Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

:P I was going to update this two days ago, on the 14th, but I got lazy, and I'm not going to make an excuse, like saying I was busy with work or anything.

Anyways, here's the update!

"Where is he, damn it!" The blond headed male exclaimed, as he went searching for his partner. "Sasuke! Get your ass out here!" He hollered.

"You expect him to just jump out and greet you after all that you've just said?"A deep toned voice echoed out to him.

"Kyuubi!" Naruto shrieked out in shock, not expecting it. He scowled afterwards. 'Well yeah, I mean, I haven't finished talking to him.' Naruto said, irritated that he didn't run after Sasuke right away.

"You might not, but he is." Kyuubi droned out to him.

'Well, what do you know about Sasuke.' Naruto growled inwardly.

"Well, anyone with at least a pint size of a brain would have known that. I can see why he's calling you dobe all of the time." Kyuubi rolled his eyes as he said that.

Naruto fumed silently, and proceeded to ignore him, not willing to hear what he wanted to say anymore, and continued on the search to find the raven headed male.

He suddenly heard a sound, more like somebody clattering down to the ground, around the corner, so he followed his instincts, which told him to go find out what that was.

He let out a loud curse, as he ran towards the other.

"Shit man, Sasuke!"

The raven was currently down, not only that, but was he drunk. He had the stench of sake, and his skin and cheeks were a flushed red.

Had it not been for the situation that they were in, Naruto would have stared in awe and shock as the raven haired male giggled.

The raven haired male, Sasuke, placed arm around Naruto's neck, as he was lifted off the ground by an arm.

"Hwey! Ish...ish...who are jou agwain?" Sasuke's words slurred. (1)

Naruto turned to face him. "It's Naruto, remember!" Forgetting the fact that he was drunk, until the stench hit his nose, and he turned away, and walked down the street, as the raven giggled every once in a while, scaring the shit out of him.

"Ohhh! Nawuto!" He giggled. "I rememba jou! Jou...jou..."And he fell asleep. (2)

Naruto sighed deeply. 'What have I ever done to receive this punishment?' Naruto pondered for a moment. 'Oh right, I accidentally broke God's shrine once. But man, it was a total accident!' Naruto scowled, and pouted. "Life can be so unfair." He said to no one, as he arrived at the Uchiha mansion.

He turned towards Sasuke, and proceeded to search in his pockets for the keys.

'Hm...nope, not in the back pockets, the front right pocket, his groin, the-' "AH HA!" Naruto yelled out as he found the key.

He fished it out, and unlocked the door, before closing it behind him and his friend. "I'm never going to bring you out to drink, that's for sure." Naruto sighed deeply, and practically dragged him into his room and tossed him onto his bed, as he grunted.

He then flopped down next thing him. "You owe me, so I'm sleeping here." Naruto snuggled down.

He turned around, only to come face to face with Sasuke. He would've let out a shriek, had it not been for his self control. Hands suddenly encircled around his waist, and pulled him forward, squashed against the other's chest, as they sighed.

Naruto mentally cursed. 'Damn. I forgot that he was a cuddler. Great, how am I suppose to get out of this now?' Naruto thought, as he fidgeted around, but finding no way out of the embrace.

"Might as well get used to it." Naruto said aloud, as he twisted his body around a bit to get comfortable.

"Love you." Were the last few words he heard before the darkness took over.

'Huh?' He thought wearily, before closing his eyes.

Well, that's over, and here are the translations, for those who don't know:

(1) Hey! It's...it's...who are you again?

(2) Ohhh! Naruto! I remember you! You...you...

And that's all:P This chapter isn't all that great, I can tell, since I wrote it, but heck, what can I say, my brain is busted:P

Please R&R! I need suggestions for the next few chapters!!! OO