A/N: hey guys, y'all should be sooo happy that we always update before the time we say we will. Ok this idea came to me(aby) like when i got back from vivo, *SHOPPING* so hope you guys like it!!!

Alec: finally, back in volterra, where we RULE THE COUNTRY!!

Aro: is volterra a country? Or is it a city?

Alec: hmm... interesting question indeed.

Jane: would you to shut up? The toilet bowl thing was torture enough. I'm getting a headache.

Aro: sorry to burst your bubble but,

Alec: BUBBLE? WHERE!! I WANT BUBBLE!

Aro: bubble is dead. I just burst him.

Alec: meani. *goes off and sulks in a corner*

Aro: so, as i was saying, vampires technically can't get headaches.

Jane: exactly.

Aro: um so does that mean you agree with me?

Jane: no. Ew. Never.

Aro: BUT... BUT... YOU HAVE TO!!! JANEY!!!

Jane: i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm being too rude. OVER MY PILE OF ASHES WILL I AGREE WITH YOU!

Aro: SEE THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GONNA LIVE AND DIE ALONE! Except for your hundred and thirty-two cats.

Jane: and that's a bad thing how?

*aro sobs and joins alec*

Jane: OH-EM-GEE! FINALLY TIME ALONE!! YESSS!!

--later that day...

Aro: JANEY! My birthday is coming up! I'm having a party!

Jane: aro, your birthday isn't until the 13th of November.

Aro: SO??!! I just want to celebrate my birthday!! Is that a problem?

Jane: yes.

Aro: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NO AND FEAR ME!!!

Jane: i will not fear you.

Aro: let's try it again. FEAR ME!!!

Jane: no.

Aro: you're just heartless.

Jane: vampires don't have hearts.

Aro: exactly.

Jane: that means you're heartless too.

Aro: what?

Jane: didn't you hear me?

Aro: huh?

Jane: i said, you're heartless too!!!

Aro: ???

Jane: NEVER MIND!!! *stomps off angrily*

Aro: woah. Who spit in her cup today? *skips off to find alec*

Aro: la-dee-dah, ALEC!

Alec: il faut que je travaille je suis desolee. (sorry i'm studying)

Aro: huh?

Alec: I SAID, SORRY I'M STUDYING!!!

Aro: geez, what is up with everyone and their "i said" thing?? Anyway, why are you studying?

Alec: fun.

Aro: studying is never fun.

Alec: YES IT IS!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! *pulls down imaginary blind*

Aro: *pulls up imaginary blind* i'm having a party, wanna help?

Alec: YEAHH!!! *gets up and crashes into imaginary door* oops. Forgot to open the door.

Aro: THERE'S A DOOR THERE??!! *waves his hand forward and backward in the space where the door is supposed to be*

Alec: the door's open douchebag. NOW COME ON!

--some time later...

Aro: okay, so the guest list. So far, we have THE VOLTURI GUARD AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO LIVED IN THE CASTLE.

Alec: well, that's a sucky guest list.

Aro: i know, right?

Alec: you mean, je sais, droit?

Aro: no i don't.

Alec: okay.

Aro: let's invite the cullens!

Alec: okay!!!

--on the phone with the cullens.

Edward: hello?

Alec: HI EDWARD!!!

Edward: alec?? Why are you calling?

Alec: to invite you to aro's birthday party!

Edward: aro's birthday is not until November 13th...

Aro from somewhere in the background: STOP JUDGING!!! EVERYONE'S A CRITIC!!! *sobs*

Alec: anyway, will you come?

Edward: NO!! It's probably some evil diabolical plan to capture and enslave all of us!!

Alec: what's enslave?

Edward: i have no idea. But it sounds cool.

Alec: okay... Aro's not gonna... ENSLAVE you. So like, chill dude.

Bella from somewhere in the background: eddy? Who is that?

Alec: EDDY??!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! And BELLA! ARO INVITED YOU TO A PARTY!!

Bella: PARTY??!! I'M SO THERE!!!!!!!

Alec: awesome. So i'll put that down as 8 people, unless renesmee's coming too?

Renesmee: I'M COMING!! MOMMY!!! I WANNA GO!! I WANNA GO!! LET ME GO!! PLEASE!!!!!! PLEASE!!!

Bella: okay, okay you can come.

Renesmee: BUT I WANT TO GO WITH JACOB!!!! AND THEN HE'LL WANNA GO WITH QUIL AND EMBRY AND SETH AND LEAH AND SAM AND JARED AND PAUL AND COLLIN AND BRADY, AND THEN CLAIRE AND KIM AND EMILY AND RACHEL WILL ALL WANNA COME!

Alec: sure, they can come.

All the werewolves, and imprints and bella and renesmee: YAY!

Edward: ugh.

Alec: BYE! SEE ALL OF YOU TOMORROW!

Edward: ok, WHATHEHELL HE DID NOT JUST HANG UP ON ME!

Bella: he hung up on you.

Edward: AHHHH!!

Bella: eddy, you freak out too much.

Edward: i know. AHHH!!!

--back to the volturi

Aro: so, we finally have a guest list.

Alec: YEAH!

Aro: well, i'm gonna go take a nap.

Alec: vampires can nap?

Aro: well, stephenie meyer never said they couldn't nap, only that they couldn't sleep.

Alec: yeah..... LET'S GO NAP!

--2 unsuccessful hours later

Aro: can't nap.

Alec: me neither.

Aro: so.

Alec: so.

Aro: i'm bored.

Alec: me too.

Aro: well, i think we should better get ready for the party.

Alec: ok.

A/N like it? LOL. Ok i kinda ran out of inspiration at the end, so yeah... sorry. But still review. I LOVE ALL OF THE 13 REVIEWS I GOT!!! Lol, reviewers RULE! And maybe, you'll get invited to the party if you review....*hint hint* plus it's 5 pages long, and like 800+words. Almost 900(: Okay, lets make it 900. So… la la la la la la la I give up. So please review and love it!! (oh and help guive inspiration!!)