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Warning: Swearing language!

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"I'm...going to have to confront him..." Naruto sighed deeply. "The sooner we clear this out, the better." Naruto thought aloud to himself. It had been the following morning, and he had decided what he was going to do with the confession...or sort of confession, anyways.

He grimaced slightly. "He'll probably deny everything and this might even turn into a fight. Gods, I'm going to bring that poem? Or whatever it is with me. It can be used as my proof." Naruto took the sheet and stuffed it into his jacket's pocket.

"Time to walk over to the Uchiha mansion, yipee!" Naruto said sarcastically, walking out the door.

-DING...-DING...-DING...

'Gods, who the hell is FUCKING RINGING THE BELL THIS EARLY!' Sasuke screamed in his mind, twisting around in his bed. 'Maybe if I ignore them, they'll go away. Yeah. Ignore them.' Sasuke went back to dream land.

-DING...-DING...-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-

"GODS! Alright I'm UP!" Sasuke threw his bed sheets to the side. "When I find out who it is, I'm going to kill them, then bring them back to life, and then kill them again, slow and painfully." Sasuke cackled silently to himself.

He looked through the eyehole of the door, and groaned. 'Gods, it's too early for this.' He opened the door.

"Sasuke-kun!" A girly voice cried. "You promised you'd go shopping with us today!" Sakura said, pulling Lee up front.

Sasuke thought it over. 'Hmm...shopping with a crazy maniac and her even more crazy hyped up boyfriend, or stay home all day...no doubt about it. The latter one sounds better,' Sasuke sweatdropped.

"Sorry I can't. I'm busy today." Sasuke said, trying to sound sorry, and it was working.

"Doing what?" Sakura asked, suspicious of him.

"Doing..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, before he slammed the door in her face. "Doing that." He walked away from the door, and back towards his bedroom. He nearly reached his bedroom when the doorbell dinged again.

'Greatttttt. She's still there.' He sighed to himself, and walked back to the door.

He yanked the door open. "WHAT!" He said with a death glare.

"What crawled up your ass and died?" A deeper voice then before said.

"Naruto."

'Shit! Bad timing!' Sasuke thought to himself, his mini mentally self running around in circles, his arms waving in the air, as though it were on fire.

"Yeah, it's me. So are you going to let me in or not." Naruto said to him.

"Not." Sasuke slammed the door, but it was intervened by Naruto's right foot.

Naruto mentally screamed to himself in pain, though he kept his composure on the outside. 'I find out he likes me, but I'm still being treated like shit!' Naruto scowled inwardly.

"Wait. I need to talk to you about something important. About us." Naruto said pointedly.

Sasuke chewed on his lower lip. 'Does he want to stop?' Sasuke thought, before opening the door, allowing Naruto to come in.

"What do you want to talk about, dobe?" Sasuke gulped inwardly, awaiting for his answer.

"Sasuke. What do you feel about me?" Naruto said bluntly.

"You're a dobe." Sasuke said automatically.

Naruto sighed. 'Did I read it wrong?' He remembred the second poem.

"Have you been doing this with another person?" He asked.

"Doing what, dobe?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto closed his eyes. "...Giving people money for sex?" Naruto reopened his eyes.

Sasuke stared at him in shock, then in disgust. "Why would I do that?"

Naruto looked down. 'So it was me. Gods...this is hard.' He looked back up and swallowed. "Sasuke, do you like me?" Naruto asked again.

Sasuke stared at him, eyes wide. "O-of course. You're my best friend." Sasuke said, trying to make his voice sound neutral.

Naruto shook his head and looked straight on at Sasuke's eyes. "Don't play games with me Sasuke. I found this yesterday on my way out." Naruto took the paper out of his jacket's pocket.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "A piece of paper?" He asked.

"Not just a piece of paper." Naruto un-crumpled the paper. Once he straightened it, he held it out for the world to see, or well...Sasuke anyways.

Immediately Sasuke dived for the paper, recognizing it. Naruto, not noticing it in time, fell down hard, with Sasuke on top of him. He snatched the paper, and quickly got back up. Naruto groaned deeply, and slowly got up, trying to ease his back.

"You...you looked through my things!" Sasuke growled at him, glaring.

He raised his hands. "Woah, no need to get so offensive all of a sudden. No, I didn't go through your things. I accidentally kicked down the garbage bin, and the paper rolled out..."

"And it accidentally rolled into your pockets?! Why didn't you just put it back into the bin when you picked it back up!" Sasuke yelled slightly.

"I don't know!" Naruto screamed. "It looked interesting, so I took it home! If I knew that was written on it, I wouldn't have picked it up." Naruto scoffed, turning to look the other way.

"W-what?" Sasuke felt pained.

Naruto continued. "I mean, if I knew what was on it, I wouldn't have brung that thing home in the first place. I couldn't sleep at all!" Naruto scowled even more. Then he remembered where he was and turned to look at Sasuke.

"Shit Sasuke...I didn't mean to-" He flinched slightly, when he heard a low sob coming from the raven, and as soon as he heard it, Sasuke had ran off. Not to his room, but outside, and had slammed the door behind him as he ran out.

"Great. You really are a dobe, Naruto." He thought aloud to himself yet again. He fell back onto the couch. "A real big idiot," He thought, running his hand through his locks of blond hair. "I just can't keep my mouth shut, can I?" Naruto thought sadly to himself, burying his face into his hands.

La la la. It's been a while since I've updated! XDD Ahaha...you could say it was purely out of laziness. And since I woke up early this morning, I decided to write again. :P Anways, thanks to all those of you who have reviewed! I thank you so much! It really made my day! Ahaha!

Anyways, poor Sasuke, Naruto just doesn't have a brain! I wonder what's going to happen next, don't you? Until the next chapter! Please Read and Review (R&R)! I hope you all do!