Chapter 2

Twinkle: *rubs the back of head sheepishly* ehehe… yea… you see, the line breaks didn't appear in the last chapter so when you see *~* just know that's the line break. Anyway, on with the story!!

*~* Back With Hokage *~*

Sarutobi was doing some paperwork and was about to reach for his cup when it cracked. 'That's not good.' He thought just an ANBU poofed into the room.

"Hokage-sama, the Uchiha clan has been murdered." Dog said. Sarutobi calmed down.

"Have you seen Kalikamaru anywhere? I can't seem to find her." He asked. Dog bowed his head.

"Hokage-sama, I'm sorry to say but Kalikamaru has been murdered by a couple villagers and Chunin." The ANBU said.

Sarutobi's eyes widen. "She was murdered?" He put his head down as a single tears slid down his face. "You're dismissed." He said before the Anbu disappeared.

He looked up at the Hokage Mountain. 'I'm sorry Minato. I didn't even get to tell her who you were.' He thought sadly.

"Are we almost there yet?" Kalika asked. Pein nodded. Then Kalika looked down. "Do you think the others will hate me?" she asked quietly. Pein and Konan stopped. Itachi stopped a branch behind them.

"Kali-chan, what makes you say that? You're cute, smart, and strong. Jinjuuriki or not, you're still my neice." Konan said as she hugged the small child.

"You really mean it?" Kalika asked. Pein and Konan hugged her at the same time.

"Of course we do." They said.

All while this is going on, Itachi is in the back watching with soft eyes. 'Sasuke.' He thought.

"YEA!!" a villager screamed. Today was the celebration of the death of the demon child. Everyone was there except for a couple people. Ayame, Teuchi, Sarutobi, Dog, the heads of the Inuzuka, Nara, Akimichi, and Aburame clans, and Iruka were at the graveyard in front the tombstone for Kalikamaru Uzumaki-Namikaze.

"I can't believe she's gone." Ayame said while crying. "We just saw her before it happened!" she sobbed. "I can't help but feel it was my fault for not looking after her."

"It's okay Ayame." Her father said as they left. Sarutobi smiled.

"Well, atleast she can be with her mother and father instead of this hell hole." Everyone nodded as they left for home.

*~* A Year Later *~*

"KISAME, GET YOU BLUE ASS BACK HERE!!!" Kalikamaru screamed while she chased the fish man.

This fine morning, Kisame was being a perv, and snuck into Kalika's room while she was getting dress.

She is currently chasing Kisame with Hidan's scythe, who chasing Kalika to get his scythe back.

"You fucker!! Give me back me scythe, fox face!!!" Hidan screamed, chasing the young girl.

In the year Kalika has been at the base, they have collected all the members of Akatsuki needed.

Hidan jumped in front of Kalika, trying to stop her. He stood there expecting her to stop but she just kept running. When she was close, she cut her head off and kept going, dropping the scythe behind her.

'This isn't getting me anywhere. I know!!' Kalika thought as she pumped chakra into her feet, speeding herself up. When she was close to Kisame, she kicked him in the ball with her chakra inhansed foot.

A sickening crunch was heard through out the entire hide out.

"HOLY FUCK!!"

'This is weird. They all were killed with a different type of affinity.' Dog thought as he inspected the dead bodies they found in the alley way where Kalikamaru supposedly died.

*~* 5 Year Later *~*

"Finally! The Chunin exams!" Kalika shouted. She was now 12 years old, standing about 5'1.

She had a bust that beat Tsunade and a nice body. She was wearing a black tank top with red mesh under it, and a mini skirt with short under it. Also she had red and orange mismatched fishnet leggings. On top of her outfit, she, as all the other members, wore an Akatsuki robe with a hood.

"It's time to kicks some ass." She said while she and the other members headed to Konoha. On her back was a sword as long as Kisame's and a double edged scythe that could disconnect at the handle. It was expensive because she could put her lighting and wind chakra in it and was made out the finest metal you could ever find.

Sasuke, Sakura, and Sai were all waiting at the bridge for Kakshi when they heard yelling.

"Fuck face, you can't do shit! I can kick your ass anyday!"

"How are you suppose to do that if you just a little girl!?"

Then they heard a simultaneous "oh shit" before Kakashi poofed in. "Yo."

Before Sakura could scold him about being late, there a big explosion.

"HIDAN!!" And came flying a white haired man with violet eyes. Said man's eyes widen.

"Oh shit! Somebody help me!" he screamed while he ran. At first, Team 7 just thought he was crazy because he wasn't running from anybody. Then saw a smaller figure, whose hood was up, enter the clearing. "I'm sorry, just don't hurt me!"

The short figure growled. When Hidan looked into her eyes, he nearly pissed his pants. "Oh come on! You can't use that against me! That's going to hurt!"

"That's the point Fuck face!" she yelled as ran after him. He dashed out the clearing towards the group.

"Deidara, Tobi, Kisame, somebody help me!"

"You brought that on yourself, un." Deidara stated, the other two nodding in agreement.

"Kali-chan that's enough." Said a taller figure as the small girl and the white haired man stopped. Hidan sighed in relief. "You'll get to kick his ass when we get back home." They said.

"Oh come on!"

And then they left.

'Hmm… that young girl looked strong if she could bring that whit haired man to his knees. She's going to train me.' Sasuke thought.

'They interrupted my speech!' Sakura though.

'*perverted giggle*'

'Odd.' Sai thought.

"Sasuke-kun!!" Ino yelled latching on to Sasuke arm. "You missed me? Has billboard brow been messing with you?"

Team 7 and 10 were currently by the Yamanaka flower shop.

"Ino, get off of me." Sasuke said coolly.

"Hey, put me down!" came the cry of the young child known as Konohamaru.

"I'll teach you not to bump into me you little rut." Kankuro said.

"Put the child down." A cloaked figure said.

'That's the girl from earlier.' Team 7 thought.

"Oh, and what are you going to do, little girl?"

"You so should have said that." Said Hidan. "She doesn't like it. She'll kill you."

"What?" Kankuro said as chakra string restrained him from moving and made him drop the child.

"I told you earlier to put the child. Why do you be little me?" she asked in an icy tone.

"I-I um… sorry." Kankuro said studdering.

"Kankuro, what are you doing?" Gaara appearing in a whirl wind of sand.

"Nothing." Kankuro said quickly as he was let loose.

"Let's go." The red head said as he walked away with his siblings. Before Kalikamaru could leave, Sasuke called her out.

"Hey you, in the cloak." He said as she turned around.

"What?" she said annoyed.

"Don't to Sasuke-kun like that!" Sakura and Ino said being loyal fan girls they are.

"I want to see you face." Sasuke said.

"No." Kalikamaru said.

"Why?"

"Because I don't want to."

"Well I'm your superior so you have to listen to me." He said walking up to her.

"I said NO!" she said pushing him back.

"Teach me that technique you used on that guy back there." He said activating his sharingan.

"It's nothing you can learn."

"Why not?! I'm an Uchiha, I can learn anything!"

"Well you can't learn this because its my doujutsu! Only those of my clan can have it. But it's a mix of 3 different types of bloodline so only my children will be able to have it. Now screw off!" she said turning around to leave.

'Oh no, I'm not having this, she WILL listen to me.' Sasuke thought grabbing her by her neck and slamming her against a wall.

"I don't care what you have to do, teach me!!" Sasuke said. Kalika activated her bloodline and stared into Sasuke's eyes, replaying his families' murder.

"Argh!!" he screamed in pain. He let go if her and backed up, falling to the ground holding his head. Sakura and Ino gasped, rushing to his side.

"What did you do to Sasuke-kun!? He told you to teach him so teach him!" Ino yelled.

"I already told you, it's my families' bloodlines. He can't get it no matter how hard he tried." Kalika said as she walked away.

All the Akatsuki members were in expensive hotel suite curtsy of Kalikamaru breaking into her Mothers' bank account.

Everyone was there except said 12 years old.

Deidara was working on his art, Tobi, Hidan, and Kisame were all playing video games, Zetsu was watering his plants that he brought, Konan and Pein were watching TV in another room, Sasori was fixing his puppets, Itachi was painting his nails, and Kakuzu was counting the money.

All of a sudden, Deidara stopped working on the clay pot he was molding. "Hey, where's Kali-chan, un?" he asked.

"She had said she was going for a walk earlier." Kakuzu said not taking eyes off the money. Just then the door slammed open.

"I'm home." Kalika grunted walking in and hanging up her cloak on the coat rack.

"Maa Kali-chan, what's got your panties in a bunch?" Tobi asked still playing the game.

"Itachi's shit fuck of a brother." Kalikamaru said going to the fridge and pulling out a bottle of sake.

"Oh, what did obouto do?" Itachi asked quirking an eyebrow. Kalika popped open the top to the sake and drunk it all in one gulp. She turned to Itachi.

"He slammed me against a wall because he was pissed that he could have my bloodline." She said throwing the bottle away. "Then he tried to use the 'I'm an Uchiha so fear me' trick to make me take the cloak off."

"Interesting." Pein said. "Tomorrow, Kali-chan, Tobi, and Hidan will go to the Chunin exams for the first round then Tobi and Hidan will drop out so Kali-chan can take the preliminaries and final matches."

"Hai." Everyone said.

"Sai, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said making her way over to her two teammates.

"Good thing you showed up. If you didn't, I would be made Chunin." Sasuke said smirking.

"But Kali-chan, Tobi's a good boy!" a voice whined.

"Tobi?" Kalikamaru said.

"Yes?" Tobi replied.

"Shut the fuck up." She said before walking away. Tobi shook his head and then looked at hidan.

"You see the influence you put on poor Kali-chan? She use to be nice and innocent. Now look! She has your sailor mouth!" Tobi yelled flailing his arms. Hidan had a large tick mark on his head.

"ME! THAT WAS PEIN, KISAME, AND DEIDARA TOO!" Hidan screeched back.

"So you admit it?" Tobi teased.

"Oh fuck you Tobi!" Hidan said before marching into the room.

'I'm starting to think I'm the only sane one.' Kalikamaru thought while sweat dropping.

"Alright, when I say go, you maggots will enter the forest!": Anko yelled over the ninja. "Ready, Steady, Set, GO!" And all the ninja took off.

"Okay you guys. We need to be careful. Orochimaru is here. I have a feeling he's going after Sasuke-teme." Kalika said as they were jumping through the trees. All of a sudden there was a big explosion. "That way!" Kalikamaru said before she took off towards the explosion.

"Ahh!" Sakura screamed as a big snake appeared in front of her. It's started racing towards her as she closed her eyes. 'I guess this is it. Bye Sasuke-kun.' She thought, wait for the impact but it never came.

"HELL YEA!!" came a cry.

Twinkle: Cliffy! Stay tuned for the next chapter! Ja ne!