GUYS PLEASE DON"T KILL ME.
I AM SO SORRY, BUT I FINALLY UPDATED and hopefully I'll finish this story...
after my very busy life started to ease off, I forgot about this ! And then yesterday I turned on my old computer again and found the next chapter, ready for uploading, I was like "I need to finish this" and yeah.
So here it is, after a year, and enjoy
over and out
Gabs
ps, LittleMissPANTALOONS, tdancer1994, E arth. K id. T ree. H ugger, numba1taylorfan4life, LaughKittykatForEver, millsXOXO, iHeartDavex3, I uploaded :D
pps Miss Gypsy Willow your penguins delievered their message :)
ppps sorry xXxMHAWxXx but we decided, due to our lack of time and laziness and what not, to shorten the story and just make one, no sequel, sorry :(
11th of July
Stunned
In the living room
I am stunned. I just gave a meaningful speech. Wow.
Gee also looks, slightly, amazed.
People usually say I get to distracted to say anything meanin- YUM! Jam and biscuits. (:
12th of July
10:00am
Up already
Packing
The good thing about me is that I am a good packer.
So let's think, lets do a mental check list
Pink 'Kiss Kiss' T-shirt, Check
Black Mini skirt, Check
White Sandals, Check
White Headband, Check
Portable Makeup kit, Check
Elmo P.J's, Check
Elmo Slippers, Check
Tooth Brush and Tooth paste, Check
Creams and stuff, Check
Ipod, Check
White Shoulder Bag, Check
That's it, done
10 Minute later
I'll go Check on Gee
Five Seconds later
"HOW MUCH ARE YOU TAKING!"
"Only this."
"ONLY?"
She had Three Full Suitcases!
"Its not THAT bad. I cut it down from 5 suitcases."
"FIVE?"
"Yes Libby! Listen will you!"
I knelt down and started to unpack her bags, I swear my sister is so, um, well there's no word for it.
Who does she think would carry these anyway? They are soooo heavy. She'd probably make me carry them because she thinks I am a slavey pack-Llama. But I am not.
I am a human being of the normal sort.
Well slightly normal.
And probably slightly scary.
"OI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! I NEED ALL THAT AND IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO PACK IT!" screamed Gee
"Gee why do you need these clothes? You never wear them!"
She had and old skirt and dress and t-shirts that she hadn't worn for three years
"Well I might need them"
"What about this? You have a calendar!"
"I might forget the date"
"You're only going to be a week." I don't think even Robbie would want to carry these! But who knows, maybe they have little leprechauns at the Irish airport that carry around your bags for you, while doing a little jig and singing some folk song. They probably let you keep the leprechauns until you get to the place you're staying, so when they dump your bags they give you a little show and then start smoking a pipe. Then they probably take you to the end of the rainbow as well
"Why are you taking a portable ironing table?"
"I might need to do some ironing."
"You hate ironing. You said it gives you lurgy of the hands."
20 Minutes later
God. Finally! I have fit everything Gee needs into one suitcase that is not that heavy.
In a way.
Sort of.
Ok, it's heavy.
"Libbs that is pure geniosity."
30 Minutes later
Meils House
The party starts at five, but us Randoms are invited to come around earlier. Meils lives in this little tiny street/alleyway sort of thing, which goes uphill. It has this humongous tree looming over the whole street that's all Green and perfect. It's like a scene from a movie or something.
In autumn all these pretty orange leaves fall on the street making it so beautiful. I think Elle drew it for one of her art projects. I also think she got full marks, but Ell's is also a good artist.
I also think Meils photographed it for photography assignment. She also got full marks, but she is also a talented photographer.
I also thin-
I also talk to myself way too much.
Two Seconds later
I knocked on the door only for it to open instantly and have everyone topple out and land on top of me!
I have been squished by seven people.
I have become the human pancake.
Half an hour later
After pulling myself out from underneath the human avalanche, I dumped my bag inside and was dragged back out by Meils. By the Hair, might I add. She took us all down to the bus stop and instructed us to sit and wait for the bus.
So here we are now, on the bus, heading to God knows where. Well actually God does know where we are going, because he knows everything, and Meils also knows were we are going because she's the one that dragged us on the bus.
Two Minutes later
There's this fat kid sitting next to me wearing a sweaty yellow singlet. He keeps staring at me and then looking out the window, it's really freaky.
Two seconds later
The guy is looking me up and down. Now his eyes have stopped and he's looking at my…Nunga Nungas!
Urgh! What a Pedo!
Luckily, the bus has just stopped.
OMG ewwwww! He just winked at me
I'm getting off as fast as I can!
Four Hours later
4:00pm
Back at Meils House
It turns out Meils was taking us down to this cute little beach.
We all ran down, took our shoes off and started to run towards the water, it was like a movie! At least that's what it felt like.
It was slow motion and everything was all cool until we reached the water.
IT WAS BLOODY FREEZING!
We all bolted back up to our shoes and bags screaming like loons, which was very funny and un-movie like.
After killing our poor shoes as we shoved them back on our cold feet, we started running again. The sad thing is, we didn't even know where we were running to, so, like the loon she is, Gabz screamed out "TO NEVERLAND!"
And that started it.
My God, we are Random.
It's fun XD
Eventually after about five minutes of running to Neverland we stopped at this huge fountain and tried to catch our breath, which was really hard because we kept laughing.
Finally we caught our breaths and decided to have some lunch, yum yum!
We found this super cute little café right next to the fountain, so we all ordered some drinks, I just got a coke, nothing fancy, and two pizzas to share. I have no idea what type of pizza they were, you'll have to ask Elle, she's the Italian.
That's right, I know an Italian. How hip am I?
Anyways, so, after our fabby lunch we decided to have a "Photo Session!", being absolutely utter beauties we are. Posing in front of the fountain, on benches, as super slick, cool people. (Don't judge us, we are girls and do like to have some fun. We are only 15, we're allowed to be vain, don't pretend you don't do it)
We could so easily be models, it just comes naturally.
Hah.
But Mads is taking it seriously. She honestly believes she can make it as a model, but I doubt that that she'd fit into the super sophis world of drugs and what not. She's not serious enough, unless they're looking for entertainment in the form of a mental, Amazonian warrior loon.
So after our camera hogging, which took an hour in itself, we collapsed under this mega tree and stuck our legs in the sun to try and tan up. God knows we needed it! Well except for Gabz and Len, they're too tanned already. Humph. Not Fair.
We were just giggling and chatting, examining all the guys that walked past, rating them on a scale from hot to not, when he came. That mega Jelliod, super gorgy, jaw dropping bundle of yum that he was,
Tommy.
He was with a few lads I recognised from around my neighbourhood. He didn't notice us as he walked past, but they all walked straight into the Italian Café that we'd come out of. I turned back around to talk to the girls and see them all staring at me "What?"
"You sooooo fancy him" said Meils
"Oh Yes" agreed Shazz
"Oh No! No way!" I exclaimed. I mean, yeah he was hot, but no, really?
"Oh My God! Yes! You so do!" cried Kathy. Shnit, she wasn't going to drop this.
"Oo lala! Libby and – who?"
"Tommy" said Meils "His name is Tommy"
"Ahh, that is a lucky name my little potato!" said Len, I gave her my what-the-hell-len-since-when-did-you-know-about-lucky-names-and-why-am-I-a-potato look. She laughed. Poo her.
"Libby and Tommy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Honestly Kathy, how old are you?"
"This is perrrrrrrrrrfect" said Gabs, a very wide, evil grin spreading across her face
"Gabs…"
"Well, you see, last time I was at your place, I was looking through your cupboard, trying to find something to borrow-"
"You mean steal"
"When I happened to stumble across two big boxes of Gee's old stuff, and a this book just happened to fall out"
"Really?"
"Shut up Libs, this is my story. Anyways, I also happen to have it with me, and I think it's time to put this theory to the test."
She rummaged through her bag, trying to find whatever it is she was looking for; maybe it's one of Gee's old diaries! You never know what she'd have in there, it could be a description of wonderful leg shaving or worse, stories of me! No, this is not possible! Stupid Pandy Bear and scuba Barbie and Angus and– no wait! I take that back! Don't hate me Angus! I miss you my furry pal!
"Here it is"
No, No, No, No…
"The Book on how to get Guys!"
"That's not what it's called…" said Elle examining the cover
"Well that's what I call it"
"Hey! Gee gave that too me! You didn't get it from the boxes"
Gabs just stuck her nose in the air and looked away "Pish Posh! Of course I did!"
I just did the eye rolling thingy
"I say we go over to those super yum guys over there and test out this book, whether it works or not"
We all looked at the guys sitting over at the café. One was kissing one of the waiters on both cheeks and speaking to her in Italian, Tommy and the other two guys just sat there looking at the menu's at laughing at something.
Another guy walked over to them and sat down "Hey is that-?"
"Billy!"
"Do you actually call him that to his face Shazz?" asked Elle
"Well, yeah, I told him the story and stuff and just started calling him Billy, and now his friends have caught onto it too, so they call him Billy as well" She shrugged and went to stand up
"Hold on a Sec" said Gabz, pulling her back down, she fell to the floor with a SPLAT – well not really, but that's how I heard it "Here's the plan. Shazz, you take Libs and someone else down with you to the café"
"Oh! Me!" said Len "I like the looks of the guy on the right, I think I know him…"
Everyone squinted and looked at the guy on the right
"SAM!" cried Shazz
"Jebus Shazz, do you know everyone?" said Kathy
"Pretty much"
"ANYWAY!" said Gabs, always the attention seeker, tut tut "Shazz go and sit with Billy and Len and Libs will be experimenting. Start with sticky eyes and then…"
I tuned out, I already knew that book back to front
Tommy really is quite yum, like YUM yum. He kinda looks like he might be related to Brad Pitt. HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?
Oh my God! If he really was related to him and I became his girlfriend, we could like, go to red carpet thingo's and I can be like "Ah Ha! That's right! I have a mega georgy boyfriend, who is related to Brad Pitt! So I am famous! YAY! I am no longer a pack-llama! Gee must now carry all of her own things! Mwahaha! Sucked in Leprecorn-"
"And that's how it is done Pallys!" cried Gabs.
Jeez, thanks for bringing me out of my dream. Pfft.
On Gabs command, the three of us stood up and began to walk over, the other's all watching like little watchy things. The waiter that was kissing the other lad before had now scurried off to get something.
The girls had already checked our lippy and what-not, everything was good and-
I ran back.
I saw her.
I saw Carla run up to the table, wearing a waiters uni, bend down and kiss him.
Tommy and Carla.
Carla and Tommy.
Life's not fair.
I'm back at Meils house now, Meils and Elle came back with me early and now here come the rest of them, Len looks particularly happy
Two Minutes later
Turns out Sam took quite a liking to Len…
5:00
Ace Gang Arriving
In the Kitchen
Jas is already here and so is RoRo and Jools. Jools claims shes starting to get a little bump now, although I personally can't see anything, but am I am semi blind.
Me and Meils are just making some cookies, with m&ms and what not in them. Meils has set up the place really well. Her and Rebecca (her older sister – who is mega fab) have set up the Playstation and put on Singstar, they have the music going, a table full of pizza and snacks, a wide space for dancing – which will also double up as sleeping space. It was mega koolies
Ten Minutes later
Everyone is here now, we're playing a massive round of Singstar and just being complete and utter idiots, but that is just our normality
9:00pm
Outside in Meils Courtyard
We're outside, with the heater going (in summer, how sad), and sitting on the ground gossiping and throwing pillows and eating.
And eating.
And eating some more.
And we were just listening to rounds of gossip, Jas and her wedding plans, Shazz and Billy, Elle and James… I also learned a lot about Gee's friends. I think they all kind of forgot that we were here, and that it was just the ace gang, and they all went into a mass discussion over Ellen, who apparently is getting it on with Dec behind that Gary Guys back and stuff like that
10 Seconds later
Oooo, everyones gone silent and is looking at Gee, its her turn…..
Ten Minutes Later
Wow. Gee like, told us everything, I mean everything, hence reiterating my point on the the fact of the Randoms being forgotten. She told us all about Dave especially, until finally stopping to take a breath and saying "Dave and I aren't just matey mates"
…..
"FINALLY YOU IDIOT HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO REALISE THAT!"
And then we killed her with pilliows.
Then she told us about going to Ireland, which I already knew about, to which Jas said "Maybe Robbie heard about Dave and you and he now knows what a promiscuous tart you are."
And then we attacked her with pillows.
Because that's how we roll.
One Minute Later
We have all decided to migrate inside and turn the TV on, so we may continue our discussion. Meils has decided she wants to make a cake, so shes calling her neighbour Grace to see if she has any flour, this conversation sounded quite strange from our end…
"HEY GRACE, got flour I could use?"….
"Well come on over, I'll cater to your needs"….
"Don't worry, we're playing it safe"….
"Mmmmm, yuuumm"….
"Ohhh, well do you want a throatie?" Now that just sounded wrong..
"Ok, see you soon"
Meils saw us all staring at her "What?"
"Meils. If we didn't know any better, that conversation would've sounded like something else completely."
"Oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah. Whoops" and she just smiled and bounced off. Strange child
One Second Later
Hold up, Whats a throatie ?
Five Seconds Later
Mads explained it too me. A throatie is a throat lozenge for sore throats, Grace must have a sore throat. I hope. Because throatie does sound like something else…
Two Minutes Later
Grace has come from next door, with her mate Shannon and a Bag of flour. Apparently Meils invited them over because they were getting bored, which is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine with me, because they are hilarious.
12:01pm
Sitting very quietly in a corner
Ok. Right now, I am quite scared. Shall I tell you what happened ?
I think I shall.
The Ace Gang and Rebecca went up stairs at around 10ish and all fell asleep up there, so it was just us down stairs. Grace was giving us all a stitch, because every time she laughed, we laughed at her laugh, because her laugh is so funny. She has a million different laughs, they are too hard to describe. They're just those laughs that make you laugh, cappish ?
Anyway, we were laughing, when suddenly about seven guys came rampaging inside through the backdoor. The idiots decided to visit us and had climbed over into Meils Courtyard and bombarded our par-tay. In fact, we would have found it hilariously funny, if it weren't for the fact that they were not our guys, if you know what I mean.
It wasn't Ryan, James, Nate etc… it was Billy, Sam, Tommy and a couple of their mates, and they were scary. They were all high and acting like crazed loons. The only one, in my opinion though, who was acting in any way normal, was Tommy.
Oh, he made me Jelliod.
After the initial shock and screaming and we all killed and biffed them, it became kinda fun, we put some music on and danced around. Shazz and Billy ended having a dancing/snogging thing going on (Billy seemed to be attached to her, he wouldn't let her go) and everyone else was just, well, dancing. Then we decided to take a chill pill and relax, so we all sat down (Billy still wasn't letting Shazz go) Then suddenly, out of nowhere, while we were watching might I add, Sam launched himself unto Len and began to snog the living daylights out of her, and let me tell you, she didn't complain. After about two minutes of everyone looking at them gob-smacked, Sam got up and yanked Len with him, then took her away into another room.
After about two seconds, everything returned to normal. Well, almost normal…
The boys found the liquor cabinet. They decided to take advantage of it.
I got kinda worried, so I went outside with Grace and Shannon, we just talked for a bit, I realised just how awesomely awesome they are. After about half an hour, we came inside to utter chaos.
Almost all the guys were drunk and were dancing. Gabs, Meils and Mads were dancing with them, but they were holding back, a bit cautious. They guys were going crazy, all seemed to be crowding in spot whooping and thrusting and yeah….
When we finally noticed, standing in the middle of them was Len, doing some rather explicit moves and SNOGGING ALL THE GUYS ! LIKE GETTING TO No6 WITH PRACTICALLY ALL OF THEM ! Except Tommy and Billy, who have disappeared, Billy was probably with Shazz somewhere…
Len is acting really freaky bananas.
But yeah, Elle and Kathy have gone upstairs, because their not the type of party girls, but Grace and Shannon and I have retaliated to the corner
One Minute later
Tommy has appeared again, I don't know where he went, but his here now. He came and sat down next to us.
He is so hot. It's not funny how Hot he is.
He sorted looked at me (meeeeeeeeeeelty melt) and hiccupped then laughed.
He then leaned in close to me and started twisting a piece of my already curly hair and whispered in my ear "I like you, your different. Your absolutely gorgeous" and then started kissing my neck.
OH MY GOD ! MY BRAIN IS SCREMING ! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY !
And also, huh ? This a bit sudden. Oh well
Wait.
What about.. Carla ?
Heres a quick history on Carla, she's a drama Queen. She was an honorary Random until last year, when she caused this massive Drama. You see we were all heading down to the beach and Carla couldn't make it. She wanted us to change the date for her, but we couldn't, otherwise three people couldn't make it. So she blew up and dragged up all this old crap with her, said she hated us and what not and never talked to us again. Shes not an intentional Bitch, but God I hate her.
And she has Tommy.
The one who is snogging my neck.
Oh God No.
Two seconds later
Shannon is looking at me strangely
And Grace too
I want to tell him to stop, but really I don't
One Second Later
Ok, I really have to say
One Second later
Now.
Two seconds Later
Ok.. now
Three Seconds later
OK, NOW !
"Tommy… I saw you today"
"Mmmhmm" he had moved up to my ear by now…
"I saw you with-" OMG, FRONTAL KNUTSHEN
STRAIGHT TO NUMBER SIX.
WOW WOW WOW WOW
Wait libby.
STOP HIM.
No don't….
YES STOP,
No…
Yes..
Ok.
I pulled away, "Tommy, I saw you with Carla today"
He laughed "I broke it off with her today, relax"
And he started snogging me again
One Second later
There was a crash, we looked over to see one of the guys had dropped a plate, where he got it from, I have no idea.
Meils got mad and pulled the plug on the music
"RIGHTO, LISTEN UP ! AS MUCH FUN AS THIS HAS BEEN, PARTYS OVER"
The guys all booed. I saw Tommy get up, and Shazz had reappeared with Billy.
Billy and Tommy rounded up the out of control guys and pushed them out of the door
Three minutes later
They're all gone and we're getting our sleeping bags and pillows to get ready for some sleep, when we heard some strange noises from the courtyard. Meils looked up "What in God's name is that?" and she went to the courtyard to check it out
Four Seconds later
" !"
Meils screamed a really high pitched scream. She came out of the courtyard and slammed the door. What the hell ?
Forty Seconds later
Sam and Len emerged from the Courtyard. Sam was laughing and playing with his pants (usually I would say Oo-er, but this was seriously weird), and Len was blushing massively.
"Sam, the guys have left, you should go catch them" said Meils. She wasn't happy. At all.
"Haha, whatever. See you Len"
"Bye Sam"
And he left.
We looked at Len
One Minute of Utter Silence and Staring Later
Elle piped up
"Len. What did you Just do?"
"Yeah, it sounded like you giving that guy a Throatie"
Classic Mads
"... or was there a little more?"
Ok guys, there you go, next chapter soon hopefully,
and don't get too worried, Len isn't that reckless, or is she...?
Haha, you'll just have to wait and find out :)
Gabs xx