Well Hello Everyone! Did you all like the little surprise? If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you should check out my stories, because I have uploaded the Gee side to this story! Written by my good friend Elle and Co-Written by Me. It is, I must say so myself, Reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly good. Thx so much for the positive comments. Please leave more reviews! And leave reviews for the 'Don't tell me you didn't misss me KittyKat story' Ok, Thx. This is Gabby, signing out.
PS I'm sorry this took so long, I've been really busy getting thrown from house to house, friend to friend, over the holidays that I haven't had time to write. Sorry xx
9:30pm
Airport Carpark
Behind the Dumpster
Dave has dragged us behind a dumpster, because he doesn't want a ticket. We're hiding from the Ms RSC and Police Officer by Dave's car.
We've already been here Five minutes, and let me tell you, it's very boring. They're still standing by the car, and by the looks of it, will be there until we come back. Save us, Oh Lord Sandra!
10 Seconds later
Gee spoke up "Umm…Dave? Why are we hiding behind a dumpster? And why is there a Police officer and an Elderly Loon by your car?"
"Sorry KittyKat I forgot you weren't there. Ryan, please explain"
"Well we'd been driving around the carpark for age-"
"Ten Minutes"
"OK then…We'd been driving around the car park for ten minutes, looking for a space to park the Camel"
"Camel?" asked Gee
"Dave's Car"
"That sounds so like Dave"
"Anyway, Libs found a car spot, so Dave kinda raced towards it, we got the spot, but that Elderly Loon chugged up behind us and started complaining, so I leaned in the window and said 'I'm Sorry, did the camel startle you? He just seems to take off sometimes' and yeah, then we ran like loons"
Silence.
Gee burst out laughing.
I peeped over the dumpster to see if they had left the car alone and Bless the Holy Lord Sandra, Ms RSC was walking away! Hurrah!
"Dave, Gee! The Mad One is leaving! We can go to the car now!"
But Gee said "What about the officer? He's still there though, isn't he?"
"Don't worry KittyKat, the Law I can handle, but our senior citizens? I run screaming"
"Or laughing"
"Whatever"
So we all stood up. Blimey my legs hurt from crouching!
Confidently (but very slowly) we walked up to the car. The officer didn't see us come up, so we actually considered making a run for it, but my bloody feet disagreed and just had to trip over some tiny rock and then send me crashing into – guess who? – the police officer
Two Seconds later
Oh No. And Ouch.
One Second later
Turning around to look at the poor guy I sent crashing to the ground. He was still in shock. But he's got nice Sunnies. Wait a God Darn second! I know him! Thats-
"Rollo!" squealed Gee
Rollo took of his sunnies and squinted a bit before actually realising who had just squealed his name "Gee! Long time no see!" he looked at Dave "Give me a hand mate" Dave came and helped him up.
Umm, Hello? What about me? I'm not a sack of potatoes! I looked up to see Ryan standing over me "Do you want a hand?" At least someone noticed I'd fallen over
"Yeah, Thanks Ryan"
He helped me too my feat. Dave and Rollo were stuffing Gee's bags in the boot of his car "So" said Dave "I thought you had today off? If I had known it was you standing beside my car, we wouldn't have crouched behind the dumpster"
"You were crouching behind the Dumpster?"
Dave just shrugged "So what did the elderly loon want?"
"Well she was complaining that some idiot had dangerously sped towards a carspace threatening her life, purposely saw her and tried to crash into her car, then verbally assaulted her"
Ryan and I started laughing
"I take that none of that happened?" asked Rollo
"Maybe the 'sped towards the carspace' bit" said Ryan
'Righto" said Rollo "Because I'm a good friend and the elderly race cannot be trusted, I will not book you"
"Thanks Mate" said Dave "I would give you a hug but a) We're in public and b) I'm not a homosexualist"
"Fair enough"
They shut the boot "So" asked Gee "Hows Jools? I haven't seen her since the wedding"
"Jools is great! She's looking forward to seeing you. She'll be jealous when I tell her I saw you here" he chuckled
Ryan and I hopped into the back of the car while they chatted. I shoved SpongeBob over, somehow he had managed to slide into my seat.
Once we were sitting sort of comfortably, I leaned over and yanked Ryan's phone out of his hand
"So, when did you get a phone and why didn't I know?"
"Late birthday present from my Uncle"
"Hmmm"
I started going through his settings and messages. Hmmm…Nate, Dave, Gabz, Nate, Dave, Dave, Gabz, Dom, Gabz, Gabz, Gabz. That's a lot of messages from Gabz.
"Ryan? Why have you got so many messages from Gabz?"
"Give me back my phone!"
He leaned over and made a grab for the phone, but using my great reflexes, I moved it and he missed. So there was a battle going on in the back over who would get the phone.
One Minute later
Haha! I am winning!
Ten Seconds later
No! He's Winning!
Five Seconds later
Ryan finally grabbed the phone, but stupid me forgot to let go because I was laughing so hard at his attempts – and failures – at getting the phone, so when he yanked it, he pulled me right on top of him
One Second later
Looking at Ryan, Looking at me lying on his lap
Two Seconds later
I used to really Crush on Ryan, we've been besties since first grade, but that crush kinda grew out around year five when I realised that, being the fittie he is – I know, I admit it – he could have anyone and probably wouldn't choose me
Ten Seconds later
I never noticed how nice his lips wer- OH MY GOD! I have just realised how long I've been lying here for!! Gee is starting to get nosy! She might get the wrong idea.
One Second later
Jumped up from Ryans lap. Gee has turned back to start talking to Rollo and Dave again. Phew. I think I might try and dig a bit more on the whole 'Gabz' Fandango
"So Ryan, you didn't answer my question about Gabz"
"Oh. Umm" he looked out the window. He doesn't want to talk about it. Ohhhhhhhh! Someone has a secret!
"I might have just take your phone and read the messages then"
"NO!" Woah, a bit harsh?
"OK, Ok, whats the secret?"
"Well, Umm, Uhhh, We're umm" He looked out the window "We're dating! Yeah, that's it, we're dating!"
He seems a bit proud. Why didn't Gabz tell me? Must be recent…
Five Seconds later
I should probably say something, but I don't know what to say
One second later
Saved By the Bell! Or the Rollo.
He knocked on the window and waved, so we waved back. He turned and walked to his Car as Dave and Gee hoped in the front
"Buckle up!" called Dave
Buckling up.
"Buckled?"
"Yep"
"Were off"
"Away Laughing on a Fast Camel!" said Gee
"Hey KittyKat! That's My line!"
Daves line? But Gee always says that, How is that his line? Oh, Dave must of made it up, but Gee uses it! Ohhhhhhh!
"So My little Sex Kittys"
Ryan purposely did that what-about-me?-you-better-not-forget-about-me-coughing thing
"And Ryan, Mousier Sex Bomb the Second"
Ryan nodded
"I cannot just let this beautiful night go to waste, how about we go and get a bite to eat? Eh? What do you say?"
Hmm let me think…Yes! I'm Starving! I skipped Dinner to get here
"Yes! I'm Starving! I skipped Dinner to get here"
"Well Libs your eager"
"I'm Hungry"
Ryan and Gee just Nodded
"Right, Where to?"
"The first place we see, I'm Reeeeeeeeeeally Hungry"
Then right at that moment, we all looked up to see the Golden Arcs looming over us
"Maccas it is then"
And then he Drove into McDonalds.
Maccas
4 Minutes Later
Sitting at a table
Eating
Gee and I got a Big Mac, large fries to share and a coke each. The boys are quite freaky-Deaky. They keep eating. And eating. And Eating. I must ask why, a boys mind is a mystery
"Dave?" I asked
"Mumgghphh?"
"Do you ever stop eating?"
"Mumggghh muhuuhh muhghhghgh"
That's Nice, I totally Understand. Not
"Ill take that as a no."
Three Minutes later
Me and Gee are finished. We are very quick eaters. The boys are still going.
"So, Ryan" asked Gee "Whats going on between you and Gabz?"
Oh God. My is she asking? For some reason, I really don't want to know about it. Leave them-th in Peace-th I say! Hence I will-th not-th Puke-th!
"Urgggg"
"Your so understandable Ryan"
But he just kept looking down. And Eating. Always Eating. Dave Swallowed
"Hey there KittyKat, we are men! We must Eat! You cannot interrupt as we eat!"
"Boys are a Bloody Mystery" said Gee
"I second that motion!"
Ten Seconds later
With luck, Gee will forget about this whole Gabz thing
One Second later
With Luck
Two Seconds later
But I have no luck
30 Seconds later
Have you ever watched a boy eat? It is sickening. How can they eat like that? But more importantly, How can they eat so much? They are Machines. Pick up, Bite, Chew, Swallow, Pick up, Bite, Chew, Swallow, Pick up, Bite, Chew, Swallow, Pick up, Bite, Chew, Swallow. Is that all they do? Not even any talking.
5 Minutes Later
Finally! They are full!
"So girls, why don't we catch a movie?"
Yes! Great! I've been looking for an excuse to see that new horror movie. I Luuuurrrrrvvvvveee horror movies!
"Sure lets go!"
"Rightio KittyKat lets hit the road."
And he winked. At Gee. Cheeky Minx
10 Minutes Later
The cinemas are empty. Dave and Ryan grabbed seats at the back. Gee seems really nervous. I wonder why, It's only a movie, she can't be that scared. Ryan and I are dancing like loons to the weird background music they always play when the adds are on. It's really slow, but we're going crazy!
30 Minutes Later
This movie is awesome!! I keep laughing at the scary and sad parts. I'm a bit Random, if I must say so myself. "Libs?" whispered Ryan
"What?"
"Do you know, that you are the only girl I know, that isn't scared to death by horror movies?"
"I must be special then"
"Hell, yeah"
But he didn't say it in a Hahaha! Yeah I agree, funny sort of way. He said it in a Yes you are so special, serious sort of way. That is scary. Scarier than the movie.
Two Minutes later
Ryan's a bit shifty, God, he isn't scared of the movie too is he?! First Gee and Now him, Jeez.
In the Car, On the Way Home
The movie was cool. I love Horrors! Tonight was really fun. Gee and Dave are laughing in the front, while me and Ryan play corners again. Yet Ryan doesn't know that I am secretly trying to get his phone. I'm dead curious about those messages. Maybe if just slide my hand in his pocket…"Libs? What are you doing?"
"Umm…Your just such a fittie, I couldn't resist"
Ryan just looked at me blankly "Really?"
"No you Prat! I wanted your phone!"
"We're you trying to read my messages?"
"That's the plan in a nutshell"
"Well you're going to need a bit of punishing then"
"Oh no, Ryan? What are you thinking? NO RYAN!"
Too late, he started tickling me. Usually I am quite immune to tickle's, but Ryan knows me so well that he knows my weak spots.
Two Minutes later
Hahahhahaha Oh hahahahahaha My hahahahahahaha God. My ribs hurt. "Ryan, hahahahaha, Please, hahahahahaha, stop, hahahahahahaha, ribs, hahahahahaha, hurt hahahahahaha"
"Ok, I think you've learned your lesson"
Thank Our Lord Sandra he stopped.
Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff.
Ryan looked out the window "Hey look Libs! It's the mental institution"
"Hey! I live there!"
HaHaHa! I am a very funny, if I must say so myself
"I guess living there is also part of the plan you have in that little nutshell?"
"You Guessed it"
Then suddenly he biffed me on the head with some toy he had found on the floor. Well two can play at that game mister! So I grabbed the closest thing I could find to wack Ryan with, and that thing happened to be SpongeBob.
Two Minutes later
Ryan and I are having a full fight in the back – No not a real fight you Fules! We are laughing
Twenty Seconds later
Ryan just whacked my hand and sent SpongeBob flying into the front. It hit Gee in the head. "Sorry Gee" but I don't think she heard me, because she had kinda frozen. She just kept looking at SpongeBob
"Dave?" she asked
"Hmm?"
"Why do you have the SpongeBob toy in your car"
Dave slammed on the breaks
I screamed and all lurched forward, but Ryan grabbed me and I stayed exactly where I was. That was so nice of him "Don't hit your head Libs. You fall over enough already" he said when we were sitting normally again
Gee looked like she was about to hit Dave
"DAVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"Sorry KittyKat. I thought I saw a cat on the road." He seemed edgy.
I turned to Ryan "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BROTHER?! IS HE MENTALY IMPAIRED?!"
"Calm down Libs, we're fine"
Humf. Dave will pay. Him and Gee are talking. He looks quite un-laughish
Ten Seconds later
Oh Wonders Galore!! It's raining!
Home
We are sitting in the car, looking at the front door. Neither Me nor Gee wanna go out in the rain. Gee doesn't want her make up to smudge. I don't want my make up to smudge or my hair to go curly. I spent forever trying to straighten my hair Then very randomly, Dave shouted "Come on My Little Kittys! Have Some Fun!"
And then, being the loon he is, he jumped out of the car and started dancing in the rain
Five Seconds later
He looks like his having fun… I want to go, but my hair…
"Oh, Stuff it" then Gee jumped out. I looked at Ryan, he shrugged. I looked out the window at Gee and Dave, then I looked at Ryan, the Gee and Dave and then Ryan again. Have Fun or Have Hair? That is the question.
Three Seconds later
I can't decide!! Urgh!!
Maybe Ryan can help
"What do you say Ryan?"
He shrugged again.
We both looked outside
"Eh, What the heck"
The decision is made!!
And then we jumped out of the car and into the rain
Ten Seconds later
Doing Mad Dancing in the Rain
One Minute later
Doing Mad air guitar in the rain
50 Seconds later
Doing Mad Twists in the Rain!
30 Seconds later
Doing Mad Kicks in the Rain!
Eleven Seconds later
Doing Mad Turns and Jumps in the Rain!
10 Seconds later
Doing Mad Everything in the rain!
One Minute later
Mr Next door has come outside to get the Prat poodles inside. They keep on yapping at us and then the door. Hahaha! Here comes Gordy. The poodles have just bolted inside and splashed Mr Next Door with Muddy Water. He is staring at us like we are loons!
Because we are.
"Hey" said Gee "Are those new poodles? I don't remember them"
"Yeah" I answered "Those ones are Miffy and Mitten. The other ones ran away"
"Probably scared of Gordy"
"Probably"
Ten Minutes later
Ryan and I have taken shelter by the door. Doing Mad Dancing in the rain can really make a girl (and Guy) tired. Damn it! I have no keys! I'll have to use Gee's "Ryan, help me get Gee's attention, I need to use her Keys"
"Ok, GEE! WE NEED THE KEYS!!" No response. She's still dancing with Dave in the rain. Now there doing the twist again. How do I get her attention, My hairs bad enough as it is, I don't want it to get any worse!
Think…Ah Ha! Got it!
"Ryan, shout out mental things to try and get there attention"
"Hmm, Ok, I'M GETTING A TATOO ON MY BUTT"
"I'M GONNA SHAVE MY HEAD!"
"I'VE SNOGGED PAMALA ANDERSON!"
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS"
"I'M MOVING TO JAPAN TOMORROW"
"NATE IS HOTT!"
"Really?"
"No."
Two Minutes later
"OGGA BOOGER GOO!"
"M&M"S ARE SEXY!"
40 Seconds later
"WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A STRIPPER!"
"I AM A LEZBIAN!"
Three minutes later
Now their doing some sort of Tango. Great.
So much for trying to save my hair
"Bloody hell! They can't hear us!" said Ryan,
We were now completely drenched
"How could We get their attention…"
"I have an idea!"
I am genius! I took in a big breath and then, at the top of my lungs, I screamed
"SEX!!"
Everyone stopped and looked at me
"Ha. That got your attention"
There. Done. I think that's my longest chapter. Even though it isn't that long. The next probably won't be up for a while because I have some holiday assignments to do, and then I go bac to skool on Tuesday, So, Yeah.
Thx for reading and PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEE review
Gabby xx