A/N: This chapter is like we're supposed to be in assembly but we're not coz we're so awesome. And it takes place in vivo city, they're still in Singapore, so if you live there you'll know that vivo city RULES!!! And this chapter is called Alec's great depression. *hint hint* and please review more!! Tell your friends, tell your friends' friends. Tell your friends' friends' friends. ( I could go on forever)
-Chapter 3-
Alec: sigh
Aro: yes?
Alec: sigh sigh
Aro: what??
Alec: sigh sigh sigh
Jane: SHUT UP!
Alec: sigh sigh sigh sigh
Jane: UGH. BOYS ARE WORTHLESS!!!
Alec: *makes a high pitched whiny noise* cant you see I'm heart-broken?
Jane: can't you see I'm trying to kiss aro?
Aro: WHAT??!!
Jane: umm weren't we doing that for the past 3 hours?
Aro: THAT WAS WITH YOU??!!
Jane: WHAT DO YOU MEAN??!!
Aro: nothing. I just thought you were eating off my face…
Jane: how could you??!! What did I do wrong? I thought what we had was something special!
Aro: ssshhhhhh. It's not me, it's you.
*jane sobs hysterically*
Alec: janey dear, why can't you take break ups like me?
Jane: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BREAK UP?!
Aro: alec, you and nat were never together.
Alec: are you trying to make me feel better? Coz it's not working.
Aro: then it is working…
Alec: whatever. You know what would make you feel all better?
Jane: nothing.
Alec: CANDY!!!!!!!!!
Jane: I SAID NO-
*alec shoves a candy bar in her mouth*
Jane: YOU'RE SO RIGHT! YOU'RE THE BESTEST BROTHER IN THE WORLD!! I LOVE YOU ALEC!!!
Alec: JANEY! I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK! OF COURSE I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!
*they all stop talking and eat candy from candy empire*
Aro: you do realize that all of this candy is gonna get puked up later?
Jane: umm…. Later?
Alec: it's sorta in 5 minutes…
Aro: RUN!!!
Alec: TO WHERE??!!
Aro: TO THE GAY DUDE'S HOUSE!
Jane: WHO'S THAT?!
Aro: WILL!!!!!!
Jane: oh. That guy.
Alec: yes. That guy. NOW RUN!!!!
*later at allsword park where will lives*
Aro: THERE'S HIS HOUSE!!
Jane: uh-oh. here it comes!!
Alec: GET IN HIS HOUSE!
*in will's house*
*janey mega pukes allover will and Tabitha on the couch who are making out*
Jane: that's better.
*aro and alec puke on them as well*
Will: WHAT?!
Tabitha: HUH?!
Will: what's this? It tastes like candy.
Jane: its vampire puke. Appreciate it.
Tabitha: I'm blank. Whats vampire puke?
Jane: its…. Vampire puke. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THAT? Stupid mortals.
Aro: what the hell were you doing on the couch?
Will: making out…
Alec: YOU WERE NOT! YOU WERE MAKING IN! NOW GET OUT!
Tabitha: whatever. Will we are so over.
Will: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*the three vampires go back to volterra, having found the right hole in will's toilet bowl*
A/N : assembly just ended. Took us half an hour to write, though it was so short. And will and Tabitha are like these people that live in allsword park. Will likes Tabitha but Tabitha doesn't know. MWA HA HA. So review, cos we were nice enough to update it so quickly. Next chapter up by Wednesday, Singapore time.