Saturday 21st of June
Saturday 21st of June
6:00pm
Boredom City
GOD! I am sooooo bored!
There is nothing to do!
All my friends are out, nothing on TV, no magazines I haven't read, no make-up or hair to be done! Nothing to do!
One Minute later
Might have a look around Mum's room
Five Minutes later
Hmm…I have found some DIY Leg Wax, I wonder…
Three Minutes later
Blimey O'Rileys Trousers! I have inherited the Orang-utan gene! Just like Gee said! This is Bloody Devastating!
At least I haven't got a big Conk, I have a nice small little nose.
HeHe
Poor Gee, she has a big one!
But I have the Bloody Curly Hair Gene! Stupid Grandma, she was the only one in the family with Curly Hair and she decided to pass it on to me! Now I have to straighten it. Poo
4 Minutes later
Ahh!
Shit! Bugger! Bum! Crap! Damn!
The Bloody DIY Wax Hurts like Billio when you pull it off! My Legs are Burning with Pain! Argh!
Two Minutes later
The Wax may have crippled me, but it works miracles! My Legs are all smooth and shiny, but a tad red. Maybe I can find the Fake Tan, it must be in here somewhere…
Found it!
Whats this? A little Note?
Do not use this Fake Tan
You Will not get a 'Golden Summer Glow' instead your legs will become bloody Cheesy Puffs!
I couldn't throw it out though, 'cause Mutti would have a fit.
Trust me Libby
Gee xx
How did she know I was going to use the Fake Tan? I might have a psychic for a sister! Or maybe I'm just really predictable.
I hope it's the first one.
Five Minutes later
Just in case Gee's lying, I'll put a bit on my tummy to see if it goes orange
10 Minutes later
Ahh!
Gee was right! It's not a Golden Summer Glow!
Now I have an Orange Tummy. Oh Wonders Galore.
Six Minutes later
Decided to take a shower, maybe that'll get the orange off my tum tum.
One Minute later
I'm Scrubbing at my tummy like hell. It hurts but, the orange is starting to come off.
Yay!
The hot water feels nice against my smooth legs. Even though their still a bit numb. Oh Well, a girls gotta pay for Fashion.
Or is it good looks?
Well it is in fashion to have smoothy legs, but fashion is clothes and accessories and shoes. Its appearance and looks that has to do with smooth legs and body stuff.
Urgh! This is too confusing
50 seconds later
The hot water has brang the feeling back completely to my legs, but now I have really bad Pins and Needles. Ow!
15 Minutes later
All done in the shower. My hair smells Yummy, just like strawberries!
I think I'll blow Dry it and then straighten it with Mum's new straightener, then I'll have beautiful hair and not ugly fizzy hair.
40 seconds later
Now where did I put my round brush?
45 Minutes later
I have finished Blow Drying and Straightening but I made the damn straightener to Hot and I Burned Myself! Now there's a red burn mark next to my eye and it kills to touch it. I also left some hair on the straightener that I can't get off, hope Mum doesn't kill me.
At least I have nice hair.
8:00pm
All nice and refreshed, with great hair. But now I'm Bored again, 'sigh'
One Minute later
Phone Ringing, Yay!
"Hello, Libby Here"
"Libs! I'm Glad you picked up the phone"
"Who else would?"
"Mutti or Vati? Wouldn't They?"
"No, they're Drunk at a party at Uncle Eggy's"
"Uncle Eggy's?"
"Sorry, Old habits die hard"
"Does that mean we have the house to ourselves?"
"Yep"
"Yes! But, no…"
"What?"
"I need someone to pick me up, but Vati isn't home"
"I'll pick you up"
"You can't Drive, Idiot"
"I have friends you know"
"Ok, Fine, I'll see you soon"
"Pip Pip"
"Pip Pip"
Yay! Gee is coming Home! Gee is coming Home!
10 seconds later
Bugger, why did I say I could pick Gee up! I can't afford a taxi!
Think! Who can drive, who can drive??
Ah Ha! Got it!
20 seconds later
Ring Ring
Pick up the Phone
Ring Ring
Come on, Come on, Come on!
Ring Ring
Bloody Hell, Pick up the Phone!
Ring Ring
"Hello?"
"Ryan? Thank God! I need you and Dave to do a favor for me…"
4 Minutes later
Ryan and Dave are coming to pick me up and then take me to the airport to get Gee. What to wear? I only have Five Minutes before there here!
Hmm…Light blue Tee, Black Jacket, Denim Mini skirt and Black Ballet Flats.
Ok, sounds good. Now make up. I'll put on Lip Gloss, Blush, New Mascara, Light Blue Eye Shadow and Light Foundation. Ok, that's all sorted.
I think I'll leave my hair out, to show Gee how nice and straight it is. She'll probably like it. Well, I hope she does.
Five Minutes later
There here!
I quickly grabbed my bag and ran out the door.
Hopped into the car, it was a very nice Red 4WD.
"Hey Ryan, Hey Dave"
"Hey Libby"
"Hey Little Kitty"
"Thank you so much for taking me Dave"
"No prob, It'll be good to see Gee again..."
He sort off trailed off and went into his own world as we drove off.
"So, Libby"
"Yeah?"
"Wanna play corners?"
15 Minutes later
Corners is so much Fun! Every time we turn a corner, we all have to lean right over to the way the car tilts, then we have to stay like that until the next corner. Ryan and I keep squashing each other. We are also laughing like mad people. Finally Dave spoke up,
"Oi! You Two! Be nice to SpongeBob!"
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
Ryan laughed "Look in between us"
I looked down and sure enough, there was a little plush SpongeBob
"What the?"
Ryan laughed again "SpongeBob is Dave's Best Friend"
"But he's a Toy"
"That has offended me and SpongeBob; I would like you to apologize"
"But -"
"Apologize"
Dave made me say sorry to his toy SpongeBob. Ryan just kept laughing
"You Too Ryan!"
Ha! In your face Ryan!