Ok, Hello Everyone!
Now you probably all think I was abducted by Aliens or something and want to personally kill me for not updating, but a girl needs a break you know! It's summer over here and I've been on holidays! I have a very nice tan at the moment, and I have learned how to water-ski, except I wasn't skiing, I was on a knee board… but same-same.
Anyways, you are all probably going to hate me for this, but, I had about four chappies ready to upload, but they were on my Vati's computer and for some unknown reason, he deleted them. Ss I only have this chappie cause it was on my chapter.
Mega sorry Everyone!
Enjoy this Chappie, Most things in this actually happened (Yes, the mango thing happened to me)
TaaTaa
Gabz xx
3rd July
9:40 am
I just had the weirdest dream.
It started off with myself, Gabz and Ryan in these really long black cloaks, then Gabz shouted "Come on! Get ready! It's Coming" There was all this screaming and thumping in the background, as well as some police sirens. Then Ryan and Gabz jumped in the air, so I did too, and this big blue bubble formed around us and sent us flying towards all the screaming "My force field won't last long! So kill him quick!" cried Gabz.
Do you want to know what we were killing?
A Giant Bunny.
Ryan started throwing these Blue energy balls that formed in his hand at the Bunny. It turned around and in it's paw was Nate and dancing on it's head was Madz singing "Woop Woop! Go team! Heyyyyyaaa! Baby get shakey!"
Random? I know.
Then the bubble popped and Gabz had jumped to save Nate and Madz had started singing
"STOP! Don't touch me there! This is my private Square! R-A-P-E, RAPE! Don't Do it."
Then a magic carpet came up and caught Ryan and I before we fell "Nice Save Puss" said Ryan, then he leaned in for a snog, but stopped "Libs" he said "Your hair has turned into a bush, where are you?"
Then he reached in and grabbed my lips and said "I think I might just keep these"
Then I woke up.
Gosh, I need some Breakfast.
30 Seconds later
Staggered downstairs and tried not to fall over.
Gee's already up and on the phone. By the sounds of things, she's talking to Jas.
Hmm…I think I might have cornflakes.
10 Seconds later
Jas has not obviously satisfied her, so Gee has decided to bug me
"Libbs? What's been happening with you? I haven't really been able to speak to you about your mates or anything. It's only fair. I told you my INNER SECRETS (Oo-er) the other night. So SPILL!"
She'll have to wait, I'm eating
10 Seconds later
"Any time now Libbs."
Crunch, Crunch, Swallow
"Nothing"
"What?"
"Nothing!"
"You mean to tell me that nothing has happened in the last week that I don't know about with your group?"
Well, she wants to know does she? Well she's gonna get it now
"Oh. Well we did scare a bunch of pervs at the park and left Elle and Shazz as bait and they…"
HaHaHaHaHaHa, I knew she'd get bored. She's not listening anymore
30 Minutes later
Going to meet the Randomz down at the park.
What to wear?
Two Minutes later
Argh! I'm Supposed to be there now!
12:25 pm
Park
Ok, I'm slightly late, but only by 10 minutes!
It's cold today, so I decided on wearing some Jeans, a Black T-Shirt with a Yellow Smiley face on it and Mutti's new never-worn-before ankle boots that she left behind.
She'll never notice
Probably because I won't tell her.
Five Minutes later
We're all sitting on the bench (Well Gabz is sitting on the ground) watching the guys (Yes, how surprising, the boys just happened to turn up at the park at the same time as us) playing footie
"So Meils, we haven't heard much about you and Rue" said Shazz
I just realised that rhymed
Haha
"Well I can say, that he is officially all mine!" Meils stated proudly
"Oolala, so what number on the scale then?" asked Elle
"Um…I don't know. I can't remember the scale"
"Hold up" said Gabz "I got a copy in my bag" So she started rummaging through her blue shoulder bag.
Two Seconds later
"!"
We all blocked our ears. Gabz had screamed that really loud, super squeaky, girly scream. Even the boys stopped playing footie and looked at us
"Gabz" called out Nate "What's wrong? You Ok?"
Slowly she drew her hand out of her bag. It was covered in all this white and yellow stuff "Do not ask me how, but a mango yogurt has exploded in my bag"
Silence.
Three Seconds later
…
BAH HAHA HAHA
We all burst out laughing.
I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt. Gabz is just sitting there blinking and looking at her hand.
"Not funny guys, it's all over my notepad!"
That just made us all laugh harder. "Well it is kinda funny…" and Gabz joined in laughing and before long, she was also in hysterics
A laughing Spaz later
We all calmed down and the boys went back to playing footie while we talked again, until Gabz said she was going home to get cleaned up.
So, we followed her.
Well, not until after Madz and Elle had snogged the faces off James and Zac. I swear, they have no pride.
Gabz House
We all sat in Gabz' lounge room snaking on chips and lollies and all sorts of things. I wonder where she pulls this stuff from? She's got bloody everything!
She's got her notebook in front of the heater to try and dry the mango off it.
"Ok, is anyone scared of Dogs?" asked Gabz
Um, no. I live with Gordy, aka Killer Cat. It's like having a very flexible, savage dog.
"No"
"Nope"
"Er, no"
"No Way"
"Mrr Huhh" Jeez Shazz, have much of a mouthful?
"Ok Good" said Gabz "Cause I'm gonna let my dog in"
So she opened her backdoor and a little black dog bolted inside. He was very jumpy and er, licky? He just kept jumping on everyone and licking us, it was so adorable, but it was soon bored with us, so Dexter – Yes, that's his name – trotted off to do something else.
20 Minutes later
I decided to start telling the girls about my dream, they seem quite interested, especially Madz.
"Libby, What was the song I was singing again?" asked Madz
Good Question. Hm…Let me rack my brains…
"It went STOP! Don't touch me there! This is my private Square! R-A-P-E, RAPE! Don't Do it."
"Hm…" Madz went silent for the first time in her life, I think she's thinking. Freaky Banana's.
"GOT IT!" shouted Madz. She jumped up off the ground and cleared her throat "Are you ready for my most creative most extraordinary dance, song, thingo that I have ever thought off"
There was some Yeah's and Yep's
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"HELL YEAH MADZ!"
"Ok, Brace yourselves" She took in a deep breath and started singing the Rape song, but with actions. It went
Stop! Stop sign with your hand
Don't Touch me There! Pointing at whoever your singing too
This is my Private Square! Draw a square in the air
R Left hand in the Air
A Right hand in the Air
P Left hand covers Right Nugga
E Right hand covers left Nugga
RAPE Stop sign with both hands
Don't Do it! Pointing at whoever your singing too
It wasn't actually that creative but it was catchy, so we all jumped up and started singing it until we collapsed on the floor laughing.
One Minute later
Gabz went out to check on her notepad and we started talking about couples
"What about Gabz and Ryan? Does anyone know how they're going?" asked Meils
"I don't know about them, but if you didn't know that they were together, you'd think they were only friends by the way they act" said Elle
"Really? I don't pay much attention" said Shazz
"Well, were gonna have teach then how to get it onnnNNNNnnn" she got up and started doing some little dirty Dances. Not a very pleasant sight.
The girls started shouting encouragement
"Shake them hips"
"Thrust Thrust"
"Show 'em hows it done Madz!"
Suddenly, Madz just stopped dancing and started pacing "SOOOO My mum said I can't get an Elephant unless I clean my room, but I said, the elephant can just clean my room for me and…" then she stopped. What the fresh Hell?
"Are you Okay Madz?
She just waggled her eyebrows and tilted her head towards the door. Ahh, I see, Gabz mum's there. How embarrassing would it be if she caught us talking about, well, Gabz and Ryan.
His went on for ages. A little wild dancing and *forbidden talk* and then "Yeah but then mum said, whose gonna walk the elephant? And I said it can walk itself and then there was the whole other story with the llama…" until Gabz mum finally left to go shopping.
Vair vair Funny if you ask me. Oh God, I'm starting to sound like Gee
One Minute later
Gabz just walked back in, I was wondering where she'd gone
"Gabz! You missed it, it was so funn-"
"Yeah I heard you, comic genius Madz, but can I ask, have you ever used the excuse, my dog ate my homework or something?"
Yes.
But it was my Cat.
"Nope"
"Well, er, mine kinda did"
Then she pulled her notebook out from behind her back. It was all chewed up and half eaten
"I found Dexter eating it when I went to get it. I had to chase him to get it back…"
But we didn't hear the rest cause we were laughing so hard
Half an hour later
Meils and Shazz have left because they had a double date with Billy and Rue. Elle also left because she had to mind her little sister again.
So it's just me, Gabz and Madz.
Were upstairs in Gabz room. I can't believe that she has a bass guitar and an Electric guitar in her room!
"Gabz, I can't believe you have a bass guitar and an electric guitar in your room!" exclaimed Madz
"Oh, they're not mine, they're my neighbours. I'm looking after them while she's away, but that doesn't mean I don't play them" She picked up the bass guitar and started playing some riff thingy's
"You know, I play electric? Just basic pick up stuff" said Madz, picking up the guitar and joining in.
Then they started talking music, so I tuned out
Fifteen Minutes later
I am sooooooo bored. Do you know how boring and mind murdering it is to attempt to do anything when you're in someone else's house and your so called 'host' is chatting to someone else about a completely foreign topic and excluding you and when you try to strike up a conversation with them, they just tune you out? Well that's what's happening to me.
I am so bored that I was thinking for ages about that sentence. See how I used those big words?
Yes, I am that bored.
And a vair sad person.
Five Minutes later
You know what? I'm gonna teach these guys a lesson! I am going too sneak out of here, so when they actually decide to stop talking, they completely freak out!
Ha! I am an Evil Genius!
Now lets think…
The door would be to obvious, but that is the only way out.
Well, I guess I could hide…
Nah, that defeats the purpose.
I Know! The window!
Back at home
That was very…eventful.
Do you want to know what happened when I climbed out the window?
Well, I'll tell you.
As I was innocently climbing out the window, it just so happens that Nate and Ryan were walking home from the park back to Nates house and they just so happened to see me climbing out the window, but I didn't notice, until of course I hear
"I think Puss in Boots is trying to escape"
I was so shocked that I was lost my grip and fell on top of him. I screamed, he laughed and Nate was in absolute hysterics.
Ryan helped me up "Don't cats always land on their feet?"
I looked at him with my what-are-going-on-about-you-loon look
"You are Puss in Boots after all"
"Whaa?"
"Well a frisky kitten wearing boots is trying to escape the terrors indoors by climbing out the window. That classifies as Puss in Boots to me. By the way, where's your sword?"
I biffed him over the head
He just laughed
"Well Puss, it seems Nate has abandoned me" Yes, Nate had climbed in the window to see the girls "So would you like to come back to my house for a bit?"
"Um, Love too"
"Grea-"
"But I'm tired and need to get back home, sorry"
"That's ok, I'll walk with you"
Front Door
So Ryan walked me home and we're just standing at the front door like too idiots
Finally he broke the silence
"I have a confession"
"Go on"
"Well…"
Great, I hoped you liked that chappie!
All Finito, now you must wait!
MwaHAHAHAHAHA
Only Joking, I'm not that mean
Continue.
"Well What?"
"I think I have an obsession with the French"
"Huh?"
"Ciao my petite le puss in le boots!" Then he kissed me on both cheeks, then he ran off laughing.
The idiot.
"By the way, Ciao is Italian!"
11th of July
10:00 am
I am up already!
I'm also dressed!
Wow, it's pretty early, but I need to do some serious shopping with Gee. All she seems to be doing is moping around. So wake up time!
Five Seconds later
"Up you get sleepy head. We have so much to do!"
"Mumumiufifhuhudhuihdiskjn"
"I'm sorry?"
"I said I don't want to get out of bed."
"Well too bad Gee, time to get UP! UP UP UP."
"Nope."
She's forced me to take serious measures
Four Minutes later
"!"
"LIBBY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Ahh, the old ice-down-the-back-of-the-shirt trick. Works every time.
10 Minutes later
I am being squashed to death by Gee, who just happens to be sitting on me
"Gee? Can I tell you something?"
"Hm I guess."
I got as close to her ear as possible, then said
"GET OFF ME YOU BLOODY IDIOT"
10:15am
Eating Brekkie.
I feel bad now cause Gee is moping around even more and she looks really, really sad.
"Gee?"
"Humph?"
"I'm sorry."
She looked at me with a fish face
"I know you miss Robbie and I shouldn't have put the ice down your back and shouted at you but I'm bored. And you're getting a bit boring. No offence, but you seem to be really down a lot lately."
3 Seconds later
"Libbs, I haven't spoken to Robbie since before I left France. He isn't answering any of my calls and I have no idea why he isn't returning them either."
The she stuffed some jam and biscuits in her mouth
Seven Seconds later
After thinking for a full seven seconds, I said to Gee
"Gee, I know that you miss him. But it is extremely odd that he isn't answering the phonio. I'm guessing that he is vair busy with the tour that he probably has no time to call. I wouldn't worry Gee. Chillax."
That is it, I sound too much like Gee.
12:00pm
Meils called everyone to come and meet her at the clock tower. I was going to bring Gee so she could do some shopping with us, but she didn't look up to it.
Clock tower
The Gang are already here. Plus Kathy and Len, who we have decided are now 'Trainee Randomz'
We are all getting geared up for a good shop; well that's what we assume Meils has brought us here for.
We were all jabbering away when Meils called everyone to attention, we all did the special salute – i.e. sticking two fingers at your forehead and then spinning them around (The fingers not your forehead) – before Meils started
"I have called you all here today to announce that tomorrow there will be a party at my house, 'cause the rents are away and my sister Rebecca is staying with me, so please spread the word, anyone is invited, including the Ace gang, so please tell Gee Libs, I would like to finish my billopads convo with RoRo and Mabz. Afterwards, you are also invited to stay the night. That invitation is only extended to members of the Randomz and Ace Gang ONLY. No Guys. At All. You may now depart."
We all looked at her.
"You know you could have used the phone"
3:45pm
Just walking home.
We didn't end up shopping, but just walking around the shops instead.
We found, like, a million packets of fairy dust on the ground, unopened, so we went around blowing fairy dust in everyone's faces, even the security guards! Some people loved it, and we gave a packet to all the little kids that walked by, but some old git complained, so we were escorted out of the centre by the guards.
Poo them.
Home
Living Room
Couch of Boredom
Just watching TV, doing nothing really. Gee is on the phone again, I think she's calling Robbie, again. That stupid Prat. I never liked him. He always ignored me when ever he saw me and treated me like I was still that stupid little kid. He doesn't deserve Gee, at all. But she loves him, well at least she think she does.
She just turned around and hung up the phone, she's got little mousey eyes, like she's been crying, and she got that face on. I haven't seen that look in so long! My sister is a cheeky minx.
"Gee, you really need to stop snogging Dave"
"Um Libbs? Uh. How did you-um- know?"
Does she think I'm stupid, or something? This is ridiculous, if it weren't for Bloody Robbie she'd be with Dave now, maybe even married and she'd be really happy!
Hope she has an explanation for her stupidness
"Gee do you have something you wish to tell me?"
And then she went off to blubber central. Crying and Crying. It was freaky seeing Gee like this. She told me everything. About Dave, 'not cheating'(in her words), Robbie, lying, No:10, Bed Snogging, Bananas. The list goes on.
I didn't know that Gee actually did No.10 for the first time with Dave. I thought it was with Robbie.
20 Minutes later
This is ridiculous! Gee is so messed up at the moment and it's all because off one person!
I think you know who that is.
"Libbs? Don't get angry at me I really am sorry I just can't control myself. When someone says those things to you all the old memories came back to me about Dave and Me and how good we were together and how at first I didn't want to break up with him. But then Robbie came along and was nice to me and cared for me. I needed that then. Especially then… And I just became really close with Robbie. But now I know that Robbie only did those things because he wanted Dave out of the picture. He wanted me to forget. But I think the problem is Libbs… that I didn't forget."
Finally! She is coming to her senses!
"Libbs…"
"Yes Gee.."
"Dave and I aren't just matey type mates..."
You don't say!
3 Seconds later
She really needs to put an end to this. She needs to tell Robbie it's over and get back together with Dave!
"Gee. You need to see Robbie."
2 Seconds later
"Gee you need to see Robbie now..."
Ok, the rest of the chapter will hopefully be uploaded quickly 'cause I know exactly what I'm writing.
Yet again, I am super mega extra triple hugely double sorry with knobs about it taking so long, but life gets in the way of things a lot, doesn't it?
Catch you Kool Kats later
Gabz xx