IM SO SORRY! I know you guys have been waiting for yonks just to see what happened will happen in the story. Life has been so hectic. BUT Holidays are here and I am able for the next two weeks to write the following chapters for this fanfic. Now. I want to know your opinion of how you think the story SHOULD end. I already have an idea for it, but I want to know your ideas. Cause everyone knows that a popular ending is probably the best. O M G the last book of Gee Nics has arrived! But I've looked everywhere for it but I can't find it anywhere... AHH I REALLY want to read it.
Maybe I should shut up now and let you enjoy the chapter. xx
P.S. Just one thing about the reviews. thank you SOO much to the following people who have waited patiently and followed along with the story. You guys don't know how much I appreciate it. Here they are:
AlliBoBally, Alice baabes, Earth Kid Tree Hugger, Weatherwitch, Anon, theorderofpants, iHeartDavex3, MissGeorgee
and everyone else whom I haven't mentioned. (but i love you all the same (: )
10am
14th July
Same bat look of shock on my face
Same bat feelings for Dave
I can't believe it. I actually CANNOT believe it. I like Dave. But for some reason I didn't realise the feeling as LIKE. I guess I've always seen guys and thought oh my god he's hot I like him. Which explains all the Sex Gods and Lurrrve Gods that have come my way. *sigh* I was so innocent.
3 Minutes later
Well. More innocent than I am now anyway.
1 Second later
But the big question is. What am I going to do about it? I mean Dave did confess his love for me only a week ago... hmm. Should I consult MY (mutti's) How to make any twit fall in love with you book?
1 Second Later
Actually I don't think I will. It always ended up leading me towards different Gods. I think right now all I want to do is call Ro-Ro and make operation Dave Get.
5 Minutes later
Calling Rosie.
"Hello, you have reached Viking HQ if you do not want to be attacked by Sven hang up now."
I hung up.
Ro-Ro called back.
"Why did you hang up you blithering fool?"
"You would've sent Sven after me..."
"True true... But what's not to love about Sven?"
I didn't answer but changed the subject.
"Rosie I have just returned from Leprechaun a go go and would like to explain the details and events of what has happened."
"Then go forth and tell m- WAIT I need the beard" and I heard some shuffling in the background and sucking.
"You have the pipe don't you Rosie?"
"My poor little unfortunate unstable friend... have you ever doubted me?"
I left that there.
"SO? Should we call an impromptu Ace Gang meeting?"
"I think that shall be grand. Park Swings in half an hour. I'll spread the word. Maybe I can tell everyone about my BIG announcement."
"Rosie? What announcement? Tell me NOW!"
"non"
"oui"
"non"
"oui"
"HOOORRRRNNN"
And she hung up. I truly worry about her sometimes.
10:30am
Walking to the Park
I'm late to my own meeting.
3 Seconds later
Puffing. Great I'm sure to look like a tomato when I get there. Oh look there they are on the swings.
10 Seconds later
"My God Georgia what happened? You look like a red faced loon."
"Thanks for the sensitivity Jools."
I sat down on the grass and Rosie spoke, "Thank you all for coming. The meeting is now commenced." and she banged her pipe on the metal pole of the swing.
Jas looked particularly red in the face. "Jas have you been running too?"
She didn't even bother to look "No of course I haven't Georgia I do have pride."
"Rosie? If you don't mind?" I pleaded.
And Rosie whacked Jas over the head with her pipe.
"WOW Jas you're head sounded hollow."
20 Minutes later
Still talking about the phenomenon of Jas' hollow head. "CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE POINT HERE?" We all stared. That was Ellen.
We all started cheering. "Ellen! YOU CAN SPEAK!" Of course Jazzy Spazzy thought this was very insensitive towards Ellen who had been going through a rough patch with whats-his-face... Gary that's his name.
2 Seconds later
I think...
1 Second later
All of a sudden, Jas burst out crying. Ellen was so shocked that she jumped up and hid behind Rosie. Smart girl. We all stayed where we were hiding behind Rosie, except for Jools, who seemed to be the only person game enough to approach Jas.
"Jas, what's happened?"
"TOM! That's what happened! HE wants to take things SLOW and postpone the wedding for another month while he goes to London for a convention about his nature projects and rambles!"
Jas was sobbing with her head in her hands. NOT LITERALLY. I don't mean that Jas ripped her head off and held it in her hands WHILE sobbing. For Pete's sake. You really are getting dimmer by the moment.
3 Minutes later
It seemed safe enough to go and comfort Jas by this point.
"What am I going to do? The wedding has been paid for in advance and we can't get a refund!"
"Um.. well..." Ellen spoke of course. We all looked up to see her pointedly scratching her nose with her left hand.
Rosie screamed and pointed "YOU AND GARY ARE GETTING HITCHED!"
We all took a sharp breathe at the same time and Ellen looked quite scared.
"Well he like asked me you know last night and well I sort of said um well something you know-"
"Oh for gods sake please tell me it didn't take you this long to tell him your answer?"
30 Minutes later
So the nub and gist of the story is that Ellen said yes to Gary's proposal and they will get married next week and Jas will get married next month.
Finally I can't believe it took half an hour to just find out what we-
Oh my giddy gods panty hose...
2 Seconds later
WHAT ABOUT DEC?
Ohh dear we seem to be in a big big pickle...
Okay this is part one of the chapter dont worry this isn't all of it. the rest is coming later tonight, im finishing it now :)
Enjoy.
btw the next chap involves a topless, wet dave ;)
aye aye aye?
sorry but i couldnt help myself there :D
xx thanks so much for waiting guys i know you probably hate me for making you wait for like a year... OMG IT HAS BEEN A YEAR. okay well i guess i owe you guys a sequel ;)