Ok. I have to say something to all of you
IM SO SORRY
Yes. I hope you're happy with that. Do you know how hectic year 9 is? In a bad way? I HAVENT HAD THIS MUCH HOMEWORK EVER. And now that it is holidays I have so much time in which I can write down all the adventures of Georgia Nicolson. So this is the long awaited NEXT chapter. Don't worry, Gabby the writer of Libby's side of the story, is in the process of writing the rest of the chapters and shall be updating within a week. I hope your all happy now because I felt so bad not being able to update since forever, and many of you probably thought we just gave up with the story. WE HAVENT and we shant. (Nice piece of ye old English there. So you better appreciate it). Ok back to the story. I just want to say one thing. Many of you indeedy are quite right about Robbie. He is an idiot. We all know it. I CANT believe in the movie they didn't include the Dave the Laugh wheelbarrow scene. Robbie looks like a god but DAVE IS THE ONE. Anyway back to Robbie fandango, you will never guess HOW it comes about. I'll tell you why? Cause I'm an evil genius. Even my teachers say so. And my friends. It is a sad life.
Ok I'll shut up now. Fare thee well and I hope you all enjoy the rest of the story.
Gee and Dave forever matieee. X
elles the star
13th July
Same Bat Aeroplane
Same bat weirdo sitting next to me
At the moment as you can probably tell I am on the plane to Ireland to visit my absobloodolutely gorgey official snogging partner Robbie, who is a lead singer and famous.
3 Seconds later
An absobloodolutely gorgey official snogging partner Robbie who is a lead singer and famous who is actually ignoring his official snogging partner at the moment. For those dim people I mean me. Humph. Oh well. He is gorgey and that makes up for everything.
1 Minute later
Dave believes that Robbie is becoming like Masimo. A bit flash.
1 Second later
He says it's the fame going to his head.
1 Second later
Oi! How did Dave no-pants get in there?
3 Seconds later
Ohherr No pants.
OH MY GIDDY GOD PANTS SHUT UP GEORGIA
3 Minutes later
This is soooo boring. I bet this plane ride goes forever. Oh what was I going to say...? OH YES. About what happened yesterday? Well. The story begins...
I got up. Etc makeup, hair, got dressed. And I called up Jas, my bestest friend in the whole entire world. Even if she pretends she doesn't love me I know she does deep down in that owley heart of hers.
You know she got a new collection of Snowy Owls? She arranges all of her owls in colour and size. I don't know how she does it. Especially because Snowy owls are only one colour. Which is white for those of you who have never seen an owl before. She must have 200 owls. Wait. 202 if you count herself and hunky.
What was I talking about? OH YES.
I called up Jazzy Spazzy and this is the conversation:
"JAS! It's me Gee"
"What?"
"Don't say what like that Jas"
"Like what?"
"Like that"
"Like what"
"Like that"
(You know I would usually be bothered writing this but it's a bit repetitive after a while but I imagine that you would understand how this conversation would go)
"SHUT UP JAS"
Silence
"Jas what are you doing?"
"Shutting Up"
God she was SO annoying I would've strangled her but she wasn't there. Therefore I couldn't.
"Ok well I have some vair important news to telleth you"
"What?"
"Don't say what like that Jas"
"Like what?"
"Like that"
"Like what?"
"Like that!"
(And here we go again. I reckon if Vati was there he would've screamed at me for using up 1 shilling.)
The nub and gist of the whole conversation was this though:
"The news is that I am going to Ireland. Tomorrow morning. Pip Pip"
And I hung up. He-he. I showed her. But then for once she actually (like a Good pally Wally should) rung me up again.
"YOU'RE GOING TO IRELAND? WHY? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO THERE? THE WEDDING IS COMING UP IN LIKE 1 WEEK AND YOU'RE GOING TO IRELAND? YOU ARE THE MAID OF HONOUR!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS YOUR SO SELFISH AND ONLY THINK OF YOURSELF! IM UNDER ALOT OF STRESS GEORGIA AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
So I hung up.
I was waiting for her to ring again but she didn't. Which I thought was profoundly rude and inconsiderate of my fragile feelings and emotions at the moment. But this is the sort of world we live in. Dreadful isn't it?
Anyway LATER as Libbs was my slavey girl I got her to repack my bag taking out what in her mind are UNESSENTIAL ITEMS. I mean, what if I forget the date? I need a calendar at all times. But Libby said no so of course I need to listen to my crazy sister. I still haven't completely forgiven her about the putting ice down my back incident.
Libbs invited the Ace gang and her group to her friend Amelia's that night. I was up for it especially because I needed to hear all the gossip from the gang which I hadn't seen in what felt like ages. No guys were going to be there. So I didn't have to worry about Dave.
I was still embarrassed about the phwoar snogging thingo and imagine what would've happened if he did come.
By that point in the day I had already started feeling nervous. What if Dave told Tom and Tom told Jas and then I was going to get an ear-full from Jazzy Spazzy about being a promiscuous tart and slut. Which I think would have been much uncalled for. I later found of that night that Dave hadn't told anyone.
3 Seconds later
Does that mean he cared? Or that it didn't mean anything to him? HA why should it, he knows I have Robbie and he has... no one at the moment I'm sure he'll find someone.
5 Seconds later
Bloody annoying that girl will be going out with Dave.
1 Second later
Why do I care?
10 Seconds later
OH YEA the story... ha-ha... ok. Anyway I went to the sleepover and found the girls in the courtyard out the back of Meils' house. I went out there and sat with them and I told them all about Dave. And they sat there looking gobsmacked.
Then I said to them "Dave and I aren't just matey mates" and everyone got their cushions and started attacking me with them saying "FINALLY YOU IDIOT HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO REALISE THAT!!!"
Which I thought was quite rude considering that I had very fragile feelings at that moment.
1 Second later
Then I told them about Ireland. And how I was going to see what happened to Robbie. How no one has heard from him, even his own brother Tom. They all looked concerned. Jas suggested "Maybe he heard about Dave and you and he now knows what a promiscuous tart you are." So then everyone attacked Jas with their cushions.
I felt much better.
20 Seconds later
And now here I am on a plane to Ireland.
I dunno what's going to happen between Robbie and I. There seems no point to our relationship. He's in Leprechaun-a-go-go probably jigging and having a good old time while I'm stuck at Billy Shakesphere land. I'm either in France or in Merry England. Maybe we should just finish it off.
1 Second later
I don't want to be the one to break it off though. Last time I made him cry and that was HORRIBLE.
3 Seconds later
I think I sort of agree with Dave... Robbie is a bit of a girl at times. But Robbie is so gorgey and is the first Sex God. I mean. The FIRST ever since I was 14. And he was... 16 wasn't he? Then he told me I was too young. Then he left. Then he came back. Then I rejected him because of Masimo the Luurvvee God. Then I went out with Dave, and then Robbie said he cheated and I believed HIM. HA! How stupid. I shouldn't have done that. Maybe if we didn't break up we would be married? Or engaged. Or living together...
10 Seconds later
I CANT think of that. That's horrible, Robbie is in Ireland probably lonely without me and I'm here fantasising my life with another guy.
2 Seconds later
Jas is so right. I am a promiscuo-Zzzzzzzzzzz
1 Hour later
HUH? Oh the planes landed!!! Did I forget to tell you? Yes I did. I got the address where Robbie is staying off Tom, who promised he wouldn't tell Jas.
3 Seconds later
She probably knows everything by now.
20 Minutes later
Got my bags and I'm in a taxi going to his hotel/apartment thingo. I'm so excited! I can't wait to see him. Maybe some ear snogging shall be involved in welcoming me.
40 Minutes later
You'd think that Leprechaun-a-go-go was small. It's taken me 40 minutes to get to the apartment.
3 Seconds later
I could never live here. It's like Ouch-Aye-a-go-go all over again. Too much vegetation. Voles thrive on that. Jas must be there somewhere then.
4 Minutes later
Walked up to the door and rang the bell but no one answered. I checked the address again. It's correct. So he must be here.
1 Second later
It was one of those spooky movies where the door is unlocked and you walk in unsuspecting. I walked in and looked around downstairs. No one was there, but there was today's newspaper on the table which means he is around. So I went upstairs and checked the rooms. I found his, went inside, and got the shock of my life.
3 Seconds later
"OH MY GOD ROBBIE!" I screamed it out. Robbie was there; number 10ing none other than Wet Lindsay.
Lindsay screamed "WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE ROBBIE? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE SINGLE AGAIN!?" Robbie looked around and covered himself up. He came over to me and I was just so shocked I couldn't move.
5 Seconds later
I started shaking and it wasn't from laughter like with Masimo, I was shaking because I realised that every time he went away was not just to do a show but to have an affair with Lindsay. I slapped him across the face so hard my hand ached but I didn't care. I said to him "Robbie, this may come as a shock but it is OVER between us. I know that you lied to me. Dave never cheated on me, but YOU did. Thanks a lot Robbie." And I ran out.
10 Seconds later
He kept calling me and I heard Lindsay scream at him saying "YOU'RE GOING AFTER HER? YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE SINGLE!" and I heard her slap him. For once in my life, I feel sorry for Lindsay.
3 Seconds later
Sitting out the front of the block of apartments I have to wait for a taxi to come and take me back to England.
3 Seconds later
That was a complete waste of time. I thought at least I could convince Robbie to come to England for the wedding but noooooooo. A taxi turned up. Wow that was quick.
2 Seconds later
IT'S DAVE! I can't believe he's here! He... how did he know I was here? I didn't care I just ran up to him and hugged him so tight and I started crying my eyes out.
10 Seconds later
Still crying and still hugging Dave. He keeps comforting me saying "shhh it's ok" and stuff like that. Normally I would think that would be lame but it actually made me calm down.
It wasn't until later when I was on the plane that I realised it wasn't because of Robbie that I was crying. It was because I finally realised how much I have been kidding myself since I first met Dave.
On the Plane home
5pm
Dave sat next to me the whole time holding my hand. He thinks I'm sad about Robbie. But I haven't felt anything for Robbie for a while now. Ever since after he left.
"He was an idiot cheating on you Gee. It's ok to be upset."
I thought for a while "I'm not upset about that. Angry at Robbie yes, but I'm upset about something else."
He looked at me inquiringly "What are you upset about then?"
I must've looked gorgey, I felt myself burning up so much I reckon I was as red as a tomato.
"Well... about... things. How I've... been uh kidding myself for a while now. Since I was about 15."
Great. Not only have I made an idiot of myself. But I have also managed to sound like Ellen at the same time.
5:02pm
Dave hasn't stopped grinning the whole time. I wish he would, it makes me feel nervous around him. He knew what I meant of course and now he's taken my hand again and is squeezing it.
3 Seconds later
He didn't LITERALLY take my hand and rip it off to squeeze it. He just gently picked up my hand NOT RIPPING IT OFF just holding my hand. God I have to explain everything around here.
4 Minutes later
"How did you know I was in leprechaun-a-go-go?" I asked.
"Uh... I sort of went to your place and Libbs was there and I asked her where you were. She said you went to Ireland. That's ok that I came isn't it?" he looked worried.
"Course it is." I was grinning. He looked so cute when he was nervous.
2 Hours later
Dave dropped me home. I gave him a kiss on the cheek goodbye. He looked as if he wanted more but I just broke up with Robbie; imagine what Jas would say if she knew that I already had feelings for Dave....
1 Second later
Oh my God. It just hit me. I HAVE FEELINGS FOR DAVE!
People. I hope you liked my story. OH if you thought I didn't add much about the sleepover and you want to know EXACTLY what happened (nudge nudge wink wink etc etc you know what I mean know what I mean say no more say no more) then read the Libby side which tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about that sleepover. I know this isn't the longest chapter ever but I think you should be happy with it includes so much. HOW HAPPY ARE YOU GUYS AI? GEE IS FREE FROM ROBBIE.
She seems to be finally realising that she actually does like Dave ALOT. We shall see how things end up...
YOU KNOW... the last and final Georgia Nicolson book is releasing in July this year!!! I can't wait. It's called "Are these my basoomas I see before me?"
It'll be highly embarrassing buying a book at Angus and Robertson's with that name but Dymocks would usually look at me inquiringly so A&R are better in my opinion.
PIP PIP AND CHERRIO. I shall start writing the next chappy for you now.
Jas' wedding is coming up. Or so she thinks. That is the only clue I'm giving.
I told you I'm an evil genius. Now to receive the next chapter I must have in total 50 reviews. Just because I love you all so dearly.