A/N: this chapter is totally dedicated to our very unsupportive friends whom we will mention in the story. Ps, we are doing this during lunch so be thankful and REVIEW!!

In the pervious chapter,

Jane, Aro and Alec landed in antartica! ( to find out more, read the pervious chapter!)

-Chapter 2-

Jane: Lets go back home and forget about the retarded Amos here.

Aro: Okay

*jumps into a hole*

Alec : Wait… this isn't Volterra…

*sees sign that says 'WELCOME TO SINGAPORE!'*

Jane: Where the hell is Singapore??

*random girls walking towards them.*

Random girl 1: Shiny people…. Oooh!!

Random girl 2: I'm still in love with ryan tham.

Random girl one thinks: he'll never be yours. He's all MINE!!

Alec: Hey!!! Shiny is my favorite colour!

Jane: I think I just imprinted… (says in dreamy voice…)

Aro: Jane, you're… a vampire, HOW CAN YOU IMPRINT!!??

Jane: I don't know.

Alec: whatever. As long as I get the one that looks like a peanut.

*Random girl 2 looks up.*

Random girl 2: I'm not a peanut, im peaNAT!!

Alec: you're a hot peanat.

Random girl 2: sorry, I'm in love with someone else.

Random girl 1: shiny dude, there's something wrong with your eyes or your brain. I'm waaayyyyy hotter.

Aro: Well whats your name?

Random girl 1: Crystal

Random girl 2: Nat. so do you know where you're going?

Alec: no. we jumped in a hole and got here.

Nat: oh. That happens a lot. Especially to aliens. Like the guy I like.

Alec: oh. So, can you take us somewhere? It's weird standing in the middle of the road.

Crystal: OH OH LOOK!!! LOOK AT THAT!! LOOK AT WHAT ITS DOING!!!

*points at the sky and everybody looks up*

Crystal: OH OH!! IT'S A CLOUD…!!

Jane: that's so cute!! AWW!!

Crystal: I think I just wet myself.

Jane: that's some hot pee.

Crystal: I wonder how it tastes… hmmm..

*Crystal bends down and CENSORED*

Alec: Cool!!!!!

*bends down and does the same.*

A/N: THE NEXT PART IS CENSORED. SO WE SKIPPED THAT PART.

-later in the hotel.

Ryan: hi nat! what are you doing in the hotel? And who is that?

A/N: RYAN THAM CAME IN ABOUT 7 LINES BACK SO SINCE ITS CENSORED, WE DECIDED TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT HERE. SORRY, PLEASE CONTINUE.

Nat: What are YOU doing here?

Ryan: Um… well, I had… uh… um…

Nat: Well, just because we're not going out doesn't mean that you can go snooping around behind my back!

Ryan: WHAT? I'M NOT SNOOPING AROUND BEHIND YOU!

*stomps back and into the lift*

Nat: Lets follow him!!

Alec: Yay!! I loooove spying!

-meanwhile-

Jane: Where is Crystal? I MISS HER! *wails*

Aro: Dude! You're not a wolf!! You can't imprint for heaven's sake!

Jane: ONE, IM A DUDETTE, NOT A DUDE. TWO, IM SPECIAL!!!! SO GET OVER IT!

Aro: STOP PICKING ON ME! I'M JUST JEALOUS THAT YOU HAVE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE, OKAY?! ALL I HAVE IS SULPICIA!! *sobs loudly*

Jane: woah. Ok. Weird. Never mind. I so don't wanna know.

Aro: *sobs more*

-the spyingness-

Nat: RYAN THAM! DON'T FREAKIN WALK AWAY FROM ME! GET YOUR BLOODY ASS BACK HERE AND KISS ME!

Ryan Tham: MAN, I SO LOVE YOU! I JUST REALISED MY TRUE FEELINGS FOR YOU AND DUMPED THAT BIMBO I WAS GOING OUT WITH!!

*they run to each other and kiss passionately.*

Alec: nat??!! peanat??!! Pea-on-nat??!! how could you betray me? I thought what we had was special!!

Nat: mmhmmmhmmhmmhmhmmhmhm *too busy kissing ryan tham*

*ryan tham breaks the kiss for a while*

Ryan tham: stop stealing my girl!

Nat: he called me his girl!! *squeals hysterically*

Alec: ok. I understand that we've grown apart. It's not you, it's me.

Nat: whatever. I gotta go get a room. Doing this here, is just kinda weird. Cmon baby.

Ryan tham: she called me baby! *squeals hysterically*

*alec sobs louder*

Alec: your baby? What did I do wrong?

*nat and ryan ignore him and walk off to a room*

-back with jane-

Aro: JANEY!

Jane: don't. call . me. That.

Aro: JANEY!

Jane: forget it. Yeah?

Aro: WHERE IS YOUR IMPRINT?

Jane: oh, I'm so over her. Christine's like soooooo 3 hours ago.

Aro: crystal. Her name's crystal.

Jane: whatever.

Aro: well… um… I'm in love with you, janey

Jane: OMG I LOVE YOU TOO!

*they start kissing passionately and doing other stuff that is so wrong*

A/N haha end of chapter! Longer than the first. It was done during lunch, and then Chelsea sent me the half done chapter and I did the rest. Anyway, ryan tham is like this guy from my primary school and nat used to like him. And nat is my friend. In my school now as well. And crystal is based on this girl called Nicole. Coz she is so unsupportive of this story. So, you guys out there please be supportive and review!! When I saw Manda123's review, i was so happy! Finally, someone i don't know reviewing(: so all of you, be nice people and review. Even if you hate the story. But please don't(: next chapter will be out hopefully before Monday. PS, Monday by Singapore time. Hehe. Coz we live in Singapore.