A/N: okay so here is the continued chapter of chapter 4. (duh, if not chapter what?) so this scene is in Aro's birthday party. Like the one with the Cullens and stuff. If you wanna know, just read the previous chapter!
Aro: YAY!! LETS GET PARTY HATS.
Alec: YAY! YOU WANNA COME JANEY????
Jane: No, leave me alone.
Alex: COME ON!! JANEY! WE KNOW YOU WANT TO!!
Jane: No, you don't know that I want to. And I don't want to
Alec: Fine, grumpy old person. Lets go Aro.
(Aro was chasing butterflies in the garden)
Alec: BUTTERFLIES!!
Jane: see? You get so distracted .
Aro: Grumpy old person!
(and then aro and alec ran off to get party hats. The jump into a hole and finds themselves in NTUC A/N it's a Singapore version of walmart.)
Aro: wow!!! Lookie! I WANNA GET THIS PARTY HAT!!
(holds up a party hat with a pink background and balloons that are blue and frilly things at the side.)
Alec: yeah I want that!
(some one stinky walks by. Alec and aro almost puked)
Aro: whats that pleasantly delightful stench?
Alec: ITS FROM THAT GUY!!
(That guy looks at goes up to him)
Aro: dude you need a bath. Does it hurt to take a bath? Cos you stink!
Alec: yeah I almost puked while smelling you!
(that dude walks away)
Aro: do you want us to go bulimic?
Alec: yeah and what if the whole world is like you?
Aro: yeah do you want the world to go bulimic?
Alec: yeah and then when we are bulimic, we puke and the whole world will have our acid waste
Aro: and the waste will kill the plants and then the cows will die because there will be no plants!!!
Alec: then when all the cows die, there will be no milk! And when there is no milk… THERE WILL BE NO COOKIES!
Aro: DO YOU WANT US TO BE COOKIE LESS??
Alec: who are we talking to?
Aro: we're talking to someone?
Alec: I don't know, I was asking you!
Aro: you confuse me in ways I do not understand. It's beyond my grasp of knowledge, like a butterfly-PIZZA!
Alec: butterfly pizza?
Aro: NO! LOOKEE PIZZA!
Alec: oh yeah, I ordered that for our party.
Aro: GREAT! CAN WE EAT PIZZA NOW?
Alec: NO! IT'S FOR THE PARTY!
Aro: FINE. BE THAT WAY.
Alec: I WILL.
*aro and alec stare each other down*
Edward: Well, if you two are done staring at each other, we're here!
Aro: for what?
Edward: your birthday party!
Aro: oh yeah!
Edward: genius.
Aro: yes, I know, thank you.
Edward: that was sarcasm- you know what?
Aro: no.
Edward: let me finish. You know what?
Aro: I said no.
Edward: LET ME FREAKIN FINISH NO INTERRUPTIONS!
Bella: Edward dear, we talked about this. Use your indoor voice. No screaming at the birthday boy.
Aro: FINALLY, someone gets me!
Edward: SHUT. UP. NOW.
Aro: NO. I'M THE BIRTHDAY BOY AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE SHUTTING UP.
Edward: UGH!
*bella steers Edward inside*
Aro: well, we should go in too.
Alec: indeed we shall.
*aro and alec link hands and skip inside, followed by the very confused cullens*
*the room is full of people, basically the volturi, the cullens and the extremely hot werewolves.*
Aro: everybody, let's dance!
Rabbid penguins: WE HAVE COME TO CRASH THIS PARTY.
Aro: who are you? Where did you come from?
Rabbid penguins: from the school of crescents. Now we shall introduce ourselves.
Abi
Aby!
Muddyy
Amruta
Cheryl
Angel
Anabelle
Calvina
Charmayne
Helen
Xin Hui
Connie…
Su Lynn
Nicole!
Pavithra
Kasthuri
Kylie
Pamela
Chelsea!
Cassandra
Xin Chen
Yong Qi
Lin
Hui yi
Mutiara
Natalie
Nathalie! (AKA PEANAT)
Shyartini
Syaza
Afiqah
Alicia
Mavis
Sandra
Heng Yong
Sharmaine
Kai Lin
Clarissa
Elisabeth
Gabrielle
Sarah
Aby: yeah that's all! And I'm the leader.
Chelsea: ahem.
Aby: I was getting to it! I'm the leader with Chelsea.
Chelsea: yeah. And you were not getting to it.
Aby: shut up.
*Chelsea sticks out her toungue*
*long pause*
Aro: so. Wanna join the party?
All the rabbid penguins: YEAH!
Nicole: omgsh, nat! look, hot werewolves!
Peanat: what? Huh? They're not hot. ryan tham is.
Nicole: you're hopeless.
The rest of the people in the room: YEAH!!
Nat: stop picking on me just coz im dating a chicken!!! *runs away and sobs in a corner*
Alec: WAS THAT PEANAT?
Jane: PEANAT? THAT MEANS CRYSTAL'S HERE SOMEWHERE!
Nicole: yeah, janey, about that, my name's actually Nicole. I lied earlier. You're not supposed to tell stranger's your real name.
Aro: back up a second. Jane, why aren't you yelling at Nicole or crystal or whatever she calls herself, for calling you janey? BIAS.
Jane: she's damn hot, that's why.
Aro: she? Hot? *blanches*
Jane: SHUT. UP. She's so perfect.
Nicole: um. Ew. Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm straight. Except for my hair.
Jane: so can I date your hair?
Nicole: I'm sorry, but it's taken. By my straightener.
Jane: WHY WON'T ANYONE DATE ME?! *runs off and sobs with peanat*
Alec: nobody wants to date you because you SUCK. So there.
Jane: YOU'RE SO MEAN! LET ME CRY IN MY CORNER!
Alec: fine…
Aro: well everybody, time to eat pizza!
*everybody rushes over and eats pizza*
Edward: LET'S DANCE!
Bella: Edward, are you okay?
Edward: I AM NOT! I AM HYPEREEEE!
Bella: what's hypereee?
Edward: GO LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY!
Bella: um. Ok?
Bella: it's not in there.
Edward: THE DICTIONARY SUCKS! *takes the dictionary and throws it across the room, the dictionary hits charmayne on the head*
Charmayne: OW!!!
Edward: SHUT IT! WHINER!
*charmayne is very pissed now*
Charmayne: YOU DID NOT JUST THROW A DICTIONARY AT MY HEAD!
The rest of the people in the room: YES HE DID!
Charmayne: WELL WHO ASKED YOU?! AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW! SHUT YOUR GAP!
Edward: I don't have a gap.
*charmayne takes the dictionary and throws it at Edward*
Edward: woah. she has anger issues.
Charmayne: SHUT UP!!! *runs off and sobs with jane and peanat.*
Jane: woah. this corner is getting cramped.
Edward: COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S DANCE!
Aro: not such a good idea now.
Edward: WHY NOT?
Aro: well... vampires aren't supposed to eat human food.
Alec: uh-oh.
Aro: TO WILL'S HOUSE!
*all the vampires jump into the nearest hole in the floor*
Rabbid penguins: woah.
Werewolves: exactly.
Abi: you guys took the words outta my mouth.
Werewolves: huh??
Abi: nothing. Let's go to the vampire puke scene.
--with the vampires…
*the vampires burst through the door. Will is sitting on the couch, going through photographs, sobbing*
Aro: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Will: GAH!! Oh, it's you again. And like 80 others. Oh well. If you must know, I'm look at photographs of me and Tabitha.
Alec: dude. She never liked you. Get over it.
Aro: uh-oh. IT'S COMING!
*all the vampires puke together, all over will*
Will: NO!!! THE PHOTOGRAPHS! THEY'RE MELTING, THEY'RE MELTING!!!
Aro: well, that's good. Woah. that's a lot of puke. Ugh. This place stinks. Will, you should really think about cleaning this up. And investing in some air freshener.
Alec: a LOT of air freshener.
Will: GET. OUT. OF. MY. HOUSE. NOW.
Aro: ok, ok, geez someone spit in your cup today?!
Alec: anger issues.
Will: GET LOST!!! *half sobbing*
*all the vampires jump into the toiletbowl*
--back in volterra
Aro: back home. At last!
Alec: indeed.
Jane: oh, hey, you guys are back. Everyone left coz the party got too boring.
Aro: NOOO!! MY PARTY WAS A FLOP! *runs off and sobs with peanat and charmayne*
Peanat: get out.
Charmayne: only girls are allowed.
Aro: FINE!
A/N ok, hope that you enjoyed, hehe, quite long. Took up 8 pages. Yay(: lol. So review(: pwease? Would've loved to make it longer, but aby's com is dying (did most of it on Aby's com), and you can't charge while using it in school. Hehe. REVIEW(: