving?"

"In 3 hours."

"3 HOURS? YOU ONLY PLANNED TO TELL US NOW?"

"Well we haven't been well Libby you know that!"

"YOU haven't been well? What your hangovers? I'm surprised that you even noticed that Gee and I had a cold. I'm actually surprised that you even noticed that Gee had arrived!"

"Don't talk to your mother like that Liberty!"

Libby put her pouting face on that she does when she's mad and crossed her arms. I don't think that she notices that she does that.

"Ok we are off to pack now. I'll see you later"

4 pm

"Ok Libby, Georgia? We are leaving now! I thought about leaving some money but you have enough don't you Georgia? Bye now! Have fun while we're gone! See you in 8 weeks! Bye home! Bye Gordy!"

3 Minutes later

After Mutti finally said goodbye to everything in the house including the kitchen sink (No I'm not kidding) she and Vati finally left. FREEDOM! And also abandonment. Oh well. Now they are gone and I can throw my party!

10 Minutes later

The usual gang can all make it tonight! BOOYA! So that's…

Jas and Tom, Rosie and Sven, Jools and Rollo, Ellen and apparently her new boyfriend, Dave and Declan. Mabs and Edward are in Australia at the moment. Mabs works there and Edward is a domestic pilot there. But still I'm so excited for everyone to come over.

Libbs has gone out to meet her group. What does she call them? Randomz or something like that. Ace Gang is a better name if you ask me. Now I have to prepare.

5 pm

So, if I can speed up the process of face mask then I can move straight onto bath and washing my hair. Then I will have to quickly put on an outfit that reeks of sophisticosity and then make up and hair. In a matter of… TWO HOURS? OH MY GIDDY GOD PANTS I'LL NEVER BE READY!

5:15

Bath, washing my hair and face mask all at the same time

This is pathetic! I will never be ready in time. I have to speed up every process. Now I've had the pack on for 15 minutes. That should be ok. Now take off the face mask. Yes that's right and now rinses hair. YEOUCH. Oh my Lord Sandra! I rinsed my hair but the bath water had some face pack in it! Urgh! Now I have face pack stuck in my hair! Eww!

2 Minutes later

I drained out the water and refilled. Now for the rinsing! Rinse, rinse, rinse.

5 Minutes later

Ok now what to wear. Dark blue denim skinny leg jeans? Yes that's it with… purple short sleeve tee. Ok now with a denim vest and my favourite purple high heels with the pretty bow and I'm done. WOAH. That is the quickest I have ever gotten dressed. What has come over me? I'm feeling feverish. No that's just because I'm so EXCITED.

10 Minutes later

Hair is looking… ok? Straight but its dead straight. BORR-RING. Nope. Whack the curlers in for volumosity as Jas would say.

5 Minutes later

Just took out the rollers. God they hurt! This is really hurting my head. I am never using them again. I think I might use the straightener to curl. Ah that's better.

5:40 pm

Inviting Libbs' mates. They might want to come I don't know.

"Hello?"

"Gabz?"

"Yes who's speaking?"

"Oh hi its Georgia here!"

"Oh hi how are you?"

"I'm good thanks; I wanted to ask you if you're free to come to my place at 7 tonight? I have a party. I promise snacks and Sven"

"Um sure. Ok I'll be there."

"Can you ask Libbs to call the rest of her gang and invite them too?"

"Ok I'll tell her. Thanks Gee see you soon bye!"

"Bye Gabz see you soon."

Right that's sorted. Now for thy trusty make-up.

6pm

I want to go for the Just-tumbled-out-of-bed-look so I think I'll go with:

Foundation, mascara, eyeliner, hint of bronzer, concealer on that one spot on my cheek and I think that's about it. Oh wait lip gloss and eye shadow.

Ok you call that trusty? I am shaking so much from excitement that I stabbed my eye with a mascara brush. Oh this is hopeless it makes my eyes look like they are busting out of my head! Its either because of the mascara or the stabbing my eye with the brush I don't know. Possibly option number two but still. Oh! What's this? Libbs must've bought new mascara! It has two ends. Black and White. Nice!

Oh yes that reeks of sophisticosity. There. All done. Wow. That's amazing. Its only 6pm now! I have one hour to get the house ready.

6:30pm

Moved anything (the rents will go crazy if it is broken) out of Sven's way. I cleared the couch to the side and I blocked off some rooms using cupboards. I don't want any funny business. Nudge nudge wink wink if you know what I mean.

3 Minutes later

URGH! Stop it you! Gosh you think so dirty! Not THAT sort of thing. I just don't want Sven getting in different rooms and causing havoc. Jeez.

7pm

It's PARTAY time

Dave and Declan arrived first followed by Libbs and her group. Jas and Tom came along with Rosie and Sven. Rosie and Sven dressed… how can one put this? … In the nicest way possible… unusually. Ro-Ro and Sven wore matching flares with flashing lights on the seams. Hm. But it was great to see them. I could tell that Sven missed me. He picked me up swung me around and kissed me on both cheeks. But I can see that he can speak better English now. At least he makes some sort of sense. Not like when I last saw him. Everyone is so glad to see me! Dave gave me a real boy-mate-hug and so did Tom. Jas squeezed me until I popped. "Oh Gee! I've missed you so much!" I managed to say "Jas? You're squeezing me!"

"Oh sorry Gee!" she released her grip. "How are you?" "I'm fine. Considering"

There's something missing.

OH

MY

GOD!

"JAS! WHERES YOUR FRINGE?"

"Ha-ha I thought you wouldn't notice. I grew it long and I pulled it back."

"But! But!"

Dave cut in "Georgia this is no time to be talking about my great looking arse"

I gave him a look which I would like to think meant that I was not impressed. Instead he grinned the biggest, cheekiest, most crooked smile ever. It gave me the horn actually.

"Jazzy! You have to cut it and let it go back to a short fringe!"

"But you always said that I shouldn't have one!"

"But you don't look like Jas anymore! You look weird..."

"Oh thanks. Hand me the scissors"

Jas cut her fringe short again and instantly started flicking it and everything.

I walked around to catch up to fellow people. I went over to talk to Ellen and her new boyfriend.

Gary his name is. He is really good looking. Tall, thin, brown hair, but he has ordinary eyes brown eyes. Tanned skin and has a really nice smile. Ellen had her arm around his back and his around her shoulder. Very cute. I looked around. Declan was watching Ellen from the other side of the room with Rollo and Dave.

"Hi Ellen!" we hugged and chatted a while. She introduced me to Gary her new boyfriend.

"Gee I want you to meet Gary. He's from York and went to Oxford!"

We shook hands

"Nice to meet you Georgia." He is intelligent enough. I guess. But he lacks something. I don't know quite what yet though.

8pm

Rollo and Jools were in another corner talking and getting punch. I went over. "Jools!" "GEE!" and Jools squished me in the tightest hug known to humanity. She could give Jas a run for her money. "Ohmigosh Georgia! I missed you so much! How's France? How's Robbie? Are you staying in his apartment? So your really serious then aren't you?" Jeez she talks so fast. It took me a moment to take it all in and make some sort of sense of it all. "Ok in a nutshell:

I've missed you so much too. France is good. It's very… French. Robbie is good. I haven't seen him in about 2 weeks. He's on a tour of Ireland. But he won't be here for the wedding which is sad but still. I'll get to see him when I return after the wedding. Yes I am staying in his apartment and yes we have been serious for about a year now." "Blimey" She looked stunned. "What?"

"I never thought you Georgia could be in a serious relationship lasting more than 1 month."

"Thanks Jools give me a lot of credibility; but yes we are serious."

"So you aren't going to stick around after the wedding?"

"No sorry I can't take much more time off work. But it is chaos in France. But I like it."

"Take a look over there" Jools looked over and nodded in Dec's direction. "He can't take his eyes off her." Jools looked worried. "He still likes her Gee. I just don't get why they broke up." "I don't know either. But Ellen seems to be uneasy at the fact that he's here. I might have a talk to her." "Goodie. Talk to you later Gee." And she went on snogging Rollo.

8:45

It's good to see everyone enjoying themselves. Dave is surprisingly taking a back seat instead of dancing with Sven like he usually does. Hm. Things have changed I guess. Everyone all together look so grown up its scary.

3 Minutes later

Ahh yes Dave cannot resist temptation. He's doing mad ad-hoc dancing with Sven.

10 pm

Everyone is dancing now. I put on some songs from the Stiff Dylans.

Dave is and will always be a cool dancer. The twist is the funniest thing I have ever seen! I just looked around to see what was happening, who was dancing with who. I refilled the punch and some more chip packets were opened. I caught Ellen's eye. She was staring at me. Why? Ohmigosh I hope I don't have something on my face! But then I sensed that she was looking behind me. I turned around and Declan was there looking straight back. Gary went to get Ellen a drink but that didn't stop Ellen waiting for him to come back. She raced upstairs. I slowly danced my way over to the staircase. I don't want to bring any attention to Ellen's sudden disappearance. Declan was thinking the same thing as he walked up the stairs slowly. I went up behind Dec and hid in the bathroom. I listened.

"Ellen? Who's this Gary guy? Do you like him?"

Ellen was silent. "Ellen you can't keep ignoring me! I'm not going to just disappear! I still love you! You can't run away from me anymore!" Ohmigosh!!

"Dec. I – um – don't know what to – uh - do – um or something?" and Declan snogged her. Full-frontal. FRONTAL KNUTSCHEN! God! I think they reached number 5 or 6 when I came out of the bathroom quietly and started walking down the stairs. That's when I saw Gary starting to go upstairs. I couldn't let him walk in on Ellen and Dec. It would ruin the whole night. And I don't think Ellen would appreciate me letting him walk straight upstairs if I could've stopped him.

"HI GARY!"

"Um hi Georgia is Ellen up there?"

"She's in the BATHROOM!"

I put emphasis on the last word to get Dec and Ellen's attention.

"ok… Why are you shouting?"

"uh…" Think of something normal! Please oh our Lord Sandra!

"I LOVE THIS SONG LETS DANCE!" Oh god.

And I dragged him down the stairs. I looked back to see Ellen run off into the bathroom crying. I'll have to send Jas up.

"Hold on Gary I need to tell Jas something stay here"

"ok?"

I raced over to Jas.

"Jas – puff - quick. Ellen – puff – Bathroom - puff - Crying. NOW"

She did the Klingon Salute and went upstairs. She can be such a good pally when she wants to be.

10 Minutes later

Jas came downstairs with Ellen with a tiny bit of mousey eye but it looks as if Jas has tried to use makeup to fix that. I told Gary that she was back but Dec ran up to her first and said something. I couldn't hear it. Jas looked shocked though and said something to Dec and he walked outside. Gary looked a bit suspicious mind (thank ya well thank ya very much). I hope he isn't a mind-reading whatsit! He might be able to read my mind and know about Ellen and Dec! So I took him straight over and said "Gosh Ellen you took forever in the bathroom." And ran off. I don't know why I ran off I just felt like it. I went outside where Jas was consoling Dec.

3 Minutes later

Ohmigosh! Declan has mousey eyes! Poor thing he's been crying. I sat next to him and Jas was there saying that he can't be snogging her at every chance he gets.

"Dec, she's in another relationship now! You can't go snogging her all the time!"

"Jas, you don't understand! What am I supposed to do? She's getting quite serious with this Gary and I don't want her to! I love her Jas! What else can I do?" He sat on the bench beside the tree out the front of the garden, put his arms crossed on his legs and buried his head in his hands.

God this was depressing. I gave Dec a hug. And said I'd get Tom. He's good at advicey talk.

8 Minutes later

I walked back in and ran straight into Dave. There's something about him that just reeks of naughtiness even though he has such a young face. I stood out of his way. And he looked oddly at me and then took my arm and dragged me out to the back garden. "Dave what are you doing I have to get Tom to go outsi-" and that's when he pushed me against the wall and kissed me ever so gently on the lips. Jelloid city! He looked in my eyes but I had to stop him. I can't let myself stick my big, red bottom in everyone's faces. He was just about to snog me properly when I pushed him off. "Dave no!" I didn't even look at him I just went straight inside and left him there.

2 Minutes later

Found Tom and told him to go out. Jas came back in though with Dec and looked at me. Oh god. Does she know? Wait! How can she know? She wasn't there.

3 Seconds later

Maybe she saw Dave take my arm and lead me inside the house… Oh god I'm in trouble.

10: 30pm

Still dancing.

5 Minutes later

Ah yes. The Viking Bison Disco Inferno has been passed down to the next generation. Libbs and her group have learnt it and are performing it. They aren't as good as us though!

We shall show them how it's done. Sven put on the appropriate music. I.e. Jingle Bells and we rocked out. Ellen still can't kick the right way. Unfortunately for me I might have a bruise on my leg tomorrow. But it was so fun. Everyone clapped and we bowed and cried "THANK YOU EASTBOURNE!"

11pm

I finally made my way over to Rosie to talk to her and Sven. Well Rosie anyway. I'm not sure how much conversation you can make with a crazy person from Svenland. But oh well.

"RO-RO!" She gave me a normal hug thank god. "But then when she released her hug she had the beard on. IMPOSSIBULL! And I do mean bull. How did she get that on? Oh no she's brought out the pipe.

"Ace gang meeting, 11am, Luigi's, tomorrow. Be there or be square. We must talk." Then she sucked on her pipe and said "Cheerio!" and jumped on Sven's back who raced out into the distance.

15 minutes later

Everyone started leaving now.

Jas said she could come to Luigi's tomorrow but had to be quick.

Jools didn't say goodbye she was too busy snogging Rollo's face off. As per usual.

Dec left a not happy chappie. I gave him a hug and said "I'll talk to Ellen." At least he smiled to that.

Ellen and Gary came by next saying good-bye "Ill talk to you tomorrow Ellen, Luigi's at 11."

Everyone had said goodbye except for Dave. He sat on the couch and Libbs was out the front with her mates talking about guys. So superficial.

I sat next to Dave and said. "What's happening? Everyone's gone." "Gee I'm sorry about before. I didn't mean to upset you." "Yes well you should've thought about that. You know I have a boyfriend and then you snog me!" The thing I didn't tell him is that I wished that I let him snog me the second time…

3 Minutes later

Dave left and Libbs came in looking exhausted.

"Ok Gee. I'm hitting the sack. Night."

"Night Libs"