Chapter 3
Twinkle: Last chapter, the stupid *~* thingies didn't show up. So now it'll be ******. Just remember that. ENJOY!
Just as Sakura thought her life was coming to an ending, Hidan came in and sliced the snake into many pieces, blood and organs spraying out. When Sakura thought it was over, a piece of the snakes tongue landed on her head and she promptly passed out.
Hidan shook her head, covered in blood I may add, at the girl who was now on the ground.
"How the fucking hell is she a ninja if she can't handle blood?" he asked himself out loud before picking the girl up and heading to where the others were.
Sasuke and Sai were up a sound ninja who now revealed himself as Orochimaru, one the Leaf's ex Sanin.
"Sasuke-kun, don't you want to kill your brother? Why don't you come with me and I'll give you power." The snake summoner said.
"Hey Orochimaru-teme!" yelled Kalikamaru who just entered the clearing. "Remember me?" Orochimaru squinted.
"I don't know who you are. You have to take the cloak off, little one." He said. Kalika smirked though no one saw it. She snatched the cloak off and stood tall as Orochimaru's eyes widen.
"Kalikamaru Uzumaki-Namikaze at your service." She said as she took the large sword off her back.
"A Namikaze huh? Why would I go through all the trouble of getting an Uchiha when I can have to the supposedly dead Kyuubi brat? Just wait till I tell the Iwa ninja." Orochimaru threatened. Kalika just smirked.
"Go right ahead. Just all the more blood for me." She teased. Then some more sound ninja came into the clearing. "Oh what fun." She then turned to Sasuke. "Watch this bitch." She said before she took off through the crowd of 30 or so ninja.
It was a gruesome sight. One little girl was stabbing and slicing many ninja way older than herself. She was had finished all the subordinate ninja and was heading for the Sanin when she stopped.
Hidan had just came into the clearing. "Holy shit! Tobi make sure she does swallow any of the enemy's blood of these kids will be scarred for life!"
"Ano… Sempai, it's too late for that." Tobi said pointing to Kalika. And sure enough she had sunk her fangs into one of the fallen ninja. When she stood up, she started laughing a maniacal laugh.
"TRYING TO TAKE MY BODY HUH?!" she yelled as her features became more animalistic. "WELL THINK AGAIN!!" she said as she put her bloodied sword back on her back and grabbed the double edged scythe. She took off towards Orochimaru fast than light and hit him up side the head with her weapon. He went flying into a tree next to the three genin. Tobi and Hidan pulled them out the way.
"You may not want to watch this." Tobi said gently. Sai covered his ears while Sasuke turned around and watch with wide eyes.
She grabbed the neck and punched him with such force, he flew through the forest.
Team Gai had just received their other scroll when a body came crashing into the clearing. Neji activated his byakugan and read the person's chakra.
"Stay back. He's at least Sanin level." Neji stated.
"Neji, are you crazy!? That's Orochimaru, the ex Sanin!!" Tenten said.
"Oh Orochimaru? Where are you? I want to have fried snake for dinner tonight." Kalika said as she entered the clearing. Lee tapped Neji.
"Who is that girl?" he asked as Neji read her chakra only to close his eyes and groan.
"That's the Kyuubi girl. She is supposed to be dead." Neji stated dumbfounded.
Kalikamaru split her scythe into its two pieces and ran after Orochimaru. She sliced and cut and chopped his body before ripping body in half, bringing his blood, killing him instantly.
She had the feeling she was being watched and looked ever to see Neji and the rest of his team looking at her and cowering in fear. She snarled at them.
"What the fuck are you looking at?" she said before Tenten fainted. Lee and Neji picked her up and ran out of the clearing screaming.
"You guys okay?" Hidan asked poking the two boys and girl, who was now awake, of Team 7.
"What is she?" Sai asked shakily.
"Let's go." Kalika said she came back into the clearing. Hidan and Tobi sighed and got up. "I got Orochimaru's scrolls after I killed him. We can go rest." She said before the three of them took off.
"I want her to teach me. I'll kill her if she doesn't." Sasuke said glaring at Kalikamaru's back. Sai smacked him.
"What is your problem!? One, she already told you that it's her bloodline so you won't be able to have it!! Two, how the hell do you except to kill her if she just killed a SANIN and we're only GENIN!!!???" Sai yelled.
"Shut up Sai! Stop don't be little Sasuke-kun! That man was probably not even that strong!! She's just an idiot and weak!!" Sakura yelled defending her crush.
Sai stood up. "You should be calling ANYONE weak when you were passed out the entire time!! If it weren't for Kalikamaru and her team, we would be DEAD! IN THE GRAVE!! GONE!!" he yelled glaring at Sakura. "Your little Sasuke-kun is just a power hungry retard!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, NEVER MIND!! THAT'S JUST AN INSULT TO THE REAL RETARD'S LIKE YOU!!!" Sai said before he marched off.
Kalikamaru, Tobi, and Hidan had just made it to the tower, the former putting her cloak back on to hide her face. She turned to her teammates.
"We're the first team here. That means we get the big suite upstairs. Let's go." Kalikamaru said in a monotone. Hidan smirked.
"Why so down, Kali?" he teased. She glared at him.
"Shut up, Hidan. I'm not in the mood." She said she walked away. Tobi ran after her.
"Oi Kali-chan?! Wait up!!" Tobi yelled.
Hidan sighed. "Fuckers." He muttered.
Team 7 was the 5th team to reach the tower. Sasuke frowned. '5th? I'm an Uchiha! I should have the best suite.' He walked up to one of the Chunin who were handling the rooms.
She looked up from her magazine. "What?"
"Can you tell me who got here first?" he asked. She sighed getting up from her slouching position, walking over to a clip-board. "A team that goes by the name of Akatsuki. There was a white haired one, a dude in an orange mask and some person in a cloak with a hood. Does that satisfy you?" she said. Sasuke nodded and walked away pissed as hell.
'How can those bimbos get here first? I'm better than them! I know! I'll go up to their room and kick them out. I'm obviously stronger.' He thought smirking.
"I can't believe they got a Wii up in this bitch!" Hidan yelled as he checked out the room.
It was complete with six rooms, a flat screen TV in each, a Wii with rock band 2, and a complete kitchen. This was heaven!
Then there was a knock on the door.
"Tobi'll get it!!" Tobi said as he ran to the door, peeking through the peek hole. He snatched the door. "Oi, what a nice surprise!"
"Who is it Tobi?" Kalika asked from the kitchen.
"It's the rest of the group!" he yelled back as everyone entered the room.
"Uh… Kalika?" Hidan asked nervously from the living room.
"What?" Hidan walked into the kitchen with a piece of the drum in his hands. Kalikamaru's, who had her cloak off, eyes widened. Then she glared. "How the hell did you do that?!" He chuckled nervously.
"I was uh… playing Psycho Killer, since that's what I am, and uh… ehehehe." He said rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. Kalika closed her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose.
"And what do you want me to do about it?" she asked angrily.
"Cast a genjustu over it?"
"Then how the hell are we supposed to play the fucking game if it's broken!?!?!?" Kalikamaru said snatching the piece and flailing it in the air. Hidan closed his eyes and shrugged.
"I don't know. Not my problem." Hidan then got promptly hit upside his head with the piece of the drum.
After fixing the problem of the drum set, summoning Kyuubi and letting her take care of it, four of the Akatsuki members were about to play Bad Reputation by Joan Jett. Kalika was on the mic, Tobi, after many protests from Hidan, was on the drums, Hidan was on bass, and Kisame was on guitar.
Tobi started the beat off by banging the drum stuck together over his head. "1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4!"
I don't give a damn bout my reputation
You're living in the past its a new generation
A girl can do what she wants to do and thats
What I'm gonna do
An I don't give a damn bout my bad reputation
Oh no not me
An I don't give a damn bout my reputation
Never said I wanted to improve my station
An I'm only doing good
When I'm having fun
An I don't have to please no one
An I don't give a damn
bout my bad reputation
Oh no(no no no no no no), not me (me me me me me me me)
Oh no(no no no no no no), not me
I don't give a damn
bout my reputation
I've never been afraid of any deviation
An I dont really care
If ya think I'm strange
I aint gonna change
An I'm never gonna care
bout my bad reputation
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me
Pedal boys!
Kisame and Hidan were going off on their instrument, lost in the zone.
An I don't give a damn
bout my reputation
The worlds in trouble
There's no communication
An everyone can say
What they want to say
It never gets better anyway
So why should I care
bout a bad reputation anyway
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me
I don't give a damn bout my bad reputation
You're living in the past
Its a new generation
An I only feel good
When I got no pain
An that's how I'm gonna stay
An I don't give a damn
bout my bad reputation
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not
Not me… NOT ME!!
The group finished with Kalikamaru breathing hard but smirking none the less. "That kicked ASS!!" she yelled.
Sasuke was currently looking for Sakura to help him kick Kalikamaru and her teammates out of his suite. He spotted pink by pale blond and walked over.
"Sakura, let's go." He said once he was in hearing range. She nodded and walked over. Once the two reached the suite, they heard loud music blaring from the room.
I don't give a damn bout my bad reputation
You're living in the past
Its a new generation
An I only feel good
When I got no pain
An that's how I'm gonna stay
An I don't give a damn
bout my bad reputation
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not
Not me… NOT ME!!
After the music was over, Sasuke knocked on the door. He saw a black orb peek at him through the peep hole.
"Kali-chan, Sasuke's is at the door." Tobi said. Half the group's eyes widen.
"Everyone else, go hide in my room." Kalika whispered as they shuffled into the room leaving Kalika, Hidan, Tobi, Kisame, and Deidara left.
When the door opened for Sasuke and Sakura, they saw Tobi standing in the door way. "Hello." He chirped. Sasuke pushed him out the way and walked in.
"Kalika, Sasuke and Sakura is here." Tobi said again.
"Tell him to wait. I'm busy." Came the voice of Kalikamaru from the kitchen.
When the three entered the kitchen, they saw Hidan and Kalika with many bug full bottles of Vodka and Kisame and Deidara stand to the side, each with a stopwatch in their hand.
"Ready," Kisame said as he put his finger on the button, "Go!"
Kalika and Hidan were chugging down the liquor like it was nothing. Though Hidan was holding his own, Kalika was gone she was on her 7th bottle while Hidan was on his 4th.
"Ha Kisame! I told Kalika was going to win, un!" Deidara yelled. Kisame sighed and pulled out his wallet. 'Damn Deidara.' He thought.
When they were done, Hidan had passed out on the floor. Kalika shook her head.
"He still had seven bottles left." She stated as she picked up said bottles and drunk them more slowly. She looked at Sasuke and Sakura. "What?"
"I want this suite." Sasuke stated. Kalika narrowed her eyes.
"Why?"
"Because he does! Now give him the keys and get out!" Sakura said walking towards Kalika and sticking her hand out. Kalika looked from her liquor to Sakura to Sasuke to Sakura's hand and back to Sasuke before she burst out laughing.
"You really think I'm just going to hand over the keys like that? If you wanted this suite so bad, you should have beat us here." He said after finish her rib cracking laughter.
Sasuke glared the Uchiha Death Glare™ and scowled. "I want this suite so give it to me."
"I'm not like the rest of them so I don't give anyone anything on a gold platter. Get out or I'll be forced to make you." Kalika said as she drew her weapon.
Sasuke scowled again before walking towards the door.
"Sasuke-kun, you're not going to kill her and take the key?" Sakura asked walking to him.
"No. I'm going to come back she better be out or else." Sasuke said looking back. Kalika smirked.
"Or else what? You're going to get your fan girls on me? I can take them down any day." Kalika said as they walked out.
Kisame shook his head. "What happen to his sense of humor?" he asked to no one in particular.
"It probably got shoved out his mouth when that stick got shoved up his ass." Kalika said before they all burst out laughing.