Peek-a-boo!
Just a little Triva, but did you know that the Gee Nicks Confessions are based on Louise Rennisons life?
I just discovered that out.
You know that most of things that happen to Libbs and her mates in this Fanfic (Or soon to be in this Fanfic) actually happened to me and my mates?
My mental Mates are my inspiration.
Thank you for all the nice reviews! This is going to be my longest chappie, pages. I actually got this done quicker than I thought I would.
Ok people, please don't think I'm meanio, but, I have decided I will not update until I get 20 reviews. So keep Reviewing
Gabby xx
Ps does anyone know when its Gee or Libby's B-Day?
Sunday, June 22nd
8:55am
My room, My bed
Urgh, just woken up. I feel so blocked up and, well, sick. Gee is lying next to me, we must have both fallen asleep on my bed. I feel sorry for her, I know how much a kick in my sleep.
Four Minutes later
I don't want to get up yet
10 Seconds later
Uh Oh. My nose is tickling.
50 Seconds later
"a.. aaa.. AAAACHOOOO." Damn, that was a big sneeze.
Whoops, I woke up Gee. Hope she doesn't mind. Well it's actually not my fault I've cold, I mean-"AHHHHH ACHOO" Well, I guess that Gee has a cold too. Probably from dancing in the rain
"Libbs?"
"What?"
"Milky Pops?"
She knows I cannot resist Milky Pops.
9 30am
Sitting in bed with our Milky Pops
We have drank our Milky pops.
We went just downstairs and sat on the couch with our blankets, tissue boxes, Jammy Dodgers, tea and started to watch crap shows on TV.
11:00am
Ah, the unstable parental loons have just walked through the door. They keep on complaining about there headaches. Umm, Hello? What about us? We are sick too! You just have massive hangovers! And what about Gee? They haven't even noticed that there eldest daughter is here. Therefore, it is my duty to make them aware of it.
"Um Hello? Mutti? Vati? Your eldest daughter returned from France yesterday and is sitting right here on the couch next to me and you haven't even noticed her here!"
They groaned. "Shut up Libby. Don't shout"
Your Welcome.
Five Minutes later
I think I just might take a snooze – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Monday, 31st June
One Week later
Shocking Surprise!
Me and Gee have only just gotten over our colds. Finally. But we are actually quite scared because Mutti and Vati have a 'surprise' for us.
Ten Seconds later
"Georgia? Libby? We have something to tell you" Mutti said.
"Shock me" I said. I doubt they could.
Vati cut in "Don't be so bloody cheeky."
Cheeky? I have no idea what he's talking about.
"Anyway Bob don't excite yourself you don't want to end up in casualty like last time. Anyway girls. Your father and I are going to go on a European Cruise! Yes it goes all over to France and Italy and Malta and all those exciting places!" She was Jiggling all over.
"Yes girls now Georgia will be here to look after you Libby over the holidays and the first 3 weeks of school. We will be away for 8 weeks." Vati said. I am officially shocked. And surprised. Seriously, I knew they were bad parents, but come on! Deserting us?
"So Mutti when are you actually leaving?"
"In 3 hours."
"3 HOURS? YOU ONLY PLANNED TO TELL US NOW?"
"Well we haven't been well Libby you know that!"
"YOU haven't been well? What, your hangovers? I'm surprised that you even noticed that Gee and I had a cold. I'm actually surprised that you even noticed that Gee had arrived!"
"Don't talk to your mother like that Liberty!"
Grrr. I crossed my arms and made my angry pouting face.
"Ok we are off to pack now. I'll see you later"
4:00 pm
"Ok Libby, Georgia? We are leaving now! I thought about leaving some money but you have enough don't you Georgia? Bye now! Have fun while we're gone! See you in 8 weeks! Bye home! Bye Gordy!"
Two Minutes later
Hmm, I might catch up with the Gang. I'll ring them and ask them to meet up at the park
Five Minutes later
Koolies, everyone one can come, must get ready quickly.
I feel like black today. Don't ask why, because I don't know. Umm…Black shorts, Black 'Save the Future' top, silver necklace, black Sandals (Flip Flops, whatever). Make-up wise – foundation, Bronzer, Blush, lip gloss, touch of Eyeliner and light pink eye shadow
Six Minutes later
Done! That was quick. I'm off now.
"GEE! I'M OFF TO THE PARK TO MEET THE GANG, IF YOU NEED ME RING GABZ' HOUSE!"
Ok now, bye bye
Five Minutes later
At the park. Haven't seen the girls in agggggggggeeeeeeeeeess! But we are here now! Randomz Reunited! Gabz, Ellee, Madz, Shazza, Meils and Me!
Ten Seconds later
Sun baking. In the sun. Obviously. Catching up with the girls
"So Girls, Whats been crakalacking?" said Madz
What the fresh hell?
"What the hell Madz?"
"I have been staying with my cousin for a week. He has rubbed off on me"
"Ok…"
"Well I've been completely bored" said Gabz "I was dumped with Josie for the past week. Alex was no help, she just kept disappearing!"
"Little Sisters, Eh?" said Madz
"Well Alex is bloody thirteen! She's old enough to help! And if she's not bad enough, Kate, who is 17, was at her mates house all week"
"Well I was looking after Natalie all week. I hate 8year olds." Complained Elle
"8year olds are nightmares." Agreed Gabz
"Tough week" Then I turned to Shazz "What 'bout you Shazz? Do anything interesting?"
"I just finished moving houses"
"Really? What about you Meils?"
"Just catching up on some sleep. What about you Libbs?"
"Well, Gee and I have been sick all week because we were dancing in the rain with Dave and Ryan:
They all looked at me
"Gees Back?"
"You were dancing with Dave?"
"And Ryan?"
"Oo-er"
"Why were you dancing in the rain? That was kind of stupid. It's like your asking to be sick" Trust Elle to say something like that.
So I explained to them about Gee coming back, meeting Rollo, SpongeBob, Boys eating, the movie and Dancing in the Rain. I left out the messages from Gabz bit. I wanted to ask her about them later. "So, Yeah. That was the only interesting thing that happened all week. Besides the fact that my so called 'parents' left for an eight week cruise this morning and only bothered to tell us about, three hours before they left"
"Eight weeks? By yourself" asked Elle, getting all worried
I swear that girl has something wrong with her
"No you idiotic nut! Gee will be staying with me"
"Oh. That's Ok"
God.
"Well I have something to tell you" said Shazz, suddenly going all shy, a first for her "Down the road from my new house, there's this guy and we were talking all day yesterday and then we kinda, umm, we sort of…"
"GET TO THE POINT!"
"Snogged"
We all went Oo-er
"Whats his name?" asked Madz curiously
"Josh"
"WHAT?" we all shouted. Is she serious?
"Don't tell me we're talking about nerdy Josh? With the gigantabus Glasses? In our Grade?" Meils practically shouted
Shazz went into panic mode "NO! He's in the 11th grade! Not 9th! He's a completely different Guy! He's not a snivelling little Nerd!"
Phew. We all sighed in relief
Ten Seconds later
"So" I said "Tell us about him"
She kinda put on this dreamy look "Well he can be really shy, but not around me, because he's really funny and always says nice things about me. He tells me I shouldn't ever change anything. He's into computes and stuff, but he's not really that smart, he kept following me around…but he's soooooo adorable! He has brown eyes and dark brown hair, with a square-ish Jaw…"
Blimey, she can rave
"…He also has long hair that flops down around his ears, they actually look like two brown hairy ears!"
"So his hair makes him look like a basset hound?" asked Meils
"Umm…Yes?"
"He sounds like one too. Always following you around"
"…Well anyway, he can also be so, err, rhyming? No, I mean poetic. He sent me a text this morning, it said 'Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'd do anything for you' He reminds me of that famous dude, what's his name? William Shakespeare"
"So then" said Meils "Your new boyfriend is William Shakespeares Basset Hound"
HA! Meils is classic.
Two Minutes later
We are all in hysterics. Shazz is dating a dog!
One minute later
We have decided to nickname Josh, Billy (short for William, you know William Shakespeares Basset Hound? Willy just didn't sound right) just so we don't confuse him with Nerdy Josh.
Five Minutes later
We were just all talking to each other when suddenly Gabz whispered to me "I am going Mental, or is there some Pervs in the Bush watching us?"
Very discretely, I pretended to be just lazily looking around, but looked at the Bushes. Sure enough there were about three boys crouching in the bush watching us. Pervs.
Hmm…I've just had a brilliant idea!
"Gabz, I've just had a brilliant idea"
"Spill"
So I told her. Then we told the rest of the girls, but in hushed voices, we didn't want the guys to here. Once we had finished telling everyone, Madz burst out laughing "Maddie! Keep it down"
She put on a very serious face, and then said, in a Russian accent "So, ve havs divived za plan, vit is time to take acvion"
That's my girl!
30 Seconds later
Me, Gabz, Madz and Meils did the pretendy-look-at-watch-then-rush-off-somewhere thing, but really we just went behind the big tree. We left Shazz and Elle there as bait, the pervs must be distracted. Can I just tell you, they are very bad actors. Shazz keeps laughing. But it is very funny, they are pulling up there shorts and lying in the sun. The Pervs are agog as three agog things. Shazz just keeps laughing, actually, now she is vibrating, the boys cannot stop looking at her Nunga's.
"Shut up you fish!" said Elle
But she kept laughing.
Two Minutes later
We have taken Madz eyeliner and drawn thick black lines under our eyes, like the army peeps do. We look scary, if I must say so myself
Ten Seconds later
5
4
3
2
1
AHH!
We ran out from behind the tree screaming. We gave the guys the shock of there life! I thought they were going to go to the piddly-diddly department in their pants! They jumped up and ran all the way home! Hahaha! Serves them right!
I recognised one them, it was Mitch from down the road, MBG cousin. Ha! That's the second time he's ran away from me. Well last time he was actually running from Dave and Ryan, but…SHUT UP!
Two Minutes later
We are walking back to Gabz house. We are still laughing. We also still have our eyeliner on, so we are running down the streets crying out war songs.
One Second later
Well actually, we are singing the batman theme song
"Nana Nana Nana Nana, Nana Nana Nana Nana, Batman!"
We are truly the warrior's of the Amazon
So I said "We are truly the warrior's of the Amazon"
"Except we're not in the amazon" said Meils
Well, Duh
"Don't be Dim Meils"
Gabz House
We were just standing outside Gabz house, trying to catch our breath, when suddenly two little boys came screaming down the road. They started circling and growling at us.
Oh. My. God.
It's them. Nates Brothers aka The Gruesome Twosome.
"NATE! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! COME AND CONTROL YOUR BROTHERS! NOW!" I screamed.
Nate and Ryan came running down the street "Mark! Ryan! Get back here!"
"Why are they screaming for Ryan? He's not circling us" asked Shazz
"No, one of the twins is called Ryan"
"Ohh, so there are two Ryan's?"
"Yes" Jeez, what is wrong with everyone today? They're so out of it.
Suddenly Elle pointed over to no where and shouted "Wow! Look over there!"
The dim-witted boys looked, then, while they were distracted, Meils, Shazz and Elle ran into the house. But Madz, Gabz and I bravely stayed to take them on.
Ten Seconds later
No need now. The boys have grabbed them "Go Home. Now! Niall will be there. Now. Go." said Nate, before letting them go
"Your letting them go home by themselves? What if they terrorise some poor soul on the way home?" Asked Madz. She actually looked seriously concerned.
Yeah right.
"I don't think they will, we only live at the end of the street"
"Oh, Right. Well then, your poor brother"
"He is 17. If I can handle them, so can he."
Madz shrugged "If you say so"
One Second later
Some Guy is running down the street towards us. He has just skidded to a halt. Then he kinda shouted at Nate "Can't you those Nuts you call brothers under control! I just had to apologize to that old lady they terrorised!"
He was actually kinda fit. He had browny-blondy hair and Blue eyes with a hint of green. He had pale-ish skin and was slender but small.
Not Bad.
One Second later
NO! Not for me, you dirty minded people! But maybe for someone else…
Two Seconds later
Mr Fit turned around "Hey, I'm James, Nates cousin, I just moved here"
Then Nate said "This is Gabz, Libs and Madz"
"You go to our school then?"
Oh right, you don't know about that, do you?
Well when we were in yr7, there was an explosion in the science labs at Foxwood, but they were running out of money and could never repair the damages. Eventually they had no money and had to shut down. So, out of the kindness of her heart (cough, cough) Slim made our school Co-Ed and had the boys from Foxwood attend our school.
They've been there for a year already and yet Slim still refuses to let there be Boys and Girls in the same class as each other. Actually, she still refuses to let us have lunch together. It's like they're not even at the same school as us.
Ten Seconds later
Elle just came outside "Gabz! Your phone is ringing!"
Gabz ran inside to pick it up. Elle came out "Are those evil little twins gone? I'm glad I escaped" James looked at her "If I can't escape from those boys, how did you? There must be a working brain behind those good looks"
Elle blushed. Big time. "Oh, Um, Thanks, it wasn't really, um, that, um, hard. Just, ah, trickery, or something"
Is it just me, or did she just sound like Gee's friend Ellen?
"Well that's cool, umm…"
"Elle. My names Elle"
"I'm James"
"So" asked Madz "Where's Zac?"
"You mean the Oh Mad One?" said Ryan "I have no idea"
"Well he owes me a snog"
"Really"
"Oh Yeah"
"Well, we're all heading to the cinema tomorrow, do you fine ladies want to come?"
"Sounds Good"
Gabz came back outside "Do you guys feel up for a party? Cause Gee just rang up and said party at hers and we're all invited"
The boys all nodded "Sure, we'll be there" said James "We'll ask Zac to come too"
"It's at 7:00"
"Ok, see you guys then"
The guys walked down the road and went into Nates house. We all went inside.
Five Minutes later
All the girls have gone home to get ready. It's just me and Gabz now
"Libs?"
"Yaaaaah?"
"Who's Sven?"
"Oh, that's Ro-Ro's guy"
'And Ro-Ro is…"
"Gee's friend Rosie"
"Should I be scared of him?"
"Very"
6:15pm
Still at Gabz House
Chillaxing
Gabz has changed and we have both reapplied our make-up. We are ready for the party! But still have another half an hour before we can head off
One Minute later
Just flipping through the channels
Two Seconds later
I just remembered that I haven't asked Gabz about Ryan yet. Now is the perfect time
"Hey Gabz"
"Hmm?" said answered, still looking at the TV
"When did you and Ryan get together?"
"What?" She turned to face me "What are you talking about?"
"Don't play Dim, I saw how many messages there were on his phone from you, so I asked him about them, and he said you were official snogging partners"
She just looked at me.
Five Seconds later
Still Looking
Three Seconds later
It's like she just figured something out because she said "Oh Yeah! Um, Sorry I didn't, Uh, tell you Libs, I've been, err, kinda busy"
Well it took her long in enough!
"So, it's been about a week now?"
"Um…Yeah…"
She really didn't seem to know what she was talking about. How sad.
7:00pm
We are outside My House. All the gang arrived at the same time as us and so did the boys. We all went in together.
Gee had moved all the furniture, probably so Sven couldn't destroy everything
15 Minutes later
Slim always calls us "Silly little Misfits, who will get nowhere in life, if you continue to act this way. Just like Georgia and her friends." So we have decided to make a list of the Ace Gang and their jobs.
Georgia – French Translator
Jas – Vet
Jools – PA
Rosie – German Translator
Mabz – Australian Travel Agent
Ellen – Primary School Teacher
Ha! They all did pretty well! And they didn't change their ways!
The boys came over to see what we were doing and told us that Mr Hendricks, their maths teacher, tells them the exact same thing, except referring to Dave and his mates. So we are making a list of the Guys.
Dave – Actor/Comedian
Tom – Environmental Protection Leader
Rollo – Police Officer
Ed – Domestic Pilot
Sven – DJ
Dec – Training Lawyer
Ok, so maybe the guys didn't do as well, but WOAH! I was so surprised to find out Dec was training to become a lawyer! I didn't think he was that smart, but apparently he can put up a hell of a fight.
Wait, Tom is pretty good too. He's like the environment protection person for our area. I know it has something to do with politics, like a Greens party or something.
Ok, so the guys are pretty good too.
One Second later
"Are all these people still together?" asked Meils
"No. Jools and Rollo are married and so are Rosie and Sven and as you know Jas and Tom are going to be married. I'm not sure about Mabz and Ed, but Ellen and Dec are defiantly broken up 'cause Ellen brought boyfriend here, that Gary guy. And you know that Gee and Dave are broken up"
"Oh. Ok"
8:30pm
It's vair, vair, tiring dancing you know
5 Minutes later
Me, Gabz and Nate have sat down for a rest. Ryan and Dave are doing this mad dancing, it's very funny. We are watching Sven dancing
"I see what you mean about Sven" said Gabz
"Uh Huh"
"He's a super koolies dancer though"
"I know"
"But I'm still slightly scared of him"
"You should be"
Ten Seconds later
"Ahh, Dave and Ryan are funny, aren't they? That is one of their qualities" said Gabz
"What are my qualities?" asked Nate
"Huh?"
"Describe me"
"Ok, um…Black hair, olive skinned, some black freckles, average height, Adopted, two younger mental twin brothers, one tosser for a big brother, blue eyes, good sense of humour-"
"Not stating the facts"
"Hmm…"
But she didn't get to finish, because Dave came over and dragged us up and made us Dance
Two Minute later
We are all doing wicked air guitar. It is so much fun!
But Dave and Ryan are the kings of air guitar.
9:15pm
Gabz and Ryan are talking. Gabz looks angry and Ryan looks like he is trying to explain something to her. He's just dropped his head. Oh No, Gabz made him sad. Are they going to break up already?
Two Seconds later
Gabz has nodded and said something. Ryan is happy now. Damn, they're not breaking up!
Wait a second, why did I say damn? I mean Yay! They're not breaking up
One Second later
I can see Nate staring at them too. Why is he interested?
Two Second later
Gabz is saying something again. He looked over at me. Whoops, he's seen me staring at them.
He doesn't seem to mind though. Weird. He just turned back to Gabz and nodded. What is up with the nodding?
But then Gabz leaned forward and snogged him.
Yep, they really are back together.
Wait a sec, they never broke up!
10:00pm
Taking another break with Meils and Shazz. We are actually watching Elle, she has been talking to James all night, but she is too shy to snog him or anything. So they are just talking.
Madz and Zac are snogging each others faces off in the corner. Typical.
10 Minutes later
Jools has come over to say hello. "Hello!"
"Hey Jools"
"Tired?"
"Yep"
"Mind if I sit"
"Nope"
So Jools sat with us. She looked and Madz and Zac in the corner "Has she told you what number she's gotten up to?"
"Um, what?"
"Don't tell me Gee hasn't given you the snogging scale?"
"Um, No"
Two Minutes later
Jools has given us the 'Snogging Scale'
0.5 Sticky Eyes
1. Holding Hands
2. Arms around waist
3. Goodnight Kiss
4. Kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What sad person counts how long they are snogging for?)
4.5. Hand snogging (What the hell?)
5. Open mouth kissing
6. Tongues
6 1/4. Nip libbling (Sounds nice…)
6 1/2. Ear snogging (Sounds Yuck)
6 3/4. Neck nuzzling (Hmm…)
7. Upper body fondling – outdoors
8. Upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8. (Huh?)
9. Below waist activity
10. The Full Monty (oolala)
I think it is quite sophisticated
10:35pm
Sven has put on Jingle Bells and the Ace Gang is teaching us the Viking bison disco inferno. It goes
Stamp, stamp to the left
Left leg kick, kick
Arm up
Stab, stab to the left (that's the pillaging bit)
Stamp, stamp to the right
Right leg kick, kick
Arm up
Stab, stab to the right
Quick twirl around with both hands raised to Thor (whatever)
Raise your (pretend) drinking horn to the left
Drinking horn to the right
Horn to the sky
All over body shake
Huddly duddly
And fall to the knees with a triumphant shout of 'HORRRRNNNNN!'
It is vair Marvy, with knobs. We all cried "THANK YOU EASTBOURNE!" at the end and everyone clapped. Even though we do not live in eastborune. It's just some really weird thing we heard in a movie. We are Brillo pads, but admittedly, the ace gang are better. All the guys clapped, but Shazz is going to have to practice, a lot, before she can get it right, because when we were stabbing, she stabbed my head
11:00pm
The Guys are leaving now, so all us girls are going outside to say goodbye. "Bye!"
Madz and Zac had a Goodbye Snog and Ryan gave Gabz a kiss on the cheek. James sorted of waved to Elle and she waved back
Two Minutes later
The Guys are walking down the street
Two Seconds later
Wait, why is James running back? "Elle, do you want to go out some time?"
"Aren't you going to the movies tomorrow?"
"I mean some other time"
"Um, well, YES!"
One Minute later
Elle wrote her number on James' arm then he kissed her on the cheek and ran down the street to the guys. Elle is all giddy and happy. Freaky.
11:15pm
Dave just left. Now that's everyone. God I'm tired
"Ok Gee. I'm hitting the sack. Night."
"Night Libs"
Nighty Night
Wow, hat's my longest chapter. 12 Microsoft office Word Pages! Yay!
Hope you like it
Gabz xx