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Gabs xx
Meils Sleepover Still
One Minute of Staring At Len Who has freaked us all out Later
"Well…?" said Gabs
"OH MY GOD GUYS ! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK"
'REALLY LEN ? Because it looks very strange to me" exclaimed Gabs
"You were there… and he was…. And taking belt off… and" blubbered Meils
Oh my God. No way. Woah oh oh.
"LEN ! BY GOD, YOU DIDN'T GO ALL THE WAY TO No9 ALREADY !" I practically screamed
I mean, WHAT THE HELL ?
It's just… with Sam… only met… and OH MY GOD
"LEN YOU ONLY JUST MET HIM ! AND IN MY COURTYARD?"
"WAIT GUYS WAIT ! I didn't go to no9, I promise"
Oh what a relief
"… I got to number 7, and he wanted to go further"
"WHAT ? But…"
"GUYS WAIT ! I didn't just meet him, I already knew him, I just realised ! We used to be best mates when we were younger, and I had a really big crush on him… and now he likes me and… well… he said he loved me, and well, I love him."
Two Seconds later
We are all gob smacked.
Ok.
This is weird.
Like, really weird.
And now Len looks all shy
"Meils, if you don't mind, I'm going to go home"
"Umm, ok."
Ten Minutes Later
"… well that was weird"
Nicely said Grace. Nicely Said.
"Ok guys, it's not that weird, minus the love part, just a bit of chest action, nothing that bad, besides, they knew each other" said the wise Amazonian warrior "Lets ignore it, Ok?"
Good idea.
Sleepy Bye Time Now
12th of July
9:00am
Meils House
Just waking up
The Ace Gang are already up and about, Georgia apparently already left.
Whatever Gee, Don't say goodbye to me. Jeez.
But it's quite funny actually, watching them. Despite all their craziness and the way they act like loon's around each other, they're actually quite… grown up. I just saw Jools wash up and help clean with Rebecca, while talking about politics (borrrrrrrrrrrring), Rosie just picked up her mobile and is taking a call from work, she half speaks in German, then English, then German, but nothing weird or crazy, or beard like – actually no, she's wearing the beard. Then there's Jas, whose folding up sheets and stuff with Ellen, while they heatedly discuss something. It's really strange. I guess now they're older, they can't be there loony selves unless with those who are also loony (ie ace gang).
Two Seconds later
A thought just crossed my mind
"Hey Jools!"
"Oh, Libby, you're awake"
"Yeah, umm listen, you know Mabs and Ed?"
"Yeah?"
"Are they still together?"
"Hahhahahahaha ! Don't be silly, of course not! They broke up aggggggggges ago, plus, Mabs is in the Land Down under, duh, and Ed is a domestic Pilot over here"
"Oh, Ok, Thanks"
"Ha, that's funny, My Boyfriends a Pilot, and his names Ed" said Rebecca
"Wait really? Whats his last name?"
"R-"
"OH MY GOD GUYS ! REBECCA'S DATING ED"
Huh, small world
10:00am
Everyone's up now, and laughing about last night. Also, Natalies here, Grace's twin sister, but in fact their nothing alike. Natalie has bleach blonde hair and makes her opinion on everything very loud, Grace isn't like that. They only thing they have in common is their ability to laugh at everything.
But anyway, Nat looked familiar, not only because she's in our grade, but because she's James and Nates friends Girlfriend, Knapman (well that's not his real name, thats Edward, its his last name. But he has been christened Knapman by Gabs and I because we thought it sounded like a cool superhero name) We've hung out with her a few times.
Shazz looks very thoughtful, it's quite strange actually, I wonder what she's thinking about ?
Probably Billy.
Two Seconds later
Elle is up getting some drinks from the fridge for us, hope there's Gatorade. I feel like Gatorade.
"ELLE, IS THERE ANY GATORADE"
"Tone it down Libs, I'm only two feet away"
"WELL IS THERE?"
"Shut up Libs. Your voice is annoying me"
"OI!"
"Just Kidding Libs, you know I love you"
"Fine, but IS THERE ANY GATORADE?"
"JEEZ! YES THERE IS."
"… can I have it"
I had to dodge the flying bottle as it torpedoed towards my head. She really is a violent child that girl.
One Minute later
Elle has joined us on the floor again with a Gatorade of her own.
Mads is playing with a beard Rosie gave her, I don't think it looks very clean…
Ohs Wells
Two minutes later
Nat is telling us about this guy she knows who was supposedly given some weird disease thing that shut down his body, which he got from drinking Gatorade. Supposedly. Elle is getting all worried now, so she's reading the ingredients
"…sugar and SODIUM CHLORIDE! Now that does NOT sound healthy."
Two Seconds later
"OH MY GOD!" shouted Kathy "I think I'm allergic to that"
She chucked her bottle across the room, luckily, it had it's lid on, or that would've been very messy.
Kathy's starting to freak out, ohmygiddygosh, what if she is allergic? The Ace Gang have already left and Rebeccas out shopping, what do we do? Do we stick a needle in her leg or eye or arm or something? And do we call the emergency line?
Two Seconds later
Everyone is slowly going into panic mode, I can see them stressing, probably thinking what I'm thinking.
Three Seconds Later
Gabs is just staring at us.
"Elle. It's salt water you nut"
Oh.
Walking Home with Gabs, Shazz and Elle
After leaving Meils House, everyone walked off on their Separate ways. Elle and Shazz are chatting away while I talk to Gabs. I really want to know about Ryan and her, but I'm not going to ask.
"So…..Gabs"
"So, Libs?"
"Whats going down with, um you and Ryan?"
DARN IT
"What? Oh… Nothing really"
"Nothing? Really?" Oh Pyjamas. That Sounded too happy.
"Yes…it's not that great" wait WHAT?
"Look, we'll talk later, this is my turn off, kthanksbye" and she kind of bolted down the street, ok…
Two Seconds Later
"Guys I Have an announcement"
Ohhh Yay, New Gossip :D
"Yes Shazz"
"I'm breaking up with Billy."
"WHAT?"
"WHY? He was so nice, and well, normal, compared to the other guys, who were a tad strange…" stammered Elle
"But Tommy was good too"
"I'll come back to that."
"Guuuuuuuuuuuuys! Keep on topic here"
"Sorry Shazz, but he hangs off your every word that boy, his like your puppy!"
"He's your Basset Hound!" I chimed
"That's Why! He's too Clingy, it's annoying! He waited outside the bathroom door until I was done. That was just weird."
"But… well,"
"SO what did you get up too"
"Um, Almost Seven, he did a bit on fondling, but over the shirt, not under, and not almost naked, like some people…"
"Ok, drop that, Len had a bit of an episode last night, she probably had some Alco pops in her too"
"Whatever, heres my turn off, see you guys"
Back at Mine
Elle has decided to join me at mine for a bit, we'll just watch some Telle
Five Minutes later
Some add just came on TV about a religious package you can buy. I don't really know much about the Good Lord and his discipeople, or whatever. They're talking about some guy named Abraham and a chick named Sarah. I think I'll ask Elle about them, she's semi religious
"Elle. Who's Abraham? The Bible one"
"Some Old Guy with a beard"
"Oh, Ok…. Who's Sarah?"
"Some old Girl without a beard, but you never know, she might've had one with the beauty standards and products they had in those days"
Three minutes later
I'm bored, so I'm drawing a little nativity scene with a pen on the back of the TV guide. It's quiet good in my opinion, but I don't know what Baby Jebus should look like, if I should wrap him in anything or something.
Two Seconds later
I think I'll draw him all wrapped up – what was he wrapped up in again ?
I'll ask Elle
"Elle, what was Baby Jebus wrapped in again?"
"I dunno, some sort of loin cloth?"
Loin Cloth? She does know that that is the only piece of clothing that Tarzan wears?
"Elle, I seriously hope not, because that would be quite Vile"
"Why? OH! Oh right."
Duh Elle.
Two Minutes Later
Elle had decided she needs to get home, she wants to have a nap of some sort, whatever.
11:30am
It's still quite early, and I'm bored already
Two Seconds later
PHONE !
"Hel-"
"LIBBY! Hi."
"LEN! Hi back."
"Guess what? I've been texting Sam, how great is that?"
"Um, very great"
I didn't want her to know that I didn't really like Sam, because knowing Len she'd get all offended and what not
"GUESS WHAT?"
"Wh-"
"HE'S A PHOTOGRAPHER! HOW COOL IS THAT?"
"So he's….. Sam, the camera man?"
"ohmegaaaaaawd, YEAH! That's so smart Libs! Sam the Camera man! I have to tell him that!"
"Ok, by-"
She hung up.
Three Seconds Later
PHONE!
Again.
"Howdy do, Libby here"
"YODELELODOOOOHHHHHHHHH YARGH!"
ARGH, that was ear splitting.
"What the Pyjama's?"
"Hey Libbs, did you like my war cry?"
"Mads. That sounded like an opera, yodel, scream"
"Hoorah, then it was perfect!"
"You. Are. A. Nutter."
"Incorrect. I am an Amazonian Warrior."
"Whatever"
"…Mads, Give me the phone!...NO!...But it's MY phone….But I wanna tell!...NO!"
OK? Whats going on here? It sounds like there's a little wrestling match going on over the phone
"LIBBY! It's Meils.."
"Hey Mei-"
"NO! ITS MADS! Libby quick! Get out your Hair straightener!"
"HEY! My hairs not that bad"
"Don't be a daft nut. Your's is worse than min-"
"GIVE IT TO ME MADS!...LIBBY ITS MEILS. Tommy was just over here, looking for you! Your lovely Snog Lord!"
Actually, that's a good one… it's very true
"NO MADS DON'T….AND LIBBY WHEN HE REALISED YOU WEREN'T HERE, MEILS!..."
OH MY GIDDYGOD WHAT?
Wowee, AH! He was looking for me? Me?
"GUYS WHAT HAPPENED! TELL ME!"
"mads NO!...come on Meils!...LIBBY HE GOT YOUR ADDRESS! HE'S COMING OVER! AND SOON! Ha. Beat you Mads"
"WHAT?"
"QUICK LIBBY GET TOO IT!...AND GET YOUR STRAIGHTNER…..TAATAA!"
They hung up on me.
Oh Lord.
Two Minutes Later
I am freaking out. HE IS COMING OVER! TOMMY! TOO SEE ME!
What he if I hadn't got the call from Mads and Meils? And he came to my house and saw me in all my utter me-nous and was disgusted and said "Oh My? I snogged that? That is disgusting! Goodbye Liberty….forever…" and then faded off into the distance, never to be seen again….
Two Seconds Later
OH MY PJ's ! THAT CAN'T HAPPEN! NO! MUST BEAUTIFY!
Half an Hour later
Ok, I have alllllllllllllll my makeup on, giving the look of 'Oh, this is how I always look when I'm lounging around' and I think it looks very good. I'm wearing some denim shorts, a simple black singlet and chain around my neck. Hair in high pony tail, no shoes… good to go!
Two Seconds Later
DOORBELL ! AH!
Calm Down Libby.
Walk down stairs.
Open Door.
Be Cool
Three Seconds Later
Walking Down Stairs.
Don't Trip.
Ten Seconds Later
Phew.
Big Breath, nice smile, and remember act surprised.
Three Seconds Later
"He- Len?"
"LIBBY! Oh thank God you're home" she was crying and looked really distressed and stuff
"Libby, Libby, Libby, I just…. Just…. AHH!"
Woah, Len really has a set of Lungs on her
Two Seconds Later
Len has collapsed on me in a crying heap, and she is not exactly light either.
I think there might be something wrong
One very Long Ramble Later
I brought Len in and sat her down. She went on a very, very long ramble and told me A LOT.
Ok, in a nutshell…
Sam stopped texting her, so she got worried and called Meils, who called Shazz, who called Billy, who got Sam's address, then called Shazz, who called Meils, who called her and gave it too her. THEN she went around to the house, to find him doing some…stuff, with another girl (the un named one) and she got really upset. So he came out and talked to her, and laughed, and said "You didn't think you were it, did you? We were messing around, that's my girlfriend in there. I never said we were exclusive" Then shut the door in her face.
And now she's bawling.
Half an Hour later
Len asked to stay at my house, because there's apparently problems at home (who knows?...) but I said No (not meanly, I promise), because I'm still waiting for Tommy aka Snog Lord to show. So I called Elle, and Len's heading over to hers, she's going to stay the night.
Two Seconds Later
DOORBELL! ARGH!
At the Door
"Well He- Nate?"
One Hour Later
Nate just left
Righto, Nate just decided he wanted to pop by for a chat, and I discovered a little something of interest…
After coming in for a bit, this is how the convo went…
"So….. Libs….. Have you, um, heard anything about, um, er, Gabs and umm, Ryan?"
Not exactly my favourite subject
"No, why"
"No, um, er, reason"
"Don't be Ellen Nate."
"Who?"
"Don't worry, but why are you stuttering?"
"I'm, er not"
"Yes you are…. OH MY GOD! YOU LIKE HER DON'T YOU? YOU SO LIKE HER!"
"WHAT? Noooooo!"
"YES, YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"Nooooo"
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"YES!"
"FINE! Yes."
"NO WAY!"
"LIBBY! You can't tell OK? I wouldn't do that, to Ryan or Gabs. It would break them up, or ruin my friendship with either, or both of them. I can't do that"
"I won't tell Nate, Don-"
Ok, do people just think they can CUT ME OFF, ALL THE TIME?
"It's just that, you know, she's so, great. She wouldn't ever say this, but do you know she actually doesn't mind the terror twins, Mark and Ryan? She actually thinks they're pretty cool, AND she's like, best friends with my brother Niall, despite what she says. They may bicker and fight like crazy, but really, they're like brother and sister. She's been there from the start as well. When my mum and dad adopted me, when I first became a Jay fourteen years ago, she was there. She was nice to me, the girl up the street, you know?"
"Oh Na-"
OH MY GOD!
"She also is just so, well, Gabs! And I don't know what to do!"
"Well you-"
"Maybe I should just grin and bear it, see how long it last's, because they're my best friends and I wouldn't do anything to them"
"Well, tha-"
"You know what Libs, you great at comforting people, Thanks. I'm going to go now, ok? Bye"
"Bye."
And then he left.
And that was that.
I really hate being cut off.
Two Seconds Later
DOORBELL! AGAIN!
At the Door
"He- DAVE?"
Ok, this is starting to annoy me
"Hey LK, where's Gee?"
"She's in Ireland Dave"
"Wait, WHAT? Why is she in IRELAND"
"She's gone to see Robbie." I accidently sniggered, un intentionally of course
"So you don't like him either?"
"He's a STUPID PRAT! He still treats me like I'm three! And it's all HIS FAULT you and Gee broke up! You should be with her not, HIM. At least you cool"
Two Seconds Later
Woops. I shouldn't have said that. Gee is going to kill me, because Dave is probably going to use that lovely information against her
"Thanks LK, you're cool too" he smirked
"Well, don't tell Gee I said that, ok?"
"Ok. Where's she going? In Ireland I mean"
"Dublin"
"Ok, When did she leave?"
"This morning"
"Shit. Ok, I have to go Libs"
"O-"
"WAIT! Where's she staying?"
"She's gone to Robbie's Hotel, the O'Riley?"
"Ok, thanks LK, catch you later"
"BYE DAVE!"
Three Minutes Later
DOORBELL!
Again.
Two Seconds Later
"Hey- um hi?"
"Hi Libby, it's Dec"
OK, I AM SICK OF THIS, WHERE IS MY SNOG LORD?
"Oh, hi Dec"
"Is Gee in? I tried to get Jas, but she wasn't home"
"No, sorry, she's in Ireland"
"Oh"
Awww! He looked really deflated and down, I felt sorry for him
"Hey Dec, do you want to come in? I'm Gee's sister, so I can substitute for her if you want"
"Thanks Libby"
4:30pm
Dec has just Left
Still No Snog Lord
Dec has just filled me in on everything. He probably thought he was talking to Gee, that's why he spilled. This is how the convo went….
"Here's your Coffee Dec, so what's new?"
"It's Ellen! She's, she…. She….. GARY PROPOSED! She said Yes, she's getting married! MARRIED! To him! How can this happen? I know it's stupid, and we broke up, but, I still want her. She's just so, so, so perfect for me, you know? I went around to her house today, to sort things out, and she told me, and, and, and….. I just felt like crying, you know? So I asked for one last snog, she said yes…. And then it turned into a bit more than that"
WOAH! Hold up, that's enough information there
"Stop there Dec, I get it"
"Oh Libby! I don't know what to do! I Love her! And what makes it worse, I'm related to Gary! That's right, he's my cousin! I didn't recognise him at the party, because it had been so long, and last time I saw him he had a beard, but it is him! We used to be friends when we were kids, and ALL my family will be at there wedding, and MY friends will be there for Ellen, and everyone who I'd invite to my wedding, and URGH!"
Woweee, it's a family scandal!
"Ok Dec, listen. I say that you talk to Jas, she's best person to talk to on this matter, until Gee gets back"
"Ok…"
"and Dec? until you talk with them, I say, DON'T TALK TOO ELLEN! No offense, but you'll make it worse"
"Ok, thanks Libs, I think I'll go now"
"Ok, bye Dec"
5:00pm
No Snog Lord.
I want to stay longer, but I promised I head around to Elle's,
*Sigh*, I'm so sorry Tommy my Love, I must leave you…..
Elle's House
Len is just sitting on Elle's bed and crying
"She's been like this the whole time" whispered Elle "At first it was creepy, then it was sad, then it was annoying, but now it's weird."
One Hour Later
Elle gave up and went on webcam chat to James, and I'm sick of hearing Len cry. That is it.
Two Seconds Later
I have picked up Len and am dragging her by the Hair to the bathroom
"LIBBY! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Three Seconds Later
Chuck her in shower….
Two Seconds Later
Cold water on…
One Second Later
"WAKE UP LEN! THE GUY WAS AN IDIOT! STUPID SAM THE CAMERA MAN! WE LOVE YOU, SO GET OVER IT"
Two Seconds Later
"Thanks you Libs, I needed that wake up call. I'm going to go home now. Bye"
"ok?"
14th of July
11:00am
I spent the night at Elle's, while we talked to James on webcam.
When I say that, I mean, they talked, and I added in some comments here and there.
So now, I'm heading home
At home
Ahh, Gee's bags are everywhere, she must be back already. That's early.
Bet she didn't even notice I was gone. Imagine if I wasn't at Elle's? If I had been kidnapped and was being held captive in some storeroom 'downtown', she wouldn't even know.
Five Seconds Later
Doorbell, wonder who?
Two Seconds Later
"Hello?"
"Hi Libby"
OHMYGAAWD! SNOG LORD ALERT! SNOG LORD ALERT! AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY MAKEUP ON! AH!
"Hey Libby, look, I was just wondering, you know, when you're free, we should go out, because the party wasn't really that great, you know…
"Oh..y-yeah, sure" I managed a sentence!
"That would be great, what about the Honey club, next week or something? Here's my number"
He handed me some paper
"I have your's and, yeah, I guess I'll see you"
And then he grabbed my face and snogged me.
My Snog Lord
