Hi Guys. Exams went soooo slowly. O my fish I was so glad when they were over. Shazzah and I were doing celebratory dancing in homeroom. Twas hilarious. Anywhoo I hope you enjoyed the last chapter. Im sorry for making you guys wait. But I got a lot of time to write brcause I was sick with the flu all week so I got to stay home from Tuesday to Friday! Anyways here is the chapter where Robbie is finally mentioned (not that we wanted him to) but anyway here he is. I hope you enjoy this cause it took me like forever to write. Dance was the other night. SO Funny. Hilarious. I didn't get asked to dance. ): But I got asked a couple of times last year. Which makes up for it. Maybe cause I was dancing with my group and 3 guys. (; Buh I don't care it was fun and we got to do our electric feel dances! And our gee nics dance. Viking Bison Horn Dance made an appearance (minus the horns).
(: Im so proud. And my mate Mads is probably the best dance choreographer and she made up a heap of dances. I think they might make an appearance at one of the stories parties. So lookout. I was VERY upset to see that Libbs side of the story, AKA THE MAIN STORY wasn't getting as many reviews. I know I'm the best but at least make Gabs feel better. And to answer some of your questions in reviews, Yes Libby's side of the story is continuing. We have already figured out story lines for the Sequel to the Sequel. I know a bit far off but still at least we aren't planning on quitting any time soon.
PS. This chapter is dedicated to Len. May there not be anymore window shopping fandangos EVER again. (;
Rightio enjoy this chappy. (: hopefully
gee and dave forever mate
11th July
10am
Same Bat Time
Same Bat Place
Same Bat Cat on my head
Urgh. Is it too early to get out of bed?
1 Second Later
Yes.
3 Seconds later
Why is there a cat on my head? He can't find it comfortable can he?
1 Second Later
No. He can't possibly.
2 Seconds later
He's purring.
3 Seconds later
I thought that since I told you about the history of Dave and My relationship then I would share with you what happened with Masimo and me after he went off in his Huff mobile all those years ago. Well this is what happened.
After I screamed STOP IN THE NAME OF PANTS, which I thought was absolutely HILARIOUS and Masimo huffed off, I chased after him but he had already gotten onto his motor scooter. Dave was walking up to me but instead I turned around and chased after Masimo even though I had no chance of catching up. I saw the park and Mark Big Gob, probably snogging some tiny idiot girl. But as I caught up. I realised that it wasn't some tiny girl.
1 Second later
It was Masimo. After the initial shock and realisation of what I was seeing I cracked up laughing and said "So Masimo. Where's your handbag?"
He was furious.
So was Mark Big Gob. But then I saw that Masimo actually did have a handbag. I think it was designer. Gucci.
"Mark seriously, I know you have no chance with girls liking you but to stoop so low as to snogging a guy? I wonder what the Foxwood guys would think…"
Mark Big Gob came out of the shadows. He was furious. But… He had lip-gloss all over his face. MASIMO WEARS LIPGLOSS. Oh the hilariosity of it all.
I told Masimo he was dumped and he should break the news to Wet Lindsay because she was in love with a homosexualist. But instead Mark came up to me and grabbed my arm.
"If you tell anyone… I promise you your life will be HELL"
Then someone said "I wouldn't say that if I were you Mark. Kittykat here has me to protect her."
Yes my knight in shining armour was Dave. He saw Mark and Masimo and instantly cracked up and raised his eyebrows at me as if to say "I told you so" but I was laughing too much to say anything back.
And obviously that was just before Dave and I got togeth-
"Up you get sleepy head. We have so much to do!" Libbs is up.
"Mumumiufifhuhudhuihdiskjn"
"Im sorry?"
"I said I don't want to get out of bed."
"Well too bad Gee, time to get UP! UP UP UP."
"Nope."
No one can get me out of bed. No one Nope nopity nope nope.
4 Minutes later
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Obviously I was now up.
"LIBBY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
I can't believe it! I CANT believe it. You know what Libby just did? DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE JUST DID? Wait probably not since I haven't bothered to tell you but that is beside the point that I have to tell you and you haven't BOTHERED to guess yet. Wait what was I saying? Oh yes, the spawn of the devil just put ice down my back. DOWN MY BACK!
10 Minutes later
Sitting on Libby
"Gee? Can I tell you something?"
"Hm I guess."
She tried desperately to get close to my ear to whisper in it but because I was sitting on her she found it incredibly difficult. And then she said,
"GET OFF ME YOU BLOODY IDIOT" She screamed in my ear.
Cheers Libbs when I'm rich and famous you are getting NO money from me. Nu-uh.
2 Seconds later
Off Libbs
Getting Brekkie
I am severely injured from that and its only 10 15 in the morning. How eventful.
"Gee?"
"Humph?"
"I'm sorry."
I must've looked at her oddly because she said
"I know you miss Robbie and I shouldn't have put the ice down your back and shouted at you but I'm bored. And you're getting a bit boring. No offence, but you seem to be really down a lot lately."
Humph. What do I tell her? That Robbie hasn't been answering my calls or what?
3 Seconds later
"Libbs, I haven't spoken to Robbie since before I left France. He isn't answering any of my calls and I have no idea why he isn't returning them either."
I didn't look at her I just stuffed my mouth with biscuits and jam. Sadly they aren't Jammy D's. I have to go buy some more of those… yum.
5 Seconds later
Libbs looked as if she was actually in a state of confusiosity. Scary actually. She looks like Mutti when she thinks. And that's not a compliment.
2 Seconds later
Then Libbs said something almost human.
"Gee, I know that you miss him. But it is extremely odd that he isn't answering the phonio. I'm guessing that he is vair busy with the tour that he probably has no time to call. I wouldn't worry Gee. Chillax."
She went on munching on her cereal.
10 Minutes later
Is she right though? I mean. It's been weeks now. And not even one phone call. Not ONE! Wouldn't he have at least one minute to phone? While I was just contemplating, the phone rang. Omigosh! What if it's Robbie? I ran over to the phone…
2 Seconds later
"Hello? Loony Bin Council here, sitting on little sisters head, Georgia speaking?"
"GEE GEE!" It wasn't Robbie. It was Rosie.
"You don't need to shout Rosie I'm right here."
"Boy, someone's miz about something. Go on. Tell the Viking Bride! No Wait! Let me get the beard."
And before I could say anything I heard shuffling and then Sven took over the phone and started yodelling.
"HI BITCH!" I don't know whether to take offence or not.
"YOU ARE MY BITCH. SNOGGING JA? JA JA JA JA JA. COME AND LET US DRINK MEED AND FISH!"
"Hi Sven." Tres coolio don't you think?
"Ja Oh Ja"
He hung up the phone. Great.
3 Seconds later
Phone rang. Guess it must be Ro-Ro again.
"GEE GEE! Sorry about that Sven got a little excited."
"Can I talk now Rosie? Do you have the beard?"
"Yes. I am stroking the beard. You may speak."
And for some reason I blurted everything out.
About Robbie and him not calling. About Dave and our secret snogs since I've come back from France and the conversations I've had with him.
"Blimey"
"Yes Rosie don't become Jas"
She made a melodramatic OH!
"I wouldn't dare become a vole. Tom might fancy me." She sounded slightly happy.
Urgh I can hear slurping noises. Rosie and Sven are snogging again.
"Yes right. Well Ro-Ro, thanks for your time and I will see you soon."
"Fare thee well. FORESOOK THE LACK OF DAY AND LET THERE BE PANTS."
What is she talking about?
"O..k.. Cheerio ol' chap."
"PIP PIP"
Hung Up.
Sometimes I question her sanity.
12pm
Libbs went "out." I don't want to imagine. She went off to the Clock Tower to meet with her gang. I think she was going shopping. When I was 14 I didn't have any money to spend at shopping.
10 Minutes later
There was a knock at the door. Couldn't be Libbs already? She only left. Maybe she forgot something.
10 Seconds later
Dave was there standing at the door.
He looked really nervous.
I made probably the biggest fish face ever because he smiled his crooked half smile and said
"Hi Gee."
"Um. Hi Dave."
"Can I come in?"
"Uhhh... Yea sure, you can come in, if you want to, because you don't have to come in if you don't want to or um yes?"
He chuckled. "Ok Ellen"
He walked in and pulled me around so that I was facing him. He closed the door behind me and said "Gee I can't keep this in, I never, EVER cheated on you when we were going out. Trust me when I say this that I love you and I wouldn't do anything to hurt you. Ever. EVER. Do you understand that?"
1 Second Later
He's staring at me. I just want to snog him right now Ohmigosh. I couldn't trust myself to say anything. It always turned out oddly in the past so I just nodded. He's telling the truth.
3 Seconds later
The whole realisation of what the basis on Robbie and my relationship has been over just appeared to me. Would I have reached number 10 with Robbie if I had known? (Shuddup I know I didn't mention it) He only got me to be with him because he got Dave out of the way. If Robbie didn't tell me that Dave had cheated on me – which he didn't – what would it have been like? Would I still be going out with Dave? Would Dave have proposed to me?
2 Seconds later
Would I have said yes?
1 Second later
I think I would have said yes.
1 Second later
I forgot that Dave was still looking at me. All of a sudden my eyes filled with tears and I just snogged him within an inch of his life. It was really sweet, just a number 4.
10 Seconds later
Scrap that it's a number 5.
1 Second later
My arms are around his neck and his arms are tightly wrapped around my waist. He's so warm. I can't help but blub.
20 Minutes later
And 20 Minutes more of snogging
The title says it all doesn't it? Dave picked me up and carried me up the stairs to my room where bed snogging occurred.
2
Hours later
Number 8. With Dave. Ohmigosh. It wasn't Mark Big Gob sticking his hand down my shirt. It wasn't pervy at all. It was… nice. Not at all pervy. I said that already? I'm so giddy I can't even think.
1 Second later
I need to breathe but I don't want to break from Dave.
30 Seconds later
Ok I REALLY need to breathe now I think Dave is having the same problem.
2 Seconds later
Finally tore myself away from Dave and flopped onto my bed.
2 Minutes later
I have my head on Dave's chest and I think he is falling asleep because his heartbeat is starting to slow. He can't sleep now though. Libbs should be coming home soon. Shouldn't he be getting back to… RACHEL!?
1 Second later
I shot out of bed and Dave came out of his daze "What? Who? When? How? It wasn't me I promise."
He's so adorable when he's worried.
I'm just pacing around my room with my hand over my mouth. Is Dave still with Rachel? I mean I saw that she ran out of the cinema and from what Rosie said but it doesn't mean that it's true! And that's beside the point that I, Georgia Nicolson, am the girlfriend of a Sex God, Robbie.
3 Seconds later
A lying Sex God…
20 Seconds later
Still pacing. Dave is trying to calm me down.
"Gee its ok I'm sorry I shouldn't have come here."
"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no"
I can't believe it I CAN'T believe it.
3 Seconds later
Blubbing.
5 Seconds later
"Robbie-Dave-cheating-lying-bananas."
Dave looked oddly at me but is trying to calm me down.
1 Second later
Bananas?
2 Seconds later
Oh great. I'm hysterical and I'm talking about bananas. What else could go wrong?
10 Seconds later
CRAPIZOID. 'Scuse the French. I just hit my toe on the dresser. Dave is trying to calm me down and not laugh at the same time. I could soooo hit him right now but I don't want to hurt him. Omygod omygod omygod omygod omygod omygod omygod omygod.
1 Hour later
Finally calmed down. Dave's got his arm around me but I can tell he's trying to be more of a friend than a boyfriend.
2 Minutes later
Why should he be more than a friend? He, Dave the Laugh, is NOT my boyfriend. I have Robbie, thy Sex God on legs. I asked Dave to leave. He gave me a small hug and whispered "Bye Kittykat" in my ear and left.
1 Second later
I really have to stop snogging Dave the Laugh.
4 Minutes later
Libbs arrived home. I fixed my running make up and mousey eyes so it doesn't look like I've been crying. I decided to try calling Robbie again.
10 Minutes later
Still no answer. I called and probably left a bajillion messages but still no reply. What's up with him?
I went and sat on the couch with Libbs who is eating Jammy D's and Midget Jems watching some old movie on TV.
2 Minutes later
"Gee you really need to stop snogging Dave."
WHAT? HOW DID SHE KNOW?
"Um Libbs? Uh. How did you-um- know?"
She looked at me puzzled. Crap she didn't know about today. She was talking in general. Wait in general!?? Did I just call myself a tart?
"Gee do you have something you wish to tell me?"
And off to blubber central. And not Whale Central. I don't have blubber. Well not much. But I have got Mutti's curves and Vati's gigantibus nose which I haven't forgiven them for yet. I didn't even get a mobile until I was old enough to buy it myself. AKA NEVER. I lie. I got it when I was 18. Hold the phone what was I saying? AHH yes…
I told Libbs everything. About Dave, not cheating, Robbie lying, No:10, Bed Snogging, Bananas. The list goes on.
20 Minutes later
Libbs looks almost angry.
"Libbs? Don't get angry at me I really am sorry I just can't control myself. When someone says those things to you all the old memories came back to me about Dave and Me and how good we were together and how at first I didn't want to break up with him. But then Robbie came along and was nice to me and cared for me. I needed that then. Especially then… And I just became really close with Robbie. But now I know that Robbie only did those things because he wanted Dave out of the picture. He wanted me to forget. But I think the problem is Libbs… that I didn't forget."
It's true. I didn't forget. No matter how much I tried to say that Oh Dave and I are matey type mates. WE AREN'T.
"Libbs…"
"Yes Gee.."
"Dave and I aren't just matey type mates..."
She didn't say anything.
3 Seconds later
"Gee. You need to see Robbie."
2 Seconds later
"Gee you need to see Robbie now..."
Olala. You like? Yes Im sorry I promised more Robbie. But Gabs and I decided to make it more interesting.. Ai ai? So you like? Review heaaaaaps please cause I really wanna know what you guys think. Any suggestions as well are welcome! We love new ideas.
Thanks for reading this chap. keep reviewing and checking for new updates soon.
Byees elles.
Xoxox
gee and dave forever mate xxx