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Aro: JANEY! DO YOU LIKE BALLOONS?

Alec: BALLOON?! I WANT BALLOON!

Jane: weirdos. And no, i don't like balloons. They're too childish.

Aro and Alec: THEY ARE NOT!

Jane: yes they are.

Aro: well, too bad. i booked a hot air balloon for us to go on.

Jane: you WHAT??!!

Alec: HE SAID, HE BOOKED A HOT AIR BALLOON FOR US TO GO ON!!!

Jane: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.

Alec: then why did ya ask? Girls are weird.

Jane: shut up. I'm not going on the hot air balloon even if my life depends on it.

Aro: Jane, how much do you weigh?

Jane: i dunno, like fifty kilograms?

Aro: we can take her.

Jane: WHAT NO!!

Alec: Let's go janey.

*aro and alec knock dear janey out and carry her to the hot air balloon*

-- at the hot-air balloon—

*jane wakes up*

Jane: hey where am I?

Aro: in the balloon

Alec: BALLOON?! WHERE? I WANT BALLOON!

Aro: We're in the balloon idiot!

*Whacks Alec on the head* *Alec sobs runs to the other end of the balloon basket*

Jane: I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING ME UP HERE! YOU EGGHEADS!

Aro: What? You did say nothing janey.

Jane: DO NOT CALL ME JANEY AND YES I TOLD YOU BEFORE YOU KNOCKED ME OUT WITH… what did you knock me out with?

Aro: … I better not say.

(Jane grips his neck)

Jane: say before I tighten my grip

Aro: Alec's sock…

Jane: shit you stole a sock from Alec's sock land?

Aro: Actually the sock slide…

Jane: I BUILT THE FREAKIN SOCK SLIDE! I HATE YOU!

Aro: WELL, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE SOCK SIDE! STOP PICKING ON ME! *sobs and runs to the other side of the balloon basket and sobs with alec*

Jane: I'm still very pissed with you.

*a bird flies through the hot air balloon, and shits right above jane*

Aro: HAAAAAA HAAAAA!

Jane: OH-EM-GEE! BIRD SHIT! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! NOW! EW! *tries to get it off*

Alec: lemme try. *tries to get the shit off*

Alec: it's stuck.

Jane: STUCK?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN STUCK??!!

Alec: stuck. Adjective. [not before noun] 1. If something is stuck it cannot move. 2. If you are stuck, you cannot get away from a boring or unpleasant situation. 3. Informal. If you are stuck, you cannot continue with something because it is too difficult. 4. Informal. To have something that you do not want.

Jane: I KNOW WHAT STUCK IS!

Alec: then, why did you ask?

Jane: SHUT. THE. HELL. UP.

Aro: tsk tsk, such vulgar language.

*jane grabs a passing bird, and holds it over aro's head*

Jane: come on, shit, come on birdie, just shit like there's not tomorrow, which there won't be coz im hungry. So shit while you have the chance.

Alec: um jane? What are you doing?

Jane: What does it look like i'm doing?

Aro: Trying to make a bird shit above my head?

Jane: exactly.

Alec: oh... i knew that. Haha.

Aro: suuuree you did.

Alec: yeah, i did!

Jane: both of you, just shut up. Ok?

Aro: no!

Alec: ye-NO!

Aro: Alec. Did. You. Almost. Say. Yes?

Alec: ye-no...

*aro jumps on alec's back and starts hitting him on the head with cheese*

Jane: where did you get cheese from?

Aro: my pants! I always leave some there in case i get hungry.

Jane: do i want to know?

Alec : YES!!! *chokes like crazy*

Aro: YOU FEEL THE PAIN?? DO YOU FEEL THE PAIN??

Alec: YES! I FEEL THE PAIN!!!

Aro: oh, okay then. *gets off*

*alec looks at aro with a quizzical expression on his face*

Alec: what?

Aro: huh?

Alec: seriously?

Aro: yes...

Jane: whut?

Aro: huh?

Alec and jane: WHAT??!!

Alec: JINX JANEY, YOU OWE ME A SODA!

Aro: but you don't like soda...

Alec: i know. But jauge does. (A/N JAUGE=DIP STICK IN FRENCH)

Aro: who's jauge?

Alec: did i say jauge? I meant...

Aro and jane: JAUGE.

Aro: JINX JANEY YOU OWE ME A SODA!

Jane: shut up. I'm not giving anyone a soda.

Aro: we'll talk about your ODD (obsessive defiant disorder) later.

*jane sticks out her tongue*

Jane: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!

*aro leans out and catches jane*

Jane: that doesn't count, i'm technically dead.

Aro: *ignores jane* ANYWAY, alec, who's jauge?

Alec: well, you remember that one night when you guys ditched me?

Aro: yes.

Jane: no.

Alec: yeah, that night. And then, i kinda had a one night stand.

Aro: YOU

Jane: WHAT?!

Alec: well, a one night stand is...

Aro: I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!

Alec: then why did you ask?

Aro: correction. Jane asked.

Jane: I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS OKAY?! SO JAUGE IS YOUR... KID? EW!

Alec: yeah. Jauge is my kid. And Will.

Aro: OH-MY-FREAKIN-GOSH. YOU'RE GAY??

Alec: i'm not gay. I'm a girl.

Jane: WHAT?! AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME?! OR MOM?! OR DAD?!

Alec: Nope.

Aro: wait. Doesn't will like Tabitha?

Alec: he said that he did. But he loves me now.

Aro: EW.

Alec: but, sadly, he left.

Aro: where?

Alec: i have no idea.

Aro: so, a guy who said that he loves you just up and left and you have no idea where he is?

Alec: yeah.

Aro: and you're okay with it...

Alec: pretty much.

Aro: never mind.

Alec: mind what?

Aro: nothing.

Jane: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ALEC, BE A DUDE ONCE AGAIN!

Alec: i was never a dude. Always a girl.

Aro: did jane just say... dude??

Jane: i can say dude if i want to...

Aro: uh... well...

Alec: NO YOU CAN'T!

Jane: why not?

Alec: BECAUSE.

*long pause*

Alec: YOU'RE A RETARD!

Jane: wow. You just realised?

Alec: yeah.

Jane: you're slow...

Alec: and you're mean.

Jane: i repeat. You just realised?

Alec: i repeat too. You're not the only one that can do that. Yeah.

Jane: wow. Slow.

*alec sticks her tongue out*

Aro: um guys? Did you think about how we're gonna get down?

Alec: YEAH. WE JUMP!

Jane: isn't that gonna hurt?

Alec: we're vampires. So, NO.

Aro: GREAT! JANEY, YOU FIRST!

*lifts jane up and throws her over*

Jane: WHAT?? NOOO!!!

*aro and alec jump off next*

Aro: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Alec: THIS IS FUN!

Jane: I HATE YOU GUYS!

Aro: i love you too mommy!

Jane: your mommy's dead.

Aro: YOU KILLED HER?? HOW COULD YOU?

Jane: um. I didn't kill her.

*aro sobs*

*BANGGGGGG!!!!!*

Alec: see i told you it wouldn't hurt.

Aro: you're right.

Jane: OW.

Aro: jane, you have issues.

Jane: your mom has issues.

Alec: his mom's dead.

Jane: shutup.

Alec: wateva.

Jane: don't you wateva me!

Alec: whatever.

Jane: now that i'm okay with.

Aro: you guys are weird... AWESOME!

Jane: thank you!

Aro: not you.

Alec: THANK YOU!

Aro: not you either.

Alec: then who?

Aro: MEEEEE!

A/N woah. Who knew aro could be so self-centered. LOL. Anyway, hope you guys liked this chapter, and even if you didn't just REVIEW and tell me what you think. If you liked it REVIEW too. Just to, you know, make myself clear. If you review, you get brownies. And who doesn't like brownies? IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, TELL ME IN A REVIEW(: