I would like to confirm with all my readers that I know the movie scene was a bit of a disappointment. I was going to make it a bit more in detail but I couldn't think of much else to write. I only wrote what happened in actual fact to my group (the Randomz) when we went to watch Gee Nics movie. And I know they aren't in Eastbourne. I'm only recounting. Don't shoot the messenger. Im just retelling the facts. I really wanna thank everyone for their reviews. I LOVE EM. And this Chapter is dedicated to Maddie or Mads. Or Maddikins. Or Maddiespace. Or Madzy. WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL HER. This is for her. We have been besties since Kindy. 9 Years. That's along time…
Elles. Lots of non-lezzie love. (: 3 Gee n Dave foreva mate!
And to reply to that review about Robbie cheating… you will have to wait and see for the answer. Gabs would kill me if I told everyone my plans now. But he will prove very important for the weeks to come. Oh and also, I know I cannot match up to many peoples outtakes on Georgia Nicolson's language but Id like to think that this is a more mature Georgia so she doesn't go off in dream worlds all the time.
I know these last few chapters have been a bit miz but... I promise lots of funny episodes later. Right now, Gee is in a bit of a love crisis. (as per usual)
July 3rd
My Bed
9am
With Gordy as a Head warmer
Did Angus make a book on how to annoy your owners? Did he pass it down through to the next generation? (i.e. GORDY?) For example
'Tip one: If you really want to annoy your owners, sit on their head and stay there.
Tip two: Jump at them when they are doing something that involves a sturdy hand (aka the messing up my makeup fandango)
TOP TIP: CLAW AT THEIR FEET WHEN THEY SLEEP IT ALWAYS GETS THEM ANGRY!!'
I hate Gordy and his cross-eyed ways. I could really kill him. Oh. Did I tell you what happened after the movies finished? No prob not.
Righto heres what happened. Dave was a laugh again. When he was driving us back he was talking normally to me. But then afterwards when we were getting out of the car, Dave seemed a bit awkward on how to say bye to me. He leaned in for what looked like a snog but then I moved my head and made it into a cheek snog whatsit. He looked a bit miz. But I think he understands about the other day the swing incident. I am going to start operation DNSDAAC or Do Not Snog Dave at All Costs today. And that is final.
15 Minutes later
Jas rang
"Gee?"
"Ja?"
"Why are you talking like a German?"
"Im getting in touch with my inner Herr Kamyer"
"Eww please don't" She has a point.
"Anyway Jas what did you want to say?"
"Oh yes well Tom has gone out today with his group of mates including DAVE and I was wondering whether you would like to join me and our gang to raid bridal shops for a decent wedding dress?"
"Why did you emphasize DAVE like that?"
"Like what?"
"Like that!"
"What?"
Oh my Lord Sandra I could and would shoot her.
"Jas?"
"Yes?"
"Shut up"
I heard her sucking on her pen. It's tres annoying. I don't know why she does it.
Anyway the nub and gist of the conversation is that I am meeting the gang to go to some bridal dress stores to find a dress for Jas at 11am.
9:40a.m
Libbs is up.
"Libbs? What's been happening with you? I haven't really been able to speak to you about your mates or anything. It's only fair. I told you my INNER SECRETS (oh-er) the other night. So SPILL!"
"Crunch-crunch" oh of course. She's eating corn flakes.
"Any time now Libbs."
Finally she swallowed and spoke.
"Nothing."
"What?"
"Nothing!"
Am I talking to Jas?
"You mean to tell me that nothing has happened in the last week that I don't know about with your group?"
"Oh. Well we did scare a bunch of pervs at the park and left Elle and Shazz as bait and they… blahhh di baaaa bllllaaahhhhh"
Ha-ha sorry that actually wasn't her real words I lost interest in it 3 seconds in.
Then once I thought she had finished – I wasn't listening you see – she started snorting and laughing in her heggy-ho sort of way. I was just looking at her. She has a normal cute small nose. Like Dave.
3 Minutes later
Darn it I thought about Dave again.
30 Minutes later
Got dressed and ready even though I'm not going to meet up with the gang for another hour.
20 Minutes later
Reached the park and just hanging around the swings.
2 Seconds later
Swings are swinging, birds are... birding... queens are queening...
1 Second later
Voles are voleing.
4 Minutes later
Made a start to Church Hill Square where I'm meeting the gang.
10 Minutes later
Ahh there everyone is. Jas is flicking her fringe like the fringey idiot that she so sadly is.
"Gee!"
Rosie came bounding over kissing me on both cheeks and saying in a gay Italian accent "MWA MWA"
"Urgh gerrof you lezzie"
Rosie looked offended but then stuck her tongue out and dragged me over to the rest of the gang.
"Ok where should we check first?" I asked.
"Gee. There is only one bridal shop here."
Oh oopsy.
"Right well. FORWARD MARCH!"
And we bounded for the shops shop.
1 Hour later
Hahahahahahahaahaahaha. Oh that was fun. We went into the only bridal dress shop in town and Rosie kept pretending that she was an Italian fashion art-TIST. She kept saying "OHH DARLING! YOU MUST TRY THIS ONE ON!" and would chuck all these dresses at Jas. After the first minute of Rosie throwing dresses, Jas was lost in a pile of clothing. We were laughing our heads off as Jas was shouting out saying "STOP IT MY FRINGE IS MESSED UP AND I CANT SEE!"
Oh it was hilarious. After the initial laughing we dug her out and gave her a packet of midget jems and then she picked out a dress that she went and tried on.
1 Second later
Jas came running out of the change room screaming. "AHHHHHH!! ROSIE YOU IDIOT I TOLD YOU NO!"
We all looked at Rosie and she immediately and she had a fish face on. We all turned our heads back to the change rooms and Jas with her fringe all over her face and we saw Sven coming out, dressed in the same gown that Jas was going to try on. Let us not forget he is Svenish. And from Lapland. I would describe what he looked like but I fear that I could scar myself forever. I'd rather not. Rosie was stunned. And as the nutter that she is went over to him and snogged him within an inch of his life. He was eating at the time.
"I'm NOT wearing THAT!"
2 Hours later
And 200 dresses later
We sat on the couches outside the dressing rooms as we waited for Rosie and Jas to finish changing. Yes Rosie was trying on dresses. Rosie came out for the final time and we applauded (again) then Jas came out in the most beautiful dress, her fringe wasn't fringey and she looked really… nice. We all must have looked like goldfishes because in an instant she had a smile on her face and said
"Is this it then?"
We couldn't speak. Instead we all nodded like nodding things in noddingville. We were agog as two agog things.
Jools actually got a bit weepy.
"Jas? That's the dress."
We all nodded again.
Rosie even stopped snogging Sven to look.
"Bloody Hell."
And we all did mad rushes of the Viking Bison Horn Disco Inferno or the VBHDI for short.
And that's when Ellen fell over after she kicked to the wrong side and ended up doing mad jumping trying to balance herself and then bumped into me who went off balance and bumped into Rosie who jumped on Jools who knocked over Sven who trampled Jas. And then everyone did like human dominos.
Im sorry its such a short chapter but I really am busy. I have been studying for exams and every afternoon this week I have been working on an assignment. I know im a bit of a nerd but I cant help it. Now. I have handed in the nerding assignment so I will be able to write a longer chapter son enough. But I may warn you that I have exams all next week. So I wont be writing at all. SCHOOL DANCE ON FRIDAY! So excitable.
Enjoy. More Gee and Dave later
Xxxxxx
elles
I hate studying ):